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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Things you say to a computer that you would never say to your girlfriend...
Thread: Things you say to a computer that you would never say to your girlfriend... This thread is 2 pages long: 1 2 · NEXT»
Oldtimer
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posted June 24, 2003 05:24 AM

Things you say to a computer that you would never say to your girlfriend...

1. Dammit, Stop going down!

2. Spit out my floppy.

3. I wish you had more memory.


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Dmnd
Dmnd


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posted June 24, 2003 05:49 AM

Wow, you're stacked.
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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posted June 24, 2003 02:54 PM

Lol, good one OT. Wish there was more though.

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Saruman
Saruman


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posted June 24, 2003 09:39 PM

You need more ram.
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kaytibug
kaytibug


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posted June 24, 2003 09:46 PM

um well i know it says girlfriend but, i just thought it be cool for a womans point of view on it...

1> What do i do with this big hard drive?

2> Why won't u just hurry up and, load?

3> What hole do i stick this stupid thing in?

4> Ok Ok so where do i stick that again?


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Aculias
Aculias


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posted June 24, 2003 09:48 PM

gosh#&#*$#  $^%&*$&   $*%&%& stupid %$#&$* mofo
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Draco
Draco


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posted June 24, 2003 09:51 PM

I love you!!! can i play with you some more?

time to trade er in for a new one.

if i had a dollar for every time i put my hands in you to make you work a little harder.

damn you *pound pound* i didnt pay you to sit there! gimme some ACTION!

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Saruman
Saruman


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posted June 24, 2003 10:00 PM

I wish you didn't get so hot.
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allu
allu


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posted June 24, 2003 11:00 PM

just hurry up

come on


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Saruman
Saruman


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posted June 25, 2003 12:55 AM

I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!!!
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allu
allu


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posted June 25, 2003 12:59 AM

time to get a new one
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MightyMage
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posted June 25, 2003 04:45 AM

You cost more than the prostitute down the street and yet you'll be obsolete in about...now.
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Kittenangel
Kittenangel


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posted June 25, 2003 07:17 AM

would you hurry up already I don;t have all night!
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Fire_Dragon
Fire_Dragon


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posted June 25, 2003 11:54 AM

Some bad sayings to the computer.

1)You moron! I thought I told you to take care of yourself and now look! You have a virus!
2)Its past a year now and you are still in the setup of my favourite game!
3)I went all the way to Japan to buy this game and you're saying that you don't have enough memory!!!You darn thing!
4)By the time you finish downloading, I'm up in heaven already so hurry up!!
5)You are a one million dollar computer and you don't even have a internet explorer!
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Lith-Maethor
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posted June 25, 2003 12:05 PM

lemme guess... luser?

Quote:
5)You are a one million dollar computer and you don't even have a internet explorer!


...why exactly is this a bad thing?

oh and for all you people badmouthing your computers ...remember that a computer is only as smart as the one using it
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2Xtremetotake
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posted June 25, 2003 03:57 PM

@ Oldtimer

i have said #3 to my girlfriend before, but she is blonde so what do u expect me to say?
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allu
allu


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posted June 25, 2003 04:03 PM

ur so old
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Cat
Cat


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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted June 25, 2003 09:06 PM

Also, things you would say:-

1) Damit!! You weigh a tonne!

2) I don't understand why you keep rejecting my floppy

3) I never understand you anymore!!


Faults computers have in common with people:-

1) A computer with no drive is fairly usless

2) Once they have a virus it takes them forever to get better

3) It never takes you anywhere

4) beer has pretty much th same effct on both (ie, stops functioning)

5) A computer resents doing work
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RMS
RMS


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-ing yummy foods
posted June 25, 2003 10:26 PM

All of you talk to your computer?

What's wrong with you?
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allu
allu


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the supreme heroe
posted June 25, 2003 10:44 PM

yeah is some thing wrong with that
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