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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Sundering Realms (IC)
Thread: Sundering Realms (IC)
Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted May 02, 2021 07:14 AM

Sundering Realms (IC)

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Galatea stared frowning in front of the monitor. The last post was still hers. She'd been waiting for hours for an update but until today, nothing has happened.

"They were all drunk," she concluded as she lifted the cup of hot coffee beside her.

Should I blame International Worker's day?, she thought. This was surely the culprit to Lith's and NoobX drunkenness. Geny was always drunk. Although not with alcohol, but with pc games and boardgames. Shadowcaster was just a shadow. Galatea thought he's very mysterious only appearing to post in the Glades. And for TheCount, he's always drunk so can't really expect more of him.

She sighed at the thought of how boring today will be. She reached for her coffee again and noticed that the steam rising from it. She smiled and held it close to her nose as she enjoyed the soothing aroma from her favorite drink.

Good thing there's coffee. She comforted herself when she remembered that her doctor advised her to stop drinking this beverage since it's bad for her health. "YOLO," she said.

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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted May 02, 2021 11:48 AM

Meanwhile, Geny was getting back home from his relatives. Drunk. With alcohol.
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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted May 02, 2021 05:14 PM
Edited by Galatea at 17:15, 02 May 2021.

Galatea was amazed to learn that Geny also goes out and drinks real alcohol.
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted May 02, 2021 05:40 PM

Little did Galatea know that Geny was the resident drunkard before Noobie even knew what alcohol was.

None of them were as famous as Aculias though.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted May 02, 2021 06:20 PM

Geny said:
None of them were as famous as Aculias though.


Praised be his name!
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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


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Duke of the Glade
posted May 04, 2021 11:15 PM

Flopping on a table in the back, Gnomes proves he isn’t a drinker at all. It seems like the pint of strawberry smoothy he’d ordered was already too much for the lad, and he has expired semi-fataly.
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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted May 05, 2021 08:21 AM

"No way!" Galatea gasped, stood up in surprise upon hearing the name of the Ancient One - Aculias. However, she cannot contain the power that has been released. Her knees trembled and eventually she fell to the ground.

Meanwhile, the flopping sound from behind got her attention. She turned and notice a guy. He was unknown to her yet she admitted immediately that he's handsome.

"You there," she spoke, "Why are you here?" You don't belong here."
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


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Duke of the Glade
posted May 05, 2021 08:52 AM

The initial response from the rugged individual would be a wordless grumbling rumble. Once pressed for more information, the bleary-eyed man would look up from his table, affix Galatea with an exhausted stare, and then say, "Some call me... Tim."

And then he threw a fireball (the drink, not the spell) at one of the bar's potted plants, and placed his face back on the table. His millennial desire to die without actually being dead seems to be quite powerful.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted May 05, 2021 05:46 PM

Galatea raised an eyebrow as she raised from the floor. For once, she wasn't asking for his name but his purpose. She clicked her tongue at the thought that the security of the place got compromised-the security which the boys should be enforcing. Now, she can't thought of anything but deal with the stranger.

"Maybe," she said in a calm and diplomatic way,"You didn't quite understand me. I'm asking why are you here? As you can see, this place is exclusive for..."

She followed with a cough as she pointed at the sign 'Sundered Realms Players only (Pokemon players not welcome)' which was situated at the counter.
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


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Duke of the Glade
posted May 05, 2021 06:13 PM

"Tim" looked up as she continues talking, and with bleary eyes he squinted at the sign that was pointed out to him. "Hmmmmm... nope. No idea what a pokemon is here. 'S why the guards let me in." The liar lies, yawning a bit and then looking back at Galatea once again. "But I heard you Sundered Realms people have the best smoothies, so I had to come and try them out."

Speaking of, he takes his smoothie and gives it a sip. "Now shhhh, I'm trying to be brooding and mysterious here. Leave me to my mystery."
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted May 05, 2021 06:46 PM

Geny comes out of the back door, wobbles over to the table and knocks the smoothie out of the strangers hand.

"None of that! We only drink quality cocktails in this place. Here!" He shoves a coconut shell with some colorful liquid and festive umbrella into the man's hands, "this was imported by swallows, you know. Now drink!"
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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


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Duke of the Glade
posted May 05, 2021 07:19 PM

The thwapping of the drink sent it flying from the stranger's hands, and in the smallest, saddest and most italian voice the man had available, Gnomes mutters, "Oh no, me smoothie." And then he takes a sip of the drink Geny gave to him.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted May 05, 2021 08:14 PM

The drink is very alcoholic, but it's nearly unnoticeable because of how sweet it is.
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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


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Duke of the Glade
posted May 06, 2021 05:18 AM

The man, as mentioned before, was quite the lightweight. That sip would get him to sit up straight, slur out, "Eyyyyyyyy, dish is purdy gud." His left eye slowly blinked, then his right, and then he was face-down on the table and snoring.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted May 06, 2021 06:12 PM

"Geez," Galatea uttered raising an eyebrow again. She felt a slight disloyalty over Tim. She cannot fathom why would he wish to taste a different "smoothie" from what he's currently having.

She excused herself for a while and proceed outside. Galatea wanted to check how on Earth did an outsider breached their security. The moment she walked through the door, she already got the answer.

NoobX who as the one on-duty was lying there on thw ground, snoring and deep asleep, most probably from drinking like there's no tommorow.

Galatea shook her head and sighed then she walked back to her seat. She sighed again as she pickef up her cup of coffee, "Oh well, at least it's still warm."
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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