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posted March 15, 2003 10:24 PM |
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Keep the Foos, European programming...
Since it seems the the Euros want to teach us Yanks some counterintuitive brainwashing, I believe it is time for us to show them how wonderful and seductive our culture is.
My plan:
1. We need a cute mascot to infiltrate the minds of their children, something to want them to be more like us, maybe a rabbit or a mouse of somesort.
2. Show them how wonderous our culture is by exporting entertaining movies and TV shows, hot chicks in swimsuits running in slow motion would be really nice.
3. Create somekind of computer network that connects the world together, but forces them all to learn American style english in order to communicate.
4. Ignore their exsistence until they yell and scream to get our attention then treat them as if they were small children saying precoscious nonscense.
Now all I have to do is figure out some way to set my plan into motion. I really think it will work.
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bort
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posted March 15, 2003 10:36 PM |
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Hmmm... interesting. Perhaps we could also invent some sort of game or "sport" if you will in which one throws a "ball" through a suspended "basket." Maybe we could call it "hoopsphere." Then we develop some sort of superstar who will become an ambassador for the game. And he can sponsor shoes which are made by small third world children which we shall sell worldwide.
Of course, that's probably just a pipe dream.
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Lith-Maethor
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posted March 16, 2003 01:49 PM |
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this won't work....
your plan is doomed to fail Ot... I mean, if by "cute mascot" you mean something like Barney, then I have to say you lost the game...
...speaking about games, "hoopshpere" sounds kewl ...a more catchy name would serve your plan better though
...and why stop there? ...you can conquer us Europeans by smart bombing and chemical warfare... just drop small packages containing red metal cans and plastic meals with a huge "M" on the box...
...nah... this would never work
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Odvin
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posted March 16, 2003 02:23 PM |
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Now all I have to do is figure out some way to set my plan into motion.
...And that is your plan's really weak place 
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