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nightshiver
Hired Hero
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posted September 24, 2002 06:05 AM |
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Chain Mail
You ever get those annoying chain e-mails well heres one worth passing on
> > Hello, my name is Nightshiver and I suffer from
> > the guilt of not forwarding 50
> > billion f______ chain letters sent to me
> > by people who actually believe
> > that if you send them on, a poor
> > 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a
> > breast on her forehead will be able to raise
> > enough money to have it removed
> > before her redneck parents sell her to a
> > traveling freak show.
> >
> > Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates
> > is going to give you, and everyone
> > to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
> >
> > How stupid are we?
> >
> > "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down
> > this page and make a wish,
> > I'll get laid by a model I just happen to
> > run into the next day!"
> >
> > What a bunch of bull____.
> >
> > Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns
> > will come into my house and
> > sodomize me in my sleep for not
> > continuing a chain letter that was
> > started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this
> > country by midget pilgrims on
> > the Mayflower.
> >
> > F___ them.
> >
> > If you're going to forward something, at
> > least send me something mildly
> > amusing. I've seen all the "send this to
> > 10 of your closest friends,and
> > this poor, wretched excuse for a human
> > being will somehow receive a nickel
> > from some omniscient being" forwards
> > about 90 times.
> >
> > I don't f_____ care.
> >
> > Show a little intelligence and think
> > about what you're actually
> > contributing to by sending out these
> > forwards. Chances are, it's our
> > own unpopularity.
> >
> > The point being? If you get some chain
> > letter that's threatening to leave
> > you shagless or luckless for the rest of
> > your life, delete it.
> > If it's funny, send it on.
> >
> > Don't piss people off by making them feel
> > guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has
> > been tied to the ass of a dead
> > elephant for 27 years and whose only
> > salvation is the 5 cents per letter
> > he'll receive if you forward this email.
> >
> > Now forward this to everyone you know.
> > Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
> > underwear will turn carnivorous and
> > will consume your genitals.
> > Have a nice day.
> >
>
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DonGio
Promising
Famous Hero
of Clear Water Mountain Clan
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posted September 24, 2002 11:29 AM |
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Quote:
> > Don't piss people off by making them feel
> > guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has
> > been tied to the ass of a dead
> > elephant for 27 years and whose only
> > salvation is the 5 cents per letter
> > he'll receive if you forward this email.
I laughed long and almost out loud (very rarely do while surfing, so this is a heavy compliment, just so you know) reading this...
Mail well
DonGio
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There are 10 types of people: Those who read binary, and those who don't.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted September 24, 2002 11:52 AM |
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to quote aculias: *LOOOOOOOOOOL just LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL*
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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tuapui
Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
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posted September 24, 2002 02:24 PM |
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OH NO! better forward what he said to everyone i know lest my underwear bite my penis off
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 <<<Hy
peractive  Do not touch.
Highly Psychotically Poetic.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted September 24, 2002 03:18 PM |
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a dragon wearing underwear..now that's an idea
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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Hexa
Responsible
Legendary Hero
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posted September 24, 2002 03:21 PM |
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yeah I can just picture it wearing a thung!@
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If you want to realize your dreams >>> you have to wake up!@
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privatehudson
Responsible
Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted September 24, 2002 03:49 PM |
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*blocks horrible thoughts*
So nice chain letter!
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We're on an express elevator to Hell, goin' down!
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted September 24, 2002 07:42 PM |
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I really liked the chainletter. Romana, your posts was wonderful too!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted September 24, 2002 08:13 PM |
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wow..you really mean that??
*sniff*
I'm touched *gives Lord Woock a hug*
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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tuapui
Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
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posted September 24, 2002 08:31 PM |
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...uhm..uhm *embarassed* you are not supposed to know i wear a black leather thong...no wait i didnt say that...uh...fine day today? uh...uh..
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted October 19, 2003 01:18 AM |
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lmao
NightShiver that was great.
I also hate chain mails.
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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Wolfman
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Insomniac
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posted October 19, 2003 01:26 AM |
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted October 19, 2003 11:52 PM |
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Scientic American did an article on chain mail. It's actually quite interesting. Chain mail on its own, however, I can do without.
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Knowledge is power...
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