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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Scuttle Boat is IMBA
Thread: Scuttle Boat is IMBA
JoonasTo
JoonasTo


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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted September 20, 2019 07:34 PM
Edited by JoonasTo at 19:38, 20 Sep 2019.

Scuttle Boat is IMBA

So, this morning I got woken up by a call from my town's harbour department. Sir, you really ought to hurry, your boat is in full water load and sinking.
*Blink*
OH SHI-

Rushing off to the boat, that is about a minute walk from my front door. I was hit with bad balance.





I proceeded to cast summon boat to counter, naturally.





But while it did succeed, alas, the damage from scuttle was still there.





Pls. nerf, this is obviously IMBA.
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Elvin
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What if Elvin was female?
posted September 20, 2019 07:54 PM

At least you hadn't disembarked on an island.
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted September 20, 2019 07:55 PM

Actually the whole town is built on islands!

We just invented bridges
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Kipshasz
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Elvin's Darkside
posted September 20, 2019 08:38 PM

I thought that shagging all them oligarch broads would give you a better boat.

*cries in corner because owns no boat*
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted September 20, 2019 08:52 PM

Best way to stay safe from that scuttle boat! Smart choice.

I'm too old for that these days. Lazy and boring guy.
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