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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted January 09, 2025 04:58 AM |
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I have a joke for heroes community.
So Dave Chapelle or someone goes into a post office and is a schizophrenic and he's like open every box now because he legit thinks out of 1000 boxes there has to be cats. He is not good at math.
Anyways. Open all the boxes today or atleast get a stronger x-ray in here
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted January 09, 2025 10:31 AM |
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Naked GF brings beer, but schizophrenic BF asks why? Naked GF says you are too good to me in many things, thus I give a beer to you.. BF says no I meant nude is extremely specific lol
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted January 09, 2025 08:11 PM |
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Ghost: Hi! Heroes or GF?
HoMM freak: Hello! Heroes, course of..
Ghost: Can I borrow your GF?
HoMM freak: Yeah
Ghost: Thanks
Ghost: WTF
GF: Aren't you like my dick?
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted January 12, 2025 12:42 AM |
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There may be a cat in some of these boxes, open all of them.
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted January 13, 2025 06:41 PM |
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GF: Why men don't like my dick?
Common sense: Transexual isn't cool
GF: I'm not transexual Do you want try me?
Common sense: Speciality?
GF: Yes I'm also futanari Do you want try me?
Common sense: The bible never mentioned about sex
GF: True Do you want try me?
Common sense: No the Bible said first marriage..
GF: Do you want eat my forbidden fruit?
Common sense: Sorry I'm a robot
God: I will make a new female robot, and I destroy GF and snake..
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted January 15, 2025 02:21 AM |
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Look it is clear aliens (outer space aliens) have your left brain on tap.
But who is welcoming who, you or me?
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted January 16, 2025 02:39 PM |
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If you suffered from anxiety and intentionally put it in great agitated condition, where you are running from trees you planted yourself?
If I were a tree would I cut off part of myself so that I could reach higher?
Would I surround myself in harmful weeds, risking my own health in order to grow stronger? Not intentionally but by design.
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted January 22, 2025 08:30 PM |
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The USA beat Canadian Vladimir Putin.. 
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted January 26, 2025 09:46 PM |
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Priest: Do you believe in the Bible?
Priest: Ok I test you: Did Caesar have a mother? Do kiwi fruit have a seed?
Priest: The answer is always procreation..
artu: But I ate seedless fuit e.g. mango..
artu: So I call reproduction, thus all same-lookings..
Priest: Wrong! What a Satan lesson!
artu: You got an answer..
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted January 27, 2025 10:09 PM |
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Phoenix4ever: Computer is a weak
HC member: thus only one map
Phoenix4ever: I reveal my secret that I torture computer
HC member: Is install package in only scenario map?
Phoenix4ever: Yes, thus computer doesn't know other existence maps
HC member: I torture Metataxer's Revenge, Wayfarer, Paragon, etc by fat AI bonuses.. Computer knows easier and original maps in scenario..
Phoenix4ever: I said weak computer..
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted January 31, 2025 08:52 PM |
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If you believe in heaven and/or paradise.. You are half-woman.. What a gay! 
I know all. Thus I'm all mighty Ghost.. I live in space ship.. No heaven and/or paradise, but space ship..
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purerogue3
Known Hero
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posted January 31, 2025 09:21 PM |
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted January 31, 2025 09:31 PM |
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Your advanced knowledge..
Thus many door knobs..
 
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purerogue3
Known Hero
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posted January 31, 2025 10:22 PM |
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted February 01, 2025 01:01 PM |
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted February 01, 2025 10:39 PM |
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted February 01, 2025 10:40 PM |
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purerogue3 said:
Knock knock
who is there? Probably a redhead 1,000,090 escort because I'm rich with fat stacks and I'll smack a ****
I'm just kidding that's not even funny
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