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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted September 30, 2002 05:00 AM |
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Once Upon a time IV- The Complete Story
Once Upon a time in heroes community I think i can, i think i can, i think i can play some basketball or was it crazy golf? A player showed up in the middle of nowhere, but it wasnt really nowhere- it was actually somewhere, but the somewhere i called Nowhere, so just for Once upon a time thread we'll called it a 'somewhere nowhere which is actually somewhere'.... ...then somewhere in nowhere pops up a blob.....a very big blob in fact... ...it started to multiply into... dozens of little blobs. those blobs started to gnak the entire place, doing so the place got that gnakked that the major gnak got terribly gnakked... they decided to do something else... and they started to eat themselves, and they mobilized into two groups, the...
...then it morphed into a new creature called... The Pervy Hobbit-Fancier.The Pervy Hobbit-Fancier in fact is the Giant Purple Flying Hippo in disguise... ...and the short name of the creature was... Romana. So Romana flew over to the city of Troy, where ...a bunch of dwarf unicorn was playing... with a huge sticky ball that grew a
a huge blue pumpkin this blue pumpkin suddenly exploded and spreaded candles all over the place... Thus a huge fire started.and then the brave fire-fighters came... But they were pacifists, so they didn't fight the fire. So Romana the Giant Purple Flying Hippo had to fight it instead but Instead everyone decided to look at the sky with a hugh smile as they remember the beautiful handsome Warrior Aculias.
All of a sudden Aculias fell out of the sky and into a barn... where she met the most gorgeos lady...
No Aculias was the name of the female warrior, and she was scared now because the GPFH(Giant Purple Flying Hippo) had just crashed in the front door of the barn... ...but then mystical powers threw Aculias to where she fell from (the moon)... ...and suddenly three sweet pink hamsters appeared! they started doing the great twisted hamsterdance and so... Woockardo the giant undead dwarven storyteller came, shouted "Enough of this madness!!!" and cut the hamsters' heads off with a single slash. but the hamsters came back as undead hamster skeletons, and attempted to... have kids.luckily our hero Romana the giant purple flying hippo has played 'catch the sperm' a lot and so, she was able to stop the matingmadness, she...
so she ate them all...and went to sleep ...then she waked up up with... a big stomach, she thinks she's pregnant... and nine months later our purple hippo gave birth to the 500feet tall flying purple hippolike hamster called... Hexoidan .Romana died giving birth to such a monstrosity. The hippo/hamster baby couldn't survive without a mother so the baby died, too. Since Romana had eaten everyone previously, now everyone was dead.out came our forgotten blob who realized that since there was nothing else living it would have to divide and evolve. Soon the world was filled with blobby creatures bent on becoming the strongest of them all, well except for one. This one's name was biney. And he had loved playing Heroes. then he realised he never won a single game, so he switched to... map editing and was banned for 1 week until he found a new name and E-mail address to use. so his new TOH handle is "Hexa"vand he lurks the boards looking for a chance to strike on... ...the ingenius brain-sucking machine in the basement; the result of countless minutes of intense work... and sweat The center of the universe quickly began to consume everything. After 8 years, the entire universe was gone
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted September 30, 2002 11:33 AM |
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OMG..what have you guys done to me!!!!
oke..keep it coming 2X..I'll find out who you all are..and when I do..better go hide
*grins*
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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tuapui
Famous Hero
Poetic Psycho Baby BlackDragon
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posted September 30, 2002 12:05 PM |
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the truth is out... Romana! You will be sentenced to lifetime imprisonment in a cell with BARNEY...oh look here what is the problem...what you say? Barney will probrably commit suicide?? oh i see.....
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peractive  Do not touch.
Highly Psychotically Poetic.
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted September 30, 2002 01:50 PM |
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Romana's new avatar made her go mad and possessed her! Release her you damn avatar!!
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted September 30, 2002 03:38 PM |
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well looky here..if it isn't the 3 stooges
oh and btw..all offtopic posts will be deleted
*grins*
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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Lich_King
Honorable
Supreme Hero
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posted September 30, 2002 06:51 PM |
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HA HA !! I have deleted my posts first
And to X-treme finish the story allready !
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2XtremeToTake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted October 05, 2002 06:58 AM |
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i will, hold ya horses!
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted August 10, 2003 08:30 PM |
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Yah, finish it already!
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Yolk and God bless.
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