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Stevie
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posted April 02, 2016 10:08 PM |
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Edited by Stevie at 23:02, 02 Apr 2016.
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RL funny/silly/amazing moments
Just earlier tonight I pulled a real one on my folks and we laughed a lot after.
Got back home some days ago at my parent's apartment (second floor) to help them with various stuff including cleaning and because of their busy schedule we got to it a bit late. There we are on the balcony at around 7 pm, me and my mom trying to clean the windows, including on the outside which in all fairness is not that hard, but the danger was still looming at the back of our heads. Since I'm taller and more adept at stretching, I was left to it and mom went in another room for a while and was due to come back sometime later. Then the bright idea hit me - Imma frame my own demise xD.
The conditions were perfect. There was noise from the washing machine, so they didn't hear me slipping out and locking the apartment door from the outside, good thing I found the keys in time - this was specifically important because if someone were to come down for me they would've realized something was off when they saw the door unlocked. Then I suggestively let one of my rubber slippers behind in the balcony in an upside down manner and took the other one with me along with the rag I was cleaning the windows which I threw somewhere on the ground. Then I planted myself down on the spring grass with my head in a twisted position, face up, eyes wide open and locked onto the starry sky and my clothes partially off to simulate the struggle from falling, was actually in some pajamas that came off easily so I had the blouse stretched upwards and my pants halfway down showing my boxers. And then wait!
By the time anything happened, lots of steps were heard passing by from people just a bit further down the block, which no doubt were wondering what the actual **** was going on, but I purposefully moved a bit every now and then to keep them away so they didn't ruin everything, but also because I couldn't quite take the anticipation. Some minutes later, I heard a door opening from the apartment so I just stopped breathing and put on the poker face of my life. Mom seeing the slipper assumed at first that I just left for a distraction and let off a voice as if I were evading my duties, but when she came to the window and saw me completely inert on the ground, she panicked. Like really hard. So hard she called out to me "Stevie!" and seeing I gave nothing back she then rushed to dad and told him that I had fallen from the balcony. At that point I almost lost it. The next moment she unlocked the door and came down the stairs as fast as a 120 kilos Speedy Gonzales would, must've been a pretty hilarious sight to see. But before you know it she was next to me and I couldn't hold it in any longer so I dropped the act in a burst of maniacal laughter. The momentary relief she probably felt was soon be replaced by something else as some mandatory, moderate slapping took place as a form of symbolic punishment for the heart attack I almost gave her.
Later we found ourselves inside again discussing how "elaborate" the prank was, how mom was regretting not taking her phone with her on the way down to call for an ambulance, how we thought dad was acting slowly when he was actually praying on his knees (after all, prayer time is really important!), and how at the end of the day we still had some cleaning to finish xD
Was pretty fun alright 
Do you people have any real life funny, silly or amazing moments to share? 
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EnergyZ
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posted April 02, 2016 10:26 PM |
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Edited by EnergyZ at 22:27, 02 Apr 2016.
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You daredevil.
Cool story, though.
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EnergyZ
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posted April 02, 2016 10:40 PM |
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Now that you do mention it, I do have a story.
Well, see, about two years ago, when I was still in high school, I did have this subject, called "History of philosophy" (at least that's how it can be translated in English). Since the fourth, final year of school was there, people had to apply to college - meaning the higher *all* your grades were, the greater the chance was to become a student at the college of your choice (uncertain if this applies to other countries as well).
Anyway, I somewhat sucked at the history of philosophy subject, and it was about a month before school was over. Since I promised myself I wouldn't want to obtain a grade lower than C, I took my book and started writing notes about the modern philosophers (about people from 18th to 20th century). It took me about a week or so to finally write everything on that column, so the only thing I had to do, when writing the test, was just to look up.
However, things got complicated and during the week, when this test took place, I stayed at home - let's say I was sick. When I returned back, I learned that two girls behind me were stripped of their test, since they stood too close to the column - as the teacher had noticed all the chunk of the text. But, even more astoundingly, during that same week of my absence (probably after the test was over), two boys started taking pieces of that column - and it basically had no piece of facade in it, only concrete was being seen. And the same had been applied to the other column at the back of the class.
Fortunately, me and those two girls (who were somewhat angry) answered some questions to the teacher and everything went well.
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The_Polyglot
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posted October 07, 2016 01:23 PM |
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markkur
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posted October 07, 2016 05:53 PM |
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Edited by markkur at 18:00, 07 Oct 2016.
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Well this was/is a good idea, sorry I missed it earlier.
In hindsight your trick is funny though as your father I might have not thought so at the time. A friend of mine did the same sort of thing, however after having a quadruple bypass heart surgery. It had been a few weeks and he was supposed to be going very slow while mowing his grass. He shut the mower off, took a few steps and got down on the ground. His wife found him. SHE almost killed him when he got up laughing.
You said moments, so here is one; My daughter and I were watching some program on cable that was not very good and I asked her "Do you want some Ice-cream?" She said "Yes" I replied; "Good, get me some while you're up." We've laughed about that a few times over the years.
A longer tale;
When I was a young machine operator I was a prankster big-time. A friend of mine and I together ran a two-man machine from opposite ends. Greasing bearings was needed each day so we had a grease-gun at hand. It was hard work and we found ways of getting each other greased during work but I generally was the victor and one day he had tried to get me at my work-spot but I saw the grease, scraped it up and took it to where he leaned at times. He had been watching me looking for the grease to get on me but I lost it after several times of; he would peek around to see and every time he did he had more grease on him. He took it in good stride.
However, I was not finished that day. We all had to wear hard-hats from machine to "Safe-areas" i.e. The washroom. Just before second break 2:45pm our supervisor came in and talked with Bob. During this time I took the G-gun and squeezed out a blob onto my index finger-tip. I then went to his helmet and ran that finger-tip along the front side of the headband inside his helmet.
The bell rang - we put on our hard-hats and went to wash-up for break. Once inside the washroom the men would hang their helmets on hooks and then go to the Bradleys. These were large washing stations that were circular. You would step up to a spot and press your foot on a circular lever near the floor and water would come out from the mast & ring in many small streams of water. Washing-up before break meant that these devices were full of men washing their hands and faces and able to look in the faces of those across from them. Bob had a thick blackish-green line that ran across his entire forehead.
Guys were staring at him and he was wondering what was up? Nudges and more talk became laughter and someone finally said; "What's on your head man?" He had to go to the mirror and of course once there, saw the large line across his forehead. He immediately turned to me but I walked out of the room into the lunchroom casually playing "I'm totally innocent of such of vile crime" however, he knew that I knew he was not fooled...he just could never get even.
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