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TNT_Addict
TNT_Addict


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Beautiful Liar
posted April 15, 2006 12:44 PM
Edited by TNT_Addict on 15 Apr 2006

Poll Question:
Women and mobile phones, Arrgghhh!!!

Every of us males in the modern society of today already knows by now and has experienced the nightmare that is a woman with a mobile phone, some even got 2 or 3 , omg her man will find it better to just shoot himself...

The tales say that the devil himself left hell for a day in order to invent the mobile phone and hand them out to women in order to enhance the suffering of mankind, and we all do suffer!!!

The modern society just has to fight this horrible phenomenom, if not the consequences will be more destructive than imaginable right now. I have my soap and rope all ready in my room if there will be nothing done to stop those women from getting those damn phones so easily...

I thought about it for quite long and I made a couple of suggestions that I will send to the highest judges of order so they will check them out and make a stance against this abbomination.

Here is a poll for you wise men of HC to participate in...

Women with negative replies will be banned from further disscusions in that matter, thank you...
 
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Responses:
Leave them the phones so that they will get cancer!
By all means a law is needed to stop the madness!!!
Only those who pass a written test and a tryout period may get them.
Give phones only to mute women...
Women use phones just as often as men do. (Whoever picks this one is braindead)
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kookastar
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posted April 15, 2006 12:53 PM

LOL  You know the other day I was SMSing, HCMing, and talking on a landline AT THE SAME TIME.  In ten years time (if this madness is not stopped), women will be ably to nag a guy 50 ways at once

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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted April 15, 2006 12:58 PM

No doubt, but it's not just women but men too, They just cant drive & talk at same time lol.
Arguments or directions, your mind is occupied & you forget your surroundings lol.
I agree,Women nag too much.
Deneying that they are never satisfied orless they got somethang to B about.
If they have no reason then they make it up
Am I right Kookastar or are you going to deny it like most women do .
If I am wrong it sure the heck seem like it ?


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kookastar
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posted April 15, 2006 01:04 PM
Edited by kookastar on 15 Apr 2006

Quote:
I agree,Women nag too much.
Deneying that they are never satisfied orless they got somethang to B about.


I should have put a after the nag bit.  As I have stated in another thread, if men did something the first time we wouldn't have to nag  I can also think of a few occassions when I have been completely satisfied

Now I don't want to spam this thread anymore - I like it!!

Edit: Did I just deny it like all women? DOH!

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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted April 15, 2006 01:10 PM

Well you did just nag me & whos spamming, it's an interesting topic.
Were not off topic

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TNT_Addict
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posted April 15, 2006 02:28 PM

The most irritating thing is that even when women are at home and have like a normal phone in each room they are still using the mobile phone .

I say how god damn lazy and annoying can you be!?

Yesterday I had a phonecall and I couldn't answer it so my girl/friend answered it for me, it was some young guy so she said asking for my mother. Well she said my mom is not home and hung up.

This evening I got drilled for 3 hours about my mom having an afair with a young guy!

Maybe women should be banned from all phones and not just the mobile ones...
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted April 15, 2006 02:32 PM

Or maybe you should check your GF

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TNT_Addict
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Beautiful Liar
posted April 15, 2006 06:02 PM

Quote:
Or maybe you should check your GF


Oh damn I fell for the oldest trick in the book, I will have a talk with her later ...
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Valeriy
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posted April 16, 2006 12:34 PM

Hehe, sounds like Acu and TNT are having relationship problems and trying to rationalise away their frustration through blame in a remote environment. ya

Now, onto the subject. OMG! Women and mobile phones! Outlaw! Outrage! Especially don't like those that go with you somewhere and spend half the time texting to their friends

But alas, I don't have relationship problems
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TNT_Addict
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posted April 16, 2006 10:56 PM
Edited by TNT_Addict at 22:55, 19 Oct 2006.

Oh happy day I feel like singing!!!

