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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Elvin's Barbershop
Thread: Elvin's Barbershop
Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted September 27, 2021 08:48 AM
Edited by Geny at 08:52, 27 Sep 2021.

Elvin's Barbershop


I see you've been branching out.
And all the way in Israel too.
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Elvin
Elvin


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posted September 27, 2021 02:58 PM

Globalization my friend, have to keep up with the times.
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Galaad
Galaad

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Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted September 27, 2021 04:54 PM

There is a ressemblance
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Ghost
Ghost


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Therefore I am
posted September 27, 2021 09:36 PM

Where are the pubic hair beauty cares? Elvin's? I don't think so. Remember shaved means Nazi thing. But Rastafarian pubic hair is excellent thought and much better than little Hitler.

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Elvin
Elvin


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posted September 28, 2021 08:41 AM

Galaad said:
There is a ressemblance

No, come on. Doesn't even have red feathers.
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Celfious
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posted September 28, 2021 08:20 PM

I got my haircut by one of Elvins best and now im knee deep in ladies phone numbers.
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Galatea
Galatea


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Well, I'm Ceres!
posted September 30, 2021 12:21 PM

How come you offer no services for me?!?!?

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Elvin!

I badly need it!
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Elvin
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posted September 30, 2021 01:59 PM

It's already a pain to go all the way to Israel and back home. I'm not coming all the way there!
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Geny
Geny


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What if Elvin was female?
posted September 30, 2021 04:32 PM

Galatea said:
How come you offer no services for me?!?!?

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Elvin!

I badly need it!

Now all we need to do is change the the title and opening post of the thread and this post will be pure gold.
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Galatea
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posted September 30, 2021 09:41 PM

Yeah, make it Elvin's Salon or something.
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Elvin
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posted October 03, 2021 10:41 AM

That's not what he was thinking about
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Elvin
Elvin


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posted October 03, 2021 10:41 AM

It is worth making Geny a mod just for that ^^
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Ghost
Ghost


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posted October 06, 2021 05:43 PM

I hate! Only I accept baldhead, because fast at home haircut. I like woman with long hair. Then no service. Maybe some day.

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