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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: I have become trashuman
Thread: I have become trashuman This thread is 2 pages long: 1 2 · NEXT»
Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted April 27, 2021 05:58 PM

I have become trashuman

Unbelievable
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted April 27, 2021 05:59 PM

What's the cure for such disorders?

Beatings.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted April 27, 2021 07:05 PM

Wordless..

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blob2
blob2


Undefeatable Hero
Blob-Ohmos the Second
posted April 27, 2021 10:20 PM


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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted April 28, 2021 04:53 AM

Well you know what they say, one man's trash is another man's waifu.

*Steals Galatea and scampers off before the junkyard dogs can catch him*
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted April 28, 2021 10:38 AM

Junkyard dogs? Who are you referring to?

Or maybe

What?
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"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted April 28, 2021 04:20 PM

Look, if you were Trashumnan, that means someone threw you out. Which means you are ripe for recycling! Now put on the cat ears and mini skirt.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted April 28, 2021 04:24 PM

Ohh! I get the concept now, sorry for being slow.

How about we both do it? Can't be the only one who should wear those. You too!
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"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


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Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted April 28, 2021 04:29 PM

Wait... but I'm a guy-

Oh no. This was a trap. Galetea was just fishing for a catboy butler this entire time. OH NO!
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted April 28, 2021 04:42 PM

Isn't that cute?
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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


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Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted April 28, 2021 04:48 PM

Galatea, I am supposed to be HANDSOME, not CUTE!

At least let me wear the butler outfit instead of the comedically tiny miniskirt.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted April 28, 2021 04:58 PM

Ofcourse, you are handsome! I can still clearly recall your picture.

Sure! Wear whatever you want.

I hope Oddy won't get mad at me coz of this.
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"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


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Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted April 28, 2021 05:07 PM

Oddy is a bit of a weeb... and he's getting a catboy butler out of the deal.

I think he'll manage, somehow.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted April 28, 2021 05:27 PM

Awesome!
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted April 29, 2021 12:53 AM

What the frig did I just walk into?
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted April 29, 2021 03:19 AM

Um... cosplay?

You are free to join if you want to.
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"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted April 29, 2021 06:03 AM

Oddball13579 said:
What the frig did I just walk into?

... It was Galatea's idea.

Now put on the miniskirt.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred

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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted April 29, 2021 06:58 AM

The erect penis. Over 40yo feels so good. Depends on sex hormone.

Miniskrit. To have sex from behind. Depends on spontaneous.

What it means? Anus

Go to gay party.

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted April 29, 2021 07:03 AM

Come Oddy! Let's start the tea party!
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted April 29, 2021 09:02 AM

You heard the lady, Oddy. C'mere, we only have two chairs for the tea party, but you and I can share.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred

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