My girl/friends mobile phone mysteriously found itself on the bottom of a bucket full of water!

Now how could it happen!? That's what she asked herself and then me. "How should I know pumpkin" I said shrugged my shoulders and turned away before my devious smile appeared on my face.

Muhahahahahaha... If you will wait for others to act it will get you nowhere so I took the order in my own hands and did the deed undoubtfully! And I'm proud of it too...

Now all you brave males out there just throw your womens phones in the deepest waters that you can find and help defeat the spreading evil all around the world!

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Korejora
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posted April 16, 2006 11:12 PM

loooll...

Have you ever tried telling your girl you have a problem with the mobile phone??

If it bugs you that much then it's time to speak up!
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Valeriy
Valeriy

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posted April 16, 2006 11:23 PM

OMG! You actually did that?!
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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted April 16, 2006 11:40 PM

Oh yea I can imagine telling you that you have a problem on the mobile phone.
I think it would be wiser not too or feel her wrath

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Fofa
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posted April 17, 2006 05:54 AM

I don't have a cell phone. And quite frankly, I don't want one. It seems like everyone has one. And they're becoming so small, we might lose it and wind up breaking it.

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TNT_Addict
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posted April 17, 2006 10:32 AM
Edited by TNT_Addict on 17 Apr 2006

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I don't have a cell phone. And quite frankly, I don't want one. It seems like everyone has one. And they're becoming so small, we might lose it and wind up breaking it.


Good thinking Fofa, you know I can really fall for a girl like you .

So how old are you? And how you 'doin?

Though I will still have my phone I can't live without one but you will remain phoneless ...

I can only imagine us riding pink ponnies, playing with barbies and drawing flying unicorns looks like good times to come...  
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Miru
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posted April 23, 2006 05:04 AM

Quote:
Quote:
I don't have a cell phone. And quite frankly, I don't want one. It seems like everyone has one. And they're becoming so small, we might lose it and wind up breaking it.


Good thinking Fofa, you know I can really fall for a girl like you .

So how old are you? And how you 'doin?

Though I will still have my phone I can't live without one but you will remain phoneless ...

I can only imagine us riding pink ponnies, playing with barbies and drawing flying unicorns looks like good times to come...  


While you still have a girl friend? I'm not sure she will be exstatic bout that, but I'm sure she will like only having to deal with you half-time. (jk)


Back on topic:
The other day (last week) I was crossing a cross walk, and there was a car stopped at the cross walk. While I was directly in front of it the woman driving it drove into me! Fortunalty I jumped out of the way, and she stopped, so I didnt get hurt. She rolled down a window, and was on hel cell, and said '1 sec' then asked me, "are you ok?". I said yes, then with out further notice,  she went back to talking on her cell phone and drove off.
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I_HaT3_CT
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posted April 23, 2006 05:18 AM

Woman prefer handphones more than their lives.

While my father was driving, he saw some woman SMSing while crossing the road. [There wasn't any traffic light or zebra crossings]. Luckily my dad was awake and he stops in time. Heck, phones are just getting more and more irritating as they seems. I also don't have a phone, but too bad im a guy....

Fofa, erm... erm..., why you dun have a phone??
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william
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posted April 23, 2006 05:23 AM

We should stop this madness.
People are getting killed by this madness with the women on their mobile phones while driving.
They don't care, if they killed someone they would probably go back to talking on their mobile phones, no offense women.
It's madness and must be stopped at all cost before the whole world gets crushed by this mobile phones and the women thingy
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vigant
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posted September 27, 2006 07:15 PM

By all means a law is needed to stop the madness!!!
And the law would be: Give phones only to mute women...
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RTI
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Now known as Rarensu
posted September 27, 2006 11:04 PM



Text messaging has ruined girls' ability to form coherent, meaningful sentences. I am the only person I know who takes the time to run through what I type looking for errors. And thier vocabularies are embarrasingly small. If they can't find a way type it in 3 characters they don't care what it means.

It's so .
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