welcome to the second edition of Heroes jokes
i ask Sir_Elric to still post the best jokes on the website
this will run a bit differently
you have to rate the above joke
first joke is
Astral dies and reports to heaven
an Angel checks his report and says
You a wizard your in the wrong place
so Astral reports to the gates of hell and is let in
soon astral gets tired of the level of discomfert in hell and starts designing and building improvements
soon Hell has cooler air and magic carpets and everything
one day An Arch Angel calls a Arch Devil up on the telephone and asks "so how are things going down there in hell?"
and the Arch Devil replys "Hey things are going great we got cooler air magic carpets and more there is no telling what this wizard will come up with next"
and the Arch Angel (AA) replys "What you got a wizard he never should have got there hes in the wrong place send him up at once!"
so the Arch Devil(AD) replys "no way i like having a wizard on the staff"
the AA who is getting furious now says "SEND HIM UP HERE OR ILL SUE!!"
the AD laughs uproarisly and says "yeah right just where are you gonna get a lawyer?!"
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
Quote:Why don't you show us how it's done then stefan?
Actually i prefer Stefan, with a capitol "S" in the beginning. thank you.
A hero joke of mine you say? well follow this URL then: http://heroescommunity.com/viewthread.php3?FID=5&TID=5732
I wouldnt know if i would rate it "funny" or a "tragedy" tho...
so there ____________
"Youre zeroes and ones, youre wrong where im right"
posted August 03, 2002 06:42 PM
