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CountBezuhoff
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posted November 03, 2020 12:12 PM |
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Erection Day
It's finally Erection Day. Both major party candidates will have a hard time getting erect due to their old age. We can all agree though that whoever wields Pennysylvania will most likely make the White House even whiter, especially if he manages to recruit both Carolina sisters for a threesome.
The Count
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tSar-Ivor
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posted November 03, 2020 12:20 PM |
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Everyday is erection day for me.
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CountBezuhoff
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posted November 03, 2020 12:24 PM |
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It is important for democracries that there are many erections. Well done, Tsar, you are a model citizen.
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blob2
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posted November 03, 2020 12:46 PM |
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Edited by blob2 at 12:47, 03 Nov 2020.
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Wohoo, another political thread about a country that is actually a state of mind. Like Poland. Maybe I ought to create one about Poland?
Or was it... Polyand? Ponyland?
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CountBezuhoff
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posted November 03, 2020 01:11 PM |
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This isn't your regular political thread, it's a thread dedicated to erections. Without proper erections our orderly society would not exist.
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blob2
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posted November 03, 2020 02:18 PM |
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Edited by blob2 at 14:19, 03 Nov 2020.
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They have "Elrection anxiety disorders" in USA!? Niiice.
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Kipshasz
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Elvin's Darkside
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posted November 03, 2020 02:34 PM |
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blob2 said:
They have "Elrection anxiety disorders" in USA!? Niiice.
yeah, because the soys are so fragile. on both sides.
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Gnomes2169
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posted November 03, 2020 04:49 PM |
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But guys. It's No Nut November. We have to remain strong, even on this awful, incredibly tempting, day.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Kipshasz
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Elvin's Darkside
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posted November 03, 2020 10:09 PM |
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only for you single wankers out there. 
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Oddball13579
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posted November 04, 2020 01:52 AM |
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Gnomes2169 said:
But guys. It's No Nut November. We have to remain strong, even on this awful, incredibly tempting, day.
Lmaoooo imagine following No Nut November. I've failed it 5 times already. Thank god I have someone to have fun with 
Come on Gnomes, don't be a sheeple. Free yourself
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CountBezuhoff
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posted November 04, 2020 11:12 AM |
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Ooooh, it's so tight... Delicious...
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blob2
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Blob-Ohmos the Second
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posted November 04, 2020 12:22 PM |
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Oddball13579 said:
Lmaoooo imagine following No Nut November. I've failed it 5 times already. Thank god I have someone to have fun with
Lol, and November didn't even last for 5 days yet
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Oddball13579
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posted November 04, 2020 06:08 PM |
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blob2 said:
Oddball13579 said:
Lmaoooo imagine following No Nut November. I've failed it 5 times already. Thank god I have someone to have fun with
Lol, and November didn't even last for 5 days yet
Exactly!!!
What can I say, it's like we're in our teens again. Although, I don't remember being like this during my teens....
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CountBezuhoff
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posted February 12, 2021 01:55 AM |
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The Nut is strong in this one.
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Oddball13579
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posted February 12, 2021 02:06 AM |
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The nut is very strong in this one.
I am a master nutter.
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Djolaf
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mechanized madness
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posted February 12, 2021 03:09 AM |
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I'm allergic to nut.
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Gnomes2169
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posted February 12, 2021 03:38 AM |
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Oh no. Our spam has attracted a new poster. One who uses the old Bernie Mac avatar.
We have summoned a great and powerful evil, friends. We should tread carefully, lest we invite ruin upon ourselves and our love of nutting all over the place.
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Oddball13579
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posted February 12, 2021 03:45 AM |
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*mumbles* How bout you nut all over me instead of the couch
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Gnomes2169
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Duke of the Glade
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posted February 12, 2021 03:47 AM |
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Oddy... why do you want to be covered in pistachio shells that badly? I know that they make the couch are crusty and crunchy, but they do the same thing to your body too!
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
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Oddball13579
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posted February 12, 2021 03:53 AM |
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*sigh*
I wasn't talking about that kind of nut Gnomes.
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