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THE_HAPPY_LO...
Adventuring Hero
lord of things pinchy
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posted March 16, 2003 08:33 PM |
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another rule
Never throw water baloons at cars with large musclular angry men in the driver's seats
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Why am I happy? Because I am not being served with butter.
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terje_the_ma...
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Disciple of Herodotus
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posted March 17, 2003 11:37 AM |
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Live by the Wizards Rules, and your life will be better!
Wizard's First Rule
"People are stupid"
Wizard's Second Rule
"The Second Rule is that the greatest harm can result from the best intentions."
Wizard's Third Rule
"Passion rules reason."
Wizard's Fourth Rule
"The Wizard's Fourth Rule, he called it. He said that there was magic in forgiveness, in the Fourth Rule. Magic to heal. In forgiveness you grant, and more so in the forgiveness you receive."
Wizard's Fifth Rule
"Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie."
Wizard's Sixth Rule
"The most important rule there is, the Wizard's Sixth Rule: the only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason."
Wizard's Seventh Rule
"life is the future, not the past"
Courtesy of Terry Goodkind, BTW...
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted November 09, 2003 12:55 AM |
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After commiting a Crime, don't go back to the crime scene.
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted November 09, 2003 12:58 AM |
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Life is in the present and future. It no longer lives in the past
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted November 09, 2003 01:26 AM |
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If you're writing a book and get writer's block, have a pickaxe ready.
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Yolk and God bless.
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frostwolf
Famous Hero
livin' in a bottle of vodka
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posted November 30, 2003 11:25 PM |
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Remember, when all hope is gone, there's always a bar open nearby.
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What can you expect from a world where everybody lives because they're too afraid to commit suicide?
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted December 01, 2003 08:35 AM |
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The light at the end of the tunnel is the 10:05 express coming towards u.
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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IRh
Famous Hero
Lizard
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posted December 01, 2003 09:52 AM |
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Back to topic
Alwqays assure your towel is available before going under the shower. When it'not, I often have to shout from the bathroom: pliz, gimme a towel! Or to go for it damp and nude 8(
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted January 01, 2004 08:33 AM |
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yeah make sure you have toilet paper before taking a ****.
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consis
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted January 02, 2004 09:07 AM |
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Before Marriage
Before getting married sign a prenuptual aggreement exempting you from being to forced watch with your eyes open during the birth of your children. I'm here to tell you all:
It ain't pretty folks. Trust me or see for yourself but don't come crawling to me when your wife tells you she's having another. There's not enough money in the world that could convince me to sub for you.
I'll give my life to protect my family and I'll work day and night to support all of their needs but:
This
Is
Where
I
Draw
The
Line!
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Roses Are Red And So Am I
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hamsi128
Promising
Supreme Hero
tosser tavern owner
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posted January 02, 2004 10:02 AM |
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never drink too much alcohol in happy new year celebrations 
im still spining
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted January 02, 2004 04:25 PM |
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Rule (insert number here): if you understand Acu's posts, don't tell anyone. They'll start getting weird ideas.
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Yolk and God bless.
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Valeriy
Mage of the Land
Naughty, Naughty Valeriy
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posted January 03, 2004 10:18 AM |
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In my life I have discovered two practical wisdoms:
1) Never release any bodily fluids against the wind.
2) Never jump in a doorway.
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You can wait for others to do it, but if they don't know how, you'll wait forever.
Be an example of what you want to see on HC and in the world.
http://www.heroesofmightandmagic.com
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted January 03, 2004 11:07 AM |
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The first one is quite old, Val  . There's this ancient joke saying that Asians got their skin colour from peeing against the wind 
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Yolk and God bless.
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IRh
Famous Hero
Lizard
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posted January 03, 2004 12:59 PM |
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All obvious about Africans, but what did white-skinned men against the wind? Ah, equally obvious (hic ). But wait, why white women are white, too? Probably, because it isn't windy always...
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understanding my punctuations is much more ... interesting then IRH talking about doing animals
It's how I understood TIHS post.
But the most interesting is ususally what you try to say.
But I can't know it.
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Interesting, but Valeriy ignored my post. But when I talked about sexual attraction to animals, I was warned by two moderators. (Acu only understands 'doing', BTW)
Conclusion: feeling certain feelings to aniamls is much more incough and sinful that killing babies and pregnant women.
KILL EM ALL
KILL EM ALL
KILL EM ALL
KILL EM ALL
Edited by Kitten: -QP applied for breach of CoC
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted January 03, 2004 04:35 PM |
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penalty?
I think you deserve a straight kick in the asylum for saying things like that .
oh..and a rule: If you have to think about it, don't bother doing it
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted January 03, 2004 07:42 PM |
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Yea I agree.
First of all comparing those 2 are 22 diferent thangs & sec thier both really sick & last but probally not least.
Go get yourself some help.
Yes i know every person is unfactuated by certain thangs.
Some are just more sicker or perverted then you seem to think.
Of course no one can change the way you feel about animals & such, if that what turns you on then you should try to find a woman so you can keep you mind off those filthy toughts.
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Dreaming of a Better World
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted January 26, 2004 12:53 AM |
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Never go commando when wearing any pants with a zipper.
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Go Red Sox!
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whinie_the_b...
Adventuring Hero
grrrrr!
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posted January 28, 2004 12:08 AM |
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you can`t combine work, heroes AND sleep.
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