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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: Dear God, whats Walmarts phone number? (started by Celfious in April 2025)
Dear God, whats Walmarts phone number?
Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted April 24, 2025 09:36 AM

Dear God, whats Walmarts phone number?

I think we should all address Alexa's minion AKA Google like just one of them

Dear God how to cook chicken breasts?
Dear God how much are Pikachu cards this year?
Dear God what happens to potatoes in the sunlight?
Dear God how much were Pikachu cards in 2010?
Dear God like, why is Lucifer afraid to cry when he's alone?

Dear God why is education always lead us to make money spend money, instead of hunting chicks wearing leotards?

Dear God how are the wife and kids?

Dear God blue alien chick porn

Dear God blue alien chick porn all nasty

Dear God all nasty porn blue chicks

Dear God how to delete web browsing history

Dear God pizza hut phone number west Ohio

Dear God how old is to old to join the coast guard?

Dear God do potatoes have emotions?

Dear God lyrics to prodigy "spitfire"

Dear God Skyrim 7 release date

Dear God what year is this?

Dear God zaekadia. Calabdrr

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Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted April 24, 2025 09:38 AM

Oh yeah you can do all your prayers on google.xom

Start off with "dear God" and it's like a prayer but you still get good results

BETTER results.

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Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted October 16, 2025 01:28 PM
Edited by Celfious at 13:45, 16 Oct 2025.

Quote:

Wait hold the materials hold the sugar hold the ice hold the water the free coffee I ended up with was not expected or anything I pray for nothing else except where do I aquire wisdom for guidance.

Please no extra bread or working shoestrings or 3-5 pairs of very functional comfortable pants

A first step or the day may not necessarily have on pants unless pajama pants who cares right?

But pants are part of the core of a walk on physics and what not.

Shoes and pants are probably under rated requisites for feeling comfortable wherever anyone stands on the earth planet whatever this is. Okay

We use our feet and legs basically to stand there.

Anyways this is definitely not an overly humble no thanks Santa claws I don't even deserve free coal.
.and I'm not comparing his to Santa claws.
.like check this out

I saw a statue like quote in the 10th scroll of this India goat salesman or something.


Which inspired steady a trilogy of authors responding to these 10 scrolls

.it's not half effect or imperfect but it's definitely comparable to the Buda ghandi like channel of light sort of..


.so anyways the quote is as follows in blue I guess..

Not word for word either. The book is downstairs but it's on page74 or 75.

Also I thought the title on the binder said tiger.

Ut did t.

But it says the tiger of fear on scroll 4-6 once. I skimmed this fast. The book is a few levels below me because the scroll. I do understand. He says "I am natures greatest miracle"
Quote:



Anyways I started to deep scan scroll 10 and

Like, and seriously. I can not pray for material things the same way anymore because he compares it to treating the Lord like a waiter or servant.




I will pray only for guidance,
Not material things.

Because it's like treating the Lord like a servant or whFevver.

Hey God man can you situationalize or materialize for me cuz like I can also probably ask for a. Extra basket of bread with a barrel or pitcher of you know what time it is but water ....also.

Thanks God"

NO

NO
.I can't even ask God for a burger if I am starving in a desert and there's a burger that has a sign that says please ask first. And basically only God can hear I guess...
Like .. in not asking God for material things because it's like asking him to drop whatever he is doing or what not..

Anyways.

This was very unsuccessfuly paraphrased it's not even paranormal or regular normal.

When I have the book again Friday or sooner I'll put the one of two sentNce quote. Elsewhere.

Elsewhere   but not in this thread

I'll post the simple regular worded yet almost majestically or crucially overflowing over brimming with.

Automatic epiphany maybe .. but it hit me so directly fast and sudden.. the reLization process was automatic and not gradual. Are spiritual awakenings and epilhanies ever very quick and sudden like that? The awesome process has been almost a full half of the last 10 hours or so..

I reD it about 10-12 hours ago.


But he says it way better.
The actual joke is expected to be delivered htg the 1 or 2 sentancesexact quote from scroll 10 (10 of 10)

My optical skillsre not well right now but I will find the litteeal quote in 3 minutes.

Not necessarily these next specific 3 minutes.
And not necessarily specifically consecutive 3 minutes either.
They can be scattered.

And 3 for sure Like I do have a dollar or two I. My pocket is a weak expensive manipulation if I am insinuating I only have 2$

When there is 250 in my socks.

I am Caucasian by the way that's where we keep our extra money  for sure


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Nothing is possible without God.

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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted October 16, 2025 06:48 PM

Hmm one woman, 1994 I met her, and the last seen her in the early 2000s, when I lost her number, etc Ok in autumn, I got her number.. She was amazed cute-looking Ghost.. Guess what? She came my cottage.. I got her girl pussy that is true, what she said.. Ok her one broken tooth, when she told that ex-husband hit her tooth.. I lost my mobile, and she found under the bed, thus she called to my mobile.. Hmm she wanted to come my house in november for sex and party in about 2 weeks.. I said ok.. Is ok? No.. My mobile hasn't vibration and her photo showed teeth are good condition, when she has child in a photo.. Thus ex-husband hit her, where were newborn baby.. Hmm interesting or what Cel? I interested in puzzle matter.. Ok she takes a tooth prosthesis after she comes to us.. When she wanted me (BF).. Yeah other HC guys you can tell your opinion..

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
posted October 21, 2025 05:49 PM

Celfious said:


Dear God why is education always lead us to make money spend money, instead of hunting chicks wearing leotards?




I'd like to know the answer to this one too...

Hope you're doing alright Celf.
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