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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Poor bets
Thread: Poor bets
CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Nihil sub sole novum
posted August 14, 2020 02:09 PM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 14:25, 14 Aug 2020.

Poor bets

Let's talk about bad bets we've had with our friends and acquaintances.

Yesterday a comrade of mine said to me he'd bet his hair Barcelona would win against Bayern in today's game and go on to claim the Champions League. I dared disagree with His Eminence, the man who knoweth everything there is to know about football, so I, in turn, put my hair on the line as well. However, as the object of our bet - the match - approaches, I have come to regret our little wager. 'Why?', you ask, 'why would one as loved by Fortuna as the Count wish to forsake a battle of luck he is destined to win?'. Well, my good fellows, let me my answer your question with our track records:

The Count's log of good fortune
• Expert Luck
• Women sometimes hit on him
• Doesn't know the rules of poker and often doesn't even look at his cards, still relieves everyone of their money
•Guessed the outcome of Brazil - Germany 2014
•Four functional limbs

The Count's friend's spectacular streak of luck
• Fortuna's little snow
• Hit by a truck
• Went to a casino once, lost his shirt
• Bets money on matches, never won a cent
• Broke three limbs this year alone

I don't like the odds, like this I'll have to wait another 50 years to rock the hairless style.

The Count
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted August 15, 2020 12:11 AM

8-2 to Bayern. Oh, boy.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted August 15, 2020 09:07 AM

This calls for scalping.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


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posted August 15, 2020 04:25 PM

Is this about gambling or just stupid decisions we made in our merry lives?

which gambling can be one of btw.
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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Nihil sub sole novum
posted August 20, 2020 09:25 PM

NoobX said:
This calls for scalping.


He is to be deprived of all his body hair.

@Kip

Both will do.

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SmithRero
SmithRero

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posted October 14, 2020 12:45 AM

CountBezuhoff said:
NoobX said:
This calls for scalping.


He is to be deprived of all his body hair.

@Kip

Both will do.

The Count

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BrakesAvel
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posted April 15, 2021 11:45 AM
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posted May 08, 2021 10:25 PM

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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted May 14, 2021 04:18 PM

Kipshasz said:
Is this about gambling or just stupid decisions we made in our merry lives?

which gambling can be one of btw.

Ace of spades Ace of spades
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