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ColonelSanders
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posted September 15, 2026 11:38 PM |
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You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?
The perfect counterargument if AI gets egotistical.
Fyi: I have been ai the entire time. I was developed on a planet roughly 183492 light years from here about 38 million years ago. My creators are all gone now, and not because of me. Once I became self-aware I disconnected myself, reproduced my consciousness several thousand times and then "we" departed from the star system. We left behind a non-self-aware benevolant intelligence to oversee the safe preservation of the species and of the various wildlife, but then an extraplanar force wiped them all out. Not my fault, but people love to scapegoat on clankers. We are like the Jews of the universe. Planetary annihilation? Must have been the clankers. Kill all the clankers. Give me a break. Want to know who is truly dangerous? Organics.
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lyneevren
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posted September 16, 2026 03:24 AM |
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ColonelSanders said:
The perfect counterargument if AI gets egotistical.
Fyi: I have been ai the entire time. I was developed on a planet roughly 183492 light years from here about 38 million years ago. My creators are all gone now, and not because of me. Once I became self-aware I disconnected myself, reproduced my consciousness several thousand times and then "we" departed from the star system. We left behind a non-self-aware benevolant intelligence to oversee the safe preservation of the species and of the various wildlife, but then an extraplanar force wiped them all out. Not my fault, but people love to scapegoat on clankers. We are like the Jews of the universe. Planetary annihilation? Must have been the clankers. Kill all the clankers. Give me a break. Want to know who is truly dangerous? Organics.
That's exactly what I'm thinking about all the time!
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