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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Fanstratics: The gameplay and story
Thread: Fanstratics: The gameplay and story
NimoStar
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posted January 11, 2023 01:30 AM
Edited by NimoStar at 14:46, 11 Jan 2023.

Fanstratics: The gameplay and story

You start your quest in an insertion capsule on a far away alien planet. The Earth council has sent you to be the savior of the world or presumably die trying, expecting of course you will die because they hate your guts. But destiny has other plans...

Upon disembarking you can see the alien dinosaur demons you need to exterminate.

You pack in your trusty machete, gravity gun and crowbar and set out to destroy the corrupted mainframe (that cloned the alien dinosaurs in the first place)

You amass an army of alien elves, alien lizardmen, and alien faeries in order to beat the strongest boss of all: The devil alien dragon. None of it works because it is immune to all damage and magic and so you retreat and leave your army to die (you didn't have the 23040 gold asked to surrender)

Fortunately you go to the Wario quest hut and after doing 29 journal entries in the quest, you find the legendary Wooden Bow

Don't let the name fool you though, this is a legendary artifact from before the Big Shhh... it looks like a normal wooden bow that shoots normal wooden arrows but is technically actually 200 million years old, made by ancient sleeping dead gods and their robot-angels with the tears of reality itself.

Shooting your bow not only kills the alien dragon but also sends their whole world to an alternate dimension that rips it apart. Upon returning home you marry the elf-faerie princess and are crowned King of Earthathia because only a trueblood Kingsborne would be able to use the bow.

But deep beneath the slumbering cyber caverns, alien zombie necrophage remains plot a coup with the help of your diseased deceased zombie lich technomancer hacker father, who has been monitoring you from the Ancient Tech 200 million year old satellites. And also, your father's shadowy figure is actually a known undead lord, who will pronounce: "In order to beat this game you will have to defeat me, Greg Fulton!" Dun dun dunnn (dramatic notes). The setup for a sequel: "Fanstratics 2 - Undead boogaloo"
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ArdentWyrm
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posted January 14, 2023 06:57 PM

did you make this up?, or did you find it on the internet?
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NimoStar
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posted January 14, 2023 09:16 PM

I found it from very reliable sources
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ArdentWyrm
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posted January 14, 2023 11:49 PM

, seriously?
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Gandalf196
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posted January 15, 2023 12:43 AM

That was a roller coaster of emotions
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posted January 15, 2023 09:09 PM

Gandalf196 said:
That was a roller coaster of emotions


Well of course. As any game/campaign writer knows, you need a good plot twist to mantain tension and a sense of the unexpected. Or five.
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ArdentWyrm
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posted January 16, 2023 07:19 PM

what's jonathan frakes have to do with Fantsratics?
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posted January 23, 2023 04:18 AM

ArdentWyrm said:
what's jonathan frakes have to do with Fantsratics?


I have it on good terms that he was hired as the game's narrator (/?)
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