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LordTitan
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posted May 19, 2003 04:56 PM |
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Titan brand Golems for sale
Since nobody has opened one befor, I decided to open a golem factory. I will be hiring wizards and mages for aid when the time comes, those who actuwully are working here may help themselves to the snack bar, and get away without paying, those who do not work here must pay first.
I sell:
Gold, silver, iron, stone, dragon, mud, and all other golems. The snak bar is open from 2:00am-1:00pm, so come one come all, enjoy the snacks drinks and golems.
Note: Golems verry on prices deppending on what type, class of work (sloppy work, good work ect) and what they're made of.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 19, 2003 05:40 PM |
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Hmmm, being a mage counts huh. I would like a job.
Somthing to do since nobody goes to my tower anymore. It's like no one is interested in magic anymore.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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LordTitan
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posted May 19, 2003 05:45 PM |
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You're hired.
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LordTitan
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posted May 19, 2003 05:55 PM |
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Warlocks will not be hired.
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stargazer
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hero of order and life
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posted May 19, 2003 06:43 PM |
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i work here i specailize in the haste spell so it will work on your golems and i also have a spell to make sure nothing goes wrong its call presice
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 19, 2003 07:05 PM |
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Yeah. How much does it pay?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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LordTitan
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Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted May 19, 2003 11:28 PM |
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Pay? You mean your pay? It verries on haw hard you work
The following will not be hired: Warlocks, Hetrics, Sorcerers, Druids and Priests.
Golems:
Gold Golem: 200gp and 5 ore for a good one.
Diamonde Golem: 1000gp, 5 gems and 1 mercury for a good one.
Dragon Golem: 5000gp, 2 gems, 3 ore and 1 mercury for a good one.
Flesh Golem: 300gp, 1 ore, and 1 mercury for a good one.
Iron Golem: 100gp and 3 ore for a good one.
Stone Golem: 80gp and 1 ore for a good one.
Mud Golem: 50gp and 2 wood for a good one.
Crystal Golem: 500gp, 4 crystal and 3 gems for a good one.
Other: Verries.
Food Bar:
Eggs: 4gp
Toast: 2gp
Ice Cream: 5gp
Cake: 10gp
Gruel: 1cp (copper piece)
Bugs: 2gp
Mud: Free!
Meat, Piece: 5gp
Meat, Chunk: 10gp
Meat, Slab: 15gp
Meat, the Whole Thing: 25gp
Drink Bar:
Mead: 10gp
Wine, peach: 11gp
Wine, grapes: 10gp
Wine, everything: 20gp
Ale: 2gp and 3sp
Milk: 2gp and 1sp
Water: 2gp
Juice: 2gp (+1sp if you want to choose)
Chocolate milk: 2gp and 1 sp
Poison: 2gp
If you are hired, the food's free but not the drinks unless you work hard or get promoted.
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MightyMage
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posted May 20, 2003 12:52 AM |
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I am a mage, hence the name Mighty Mage. And you said I was hired.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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LordTitan
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posted May 20, 2003 12:57 AM |
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You are hired, I never said you wern't.
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stargazer
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hero of order and life
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posted May 20, 2003 04:49 PM |
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What about me i told you my qulifications.
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while
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Lich_King
Honorable
Supreme Hero
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posted May 20, 2003 09:29 PM |
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Eghmmm.... I'm not here for hire... but can I ask you... ?
These are Heroes III golems or Heroes IV ones ?
Cuz they are different now... 
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Saruman
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On academic leave
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posted May 20, 2003 10:11 PM |
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Quote:
Warlocks will not be hired.
Awwwwww.....
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted May 21, 2003 12:37 AM |
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Are you willing to hire a spying, insubstantial spirit?
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whinie_the_b...
Adventuring Hero
grrrrr!
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posted May 21, 2003 02:02 AM |
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here is 400gp
I`d like a flesh golem and the rest in meat.. preferably beef
uhmm, and some ice cream and water please
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LordTitan
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posted May 21, 2003 02:12 AM |
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Thanks for the tip, here's your golem and food,
Have a nice day!
*After Winnie leaves the shop*
MM, mind the store for a few minutes, I'll be outside.
*Places a WANTED poster on the front door, it was a picture of the Golem Winnie just bought.*
MM you can, what are you doing? Never mind... Just stop doing that.
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 21, 2003 02:03 PM |
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Got hay golems? It's really dark in the gold mines at this time of the year, so I need a good lantern .
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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stargazer
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hero of order and life
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posted May 21, 2003 02:42 PM |
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am i hired or not ive given you a list of cauliffications i am a wizard who can hold hs own in a fight
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted May 21, 2003 10:16 PM |
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Lord_Wook: Yah I got hay golems, they last for 40h befor they fall apart, they are 20gp each, I don't advertise them because they aren't useful.
Stargazer: You will be hired if you have some expireience in shooing away banned people, the pay's 1000gp per person shooed WHO I TOLD YOU TO SHOO.
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IYY
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted May 21, 2003 10:26 PM |
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Got any of those H2 golems? I don't quite care about the material, but a few of those are so nice and stable they will be able to guard my castle from entire armies (provided I have enough towers).
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted May 21, 2003 10:30 PM |
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Thanks. Can I have a box of matches to go with that?
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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