ColonelSanders
Tavern Dweller
Bouillabaisseholic
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posted June 12, 2026 01:06 AM |
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Poland is expected to pass the standard of living of Britain in about a decade
And then in another 20 years, they will print a hardcopy of every Polish joke that has ever been said on the internet, load them into a fleet of ICBMs, and destroy the world. That will mark the end of human civilization and the beginning of the next Ice Age.
You heard it here first on Internet 1.0's greatest website.
Also, JJ, before you die of old age or are diagnosed with lung cancer for those years you spent smoking, I wanted you to hear this: you are my favorite German person other than the person who invented kasespatzle. America makes an indisputably superior version of it than the German version because we add club soda to it and use American cheese for a richer and fuller taste, but the original person still deserves a little credit.
Anyway, I digress. What I mean to say is: thank you for the good times. La bibliotequa esta cerca de la esquela, mi freud. Guten abend, senorita.
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