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2XtremeToTake
Promising
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posted August 30, 2002 02:42 AM |
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Kids quotes on marriage
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
* Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they Grow up who
they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
later who you're stuck with.
* Kirsten, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
person FOREVER by then.
* Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You Got to be a fool
to get married.
* Freddie, age 6
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on Whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
* Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
* Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them
to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
* Lynnette, age 8
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and
that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
* Martin, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call
all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
* Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
*Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't
want to mess with that.
* Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you
should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
* Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
Boys need someone to clean up after them.
* Anita, age 9
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't
there?
* Kelvin, age 8
"And the #1 Favorite is........"
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she
looks like a truck.
* Ricky, age 10
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soulblighter
Hired Hero
Awww
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posted August 30, 2002 01:07 PM |
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well I am against marriage, what can you say about that?!
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A war refugee saw The Master and asked him : "Help me to escape the horrors of this world!" and The Master blinded him with fire irons
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted August 30, 2002 01:18 PM |
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Hexa;s nephew of 7 was visiting us a while ago.
I was nagging on hexa about something small and said : "men!"
Then he told me to watch my words because he was going to be a man someday too LOL
Then I said that hexa used tobe a girl..you should have seen his face..LMAO
*of course Hexa wasn't a girl ..I just wanted to see the reaction on his nephews face and it was worth it  *
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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privatehudson
Responsible
Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted August 31, 2002 12:07 AM |
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Well When my sister was about 4 years old she was on the bus with our mother. She looked down the bus and saw a bald man. In the loudest voice she could manage without shouting she said
"mummy why's that man got no hair?"
My mother got off the bus at the next stop
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We're on an express elevator to Hell, goin' down!
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted August 31, 2002 12:20 AM |
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Boy they say the darndest things, don't they?
*stupid smile, then silently laughs*
*slaps hand on thigh, then points and makes an "oh" face*
*slaps hand on thigh again, etc...*
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Go Red Sox!
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