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posted June 13, 2003 05:38 PM |
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Not when you do it every day bort. You could at least give it a rest for 45minutes, the stench is quite unbearable
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posted June 13, 2003 06:28 PM |
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I really don't see how that's my problem. What did your parents say when you asked if you could keep me?
"I don't know, keeping a freaky internet stranger is a big responsibility, but if you feed him, clean up after him and most importantly, dispose of the rotting corpses he brings home with him, than I guess you can keep him."
Your responsibility, not mine.
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posted June 14, 2003 06:18 AM |
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I suppose we just need to rub your nose in it and say, "Bad bort, stop playing with the diseased remains of strangers." But next thing you know we get hit with a lawsuit claiming alienation of affection and we end up paying 100k and having to invite the afore mentioned diseased remains to dinner.
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posted June 14, 2003 06:22 AM |
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I think the wise one here got really bored & just went post happy 
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posted June 14, 2003 06:25 AM |
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Flood protect??? We don't need no stinkin' flood protect.
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posted June 14, 2003 07:01 AM |
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HEy oldtimer, you want to be a legendary hero soon eh?? 
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posted June 14, 2003 08:10 AM |
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Son if you need a title to be Legendary then you just plain aint...
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Kuma
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posted June 14, 2003 10:58 AM |
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Great topic.
Please come to the library and start some of these there also.... LOL
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bort
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posted June 15, 2003 03:26 AM |
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Great topic.
Please come to the library and start some of these there also.... LOL
I dunno, "Lesbians! Monkeys! Tactical Advice!" just doesn't have the same effect...
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posted June 15, 2003 03:36 AM |
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Hmmmm, so if Cat gets to keep Bort...I wanna keep Cat! My room is plenty big enough. I'll even play with you (or the other way around, either way it works for me  ). I have beer and wine, chips, Lucky Charms, and a Burger King right around the corner. A perfactly well balenced diet.
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Romana
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posted June 17, 2003 12:52 AM |
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Lesbian monkeys???
Do I have "simpleton" scrawled across my forehead? No, truly. Dr John Vasey, of the University of Lethbridge, Canada, says so.
Oh well, in that case it must be true. Listen kid, I've never heard of this Vasey character. Or the University of Lethbridge. Or Canada, for that matter. Take your sapphic ape tales elsewhere. Wait! Dr Vasey was talking to the respected American Association for the Advancement of Science, in Denver.
Uh-huh? He has been studying the behaviour of Japanese macaques.
And they're all tipping the velvet? Not exactly, but he has found that a lot of female macaques are bisexual, and often compete with the gentlemen macaques for the attentions of the foxy lady monkeys.
Do they, by jove. And how do they do that? Well, fascinatingly, lady macaques are prone to "mounting" the gentlemen and rubbing themselves against them in an erotic fashion.
And what do the gentlemen do? They, ahem, couldn't give a monkey's. Male macaques aren't renowned for their high sex drives. So the lady macaques have realised that they can have just as much erotic rubbing fun by mounting other lady monkeys.
Mmm. And do the gentlemen monkeys pay to watch? Possibly. I'm afraid Dr Vasey's study wasn't that extensive.
So, what you're telling me is these aren't lesbo monkeys at all! It's just a cunning PR device to grab my attention and get your monkeys on MTV. I beg your pardon?
Well, it worked for tATu didn't it? I assure you sir, I am not in the monkey promotion business.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just out of interest, these monkeys... do they also wear gymskirts?
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kookastar
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posted July 21, 2006 11:46 AM |
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The ingredients list of Lesbian, Monkey and Soy Flavour Puppy Chow
DUH
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friendofgunnar
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posted July 21, 2006 07:51 PM |
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Another chestnut from the golden era.
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posted July 21, 2006 08:01 PM |
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Props to Kooka for reviving new threads. 
I like puppy chow. ^_^
...What is puppy chow?
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Iris
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posted July 21, 2006 08:03 PM |
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...And by "new" I mean "old."
...Why do my typos always make grammatical sense??? Why are they never true typos?!?!?! x_X
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posted July 22, 2006 09:16 AM |
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Well, it worked for tATu didn't it? I assure you sir, I am not in the monkey promotion business.
Weren't Tatu forced to become Lesbos? that's what I heard.
And yes, billiam is acting quite strange as of late.
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posted July 22, 2006 09:24 AM |
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All you youngens go away. This is a topic for the oldies xD
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MightyMage
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posted July 22, 2006 08:08 PM |
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Whatever happened to the other old fogies like Oldtimer, Bort, and Cat. In my old age I seem to have forgotten...
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posted July 22, 2006 08:39 PM |
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This topic is for the grave. Read it, dont dig it up, otherwise it gets spammed.
I'm not meaning to offend anyone... but wasn't this spam to start with
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posted July 23, 2006 04:45 AM |
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How dare you profane the sacred humor of the ancients, Kookastar? For this sacrilege you shall recieve 5 lashes with a wet vermicelli. Or if you choose, 6 lashes with your pants on. Which shall it be?
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