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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all tossers !!!
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all tossers !!! This thread is 16 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 · «PREV / NEXT»
Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted May 07, 2002 11:08 AM

Quote:
stiven           :  president of the apes


...so you admit im your president then?
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hamsi128
hamsi128


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posted May 07, 2002 12:13 PM

no you misunderstood... you are president of apes not nomads
zone apes : madmartigan , bjorn ...

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Sir_Stiven
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posted May 07, 2002 01:09 PM

no no no, no misunderstanding... im president of the apes which means i am youre ruler
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hamsi128
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posted May 07, 2002 02:30 PM

it seems you want to ruel something definitly
lord of the boars - guano apes  is a good song for you

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pandora
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posted May 07, 2002 04:21 PM

Don't pick on poor Stiven too much, he's been a great fill-in bartender (even tho he's been helping himself to a few behind the bar, hehe)

I think there's a distinct lack of Aussies in here tho, where's that RychenB@stard? Im getting a lil tired of dancing, its been 2 days.. maybe he'd like to come join me for a beer?

I can explain the joys of hockey to him, while he explains to me Aussie rules Football - the only sport where a guy can be suspended for biting another guy on the testicles!  Is nothing sacred?  I don't have any myself, but i imagine a bite there would be most unpleasant LOL
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matthy
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posted May 07, 2002 04:24 PM

aussie link sucks...

or so ive heard ya know i once lived in australia. 4 four months.
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hamsi128
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posted May 07, 2002 04:54 PM

Matthy-

normally i wont accept little kids to my tavern but regarding to your toss desire here some milk for you

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posted May 07, 2002 05:01 PM

Gosh Hamsi, that's sweet of you

Hmmm... I seem to have lost my tossing powers!  Can you help? (Where's Stiven, me ole allie, when I need him?)
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Sir_Stiven
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posted May 07, 2002 06:08 PM

Im right by your side (Altho i can think of better places too be...) hmmm, maybe i should take a break from this bartender thing for a day...me and unlimited bottles off Tossquila aint a good idea in the long run i guess

la la la, and to end our little dispute hamsi...dont worry, you can be my co-president so we can RUELS together do you like that new Newcastle shirt hanging in the roof btw?
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madmartigan
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posted May 07, 2002 09:00 PM

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....... Aussie rules Football - the only sport where a guy can be suspended for biting another guy on the testicles!  Is nothing sacred?  I don't have any myself, but i imagine a bite there would be most unpleasant LOL


LMAO

even imagining it hurts

thx god noone bit my balls yet, and hope they will never be bitten

They are where they belong now, and hope they will stay there forever

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pandora
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posted May 07, 2002 10:22 PM

Well apparantly the guy's balls were still where they are supposed to be after the incident, tho i did read that they described his injury as a 'perforated scrotum' LOL

You would think in a sport that's known for being rather rough, guys would have some sort of protection against that kinda attack, hehe  Tho, on the other side, you kinda got to feel for the guy who did the biting, imagine his horror when he learnt what it was that he'd had in his mouth, looooooool

Anyways, was one of the funniest sports stories i'd ever read, thank you Rychen  Ps. where are ya? you'd better be leaving those dingos alone!!

Well enuff chit chat, time to get back up on the table  
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hamsi128
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posted May 08, 2002 12:20 AM

i remember one day i cheated my girlfriend with another girl(cute one) and she kicked my testicules lol... i stil remember the day when we mans are fragiles versus attack to our secret xxx.... looool ..... life is going on
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phYscHo
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posted May 08, 2002 10:39 PM

i didn't want 2 start a new post, but heres a question, if so many of us speak english as our second language, why is our forum predominatly english??
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Sir_Stiven
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posted May 09, 2002 12:31 AM

Well we all could speak swedish if you like...no?
well maybe thats the "problem" you see but everyone knows english since its the worlds language #1. so there
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arachnid
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posted May 09, 2002 12:28 PM

isnt Chinese the number 1 spoken langauge?
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Sir_Stiven
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posted May 09, 2002 01:28 PM

Chinese might be the #1 first language, but more people in this world still talks english since most nations has it as 2nd language (like us swedes for example).
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pandora
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posted May 09, 2002 03:41 PM

Here in Canada we speak English and French as our 2 main languages, tho not everyone can speak French most learn basic conversation (hello, how are you - where is the bathroom ) in grade school, then they forget it by the time they are about 18 lol

I tried to learn to speak Swedish, but during my lessons Tamanrasset disappeared on me  Sigh, so i only learned to swear in a really nasty manner he said i should never repeat - and he taught me friendly ways to great him lol  Maybe he'll come back one day to finish teaching me, then i can yak at you in Swedish one day, lol
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hamsi128
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posted May 09, 2002 08:04 PM

je me promenais a la plage mais personne ne m'a vu ... for this reason je decide de changer my invisible mode
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Sir_Stiven
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posted May 09, 2002 09:21 PM

hehehe, i can learn you some more swedish if you like And talking about tam, have u seen him lately? i think his off to playing other comp games nowadays...havent spoken to him for a really long time now tho.
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morcoz
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posted May 09, 2002 09:43 PM
Edited By: morcoz on 9 May 2002

I have read all the threads but havenīt figured out what a tosser really is. I read something about " someone who say things that make him look better" or something...
Be quick with your replies beacuse after a few beers i dont pay attention...                  

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