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CountBezuhoff
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posted August 17, 2019 09:51 PM |
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Don't worry, Neraus, it isn't the truck that transports you to another world, it's actually the deranged lifestyle that you've so far led throughout your existence that prompts God to punish you (or throw a harem in your direction). Bonus points for ongoing incestuous relationships.
The Count
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Neraus
Promising
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Pain relief cream seller
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posted August 17, 2019 10:01 PM |
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tsk tsk, how naive of you, don't you know that Hell and Heaven await all those who die, at the sole exception of those killed by truck or tractor, only they are given the blessing of reincarnating in another world with an harem of big tiddy onee-sans.
If I were to burn myself I'd put myself into a trebuchet straight to hell, HOWEVER, if I were to jump in front of a truck *BAM* I'd be set.
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ANTUDO
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Oddball13579
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posted August 17, 2019 10:04 PM |
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I don't really think you should be condoning an incestuous relationship Count.
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Neraus
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Pain relief cream seller
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posted August 17, 2019 10:13 PM |
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Incest is wincest.
Disclaimer: The Holy Roman Catholic Church does not condone the acts of incest nor does it encourage it, but as a matter of fact condemns it and considers it a grave sin when consummated between close relatives with rare exceptions of first grade cousins on a case by case basis.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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CountBezuhoff
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posted August 17, 2019 10:16 PM |
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AGH MAY, THAT'S ANTIARISTOCRATIC! I'M CALLING ANTIFA, YOU FASCIST BIGOT! JUST BECAUSE I AM RICH AND CONTROL MOST MEDIA OUTLETS AND POLITICIANS DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'VE BEEN MARRIED OFF TO MY UNDERAGED COUSIN! SHOOT HIM DOWN!
The Count
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted August 17, 2019 10:32 PM |
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YHVH or IHVH is the true name of the God, even if the religion is mythical. One China is cool country. Atheist! And Augustine of Hippo is the greatest Babylonian father, he invented a distorted thing. If you've read about thing, you're brainy so you know YHVH also mythical book.
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Oddball13579
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posted August 17, 2019 10:58 PM |
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CountBezuhoff said:
AGH MAY, THAT'S ANTIARISTOCRATIC! I'M CALLING ANTIFA, YOU FASCIST BIGOT! JUST BECAUSE I AM RICH AND CONTROL MOST MEDIA OUTLETS AND POLITICIANS DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'VE BEEN MARRIED OFF TO MY UNDERAGED COUSIN! SHOOT HIM DOWN!
The Count
Are you from Arkansas?
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Neraus
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posted August 17, 2019 11:30 PM |
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@GhostofaHeretic
Saint Augustine was not a Babylonian but a Roman citizen of the Roman province of Africa while eventually settling on an academical at Carthage and then as a bishop at Hippo, still in Africa, far from the decadent remains of Babylon.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
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CountBezuhoff
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posted August 18, 2019 12:29 AM |
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Oddball13579 said:
Are you from ArkansasAlabama?
In my defence, I was pretty sleepy when I posted this. It was just the first thing that came to mind when I read 'incestuous'. I shouldn't have clicked on that one Alex Jones meme that appeared in my feed three years back. Now every night I struggle to stay awake for I if close my eyes even for a second, I begin to hear maniacal chants:
'Anime is real. Anime is real. Anime Israel.
'Gay frogs... Satan did 9/11...'
Honestly, sometimes it gets so bad, I begin to think that all news are fabricated and that we're living in the Matrix, which is all true by the way, but for some reason I believe it was aliens who put us there and I know for a fact that's bull**** since it was me who issued order 66 in the first place.
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Oddball13579
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posted August 18, 2019 02:13 AM |
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I'll have whatever your on!
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
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posted August 20, 2019 01:22 AM |
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In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed up to the sun
'Til we found a sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine............ 
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Celfious
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From earth
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posted August 20, 2019 08:49 AM |
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It's not this time in any other places but this place.
Define place for valid
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
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posted August 27, 2019 04:04 AM |
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This one's for you, Count:
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CountBezuhoff
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posted August 27, 2019 01:04 PM |
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MOAR
The Count
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
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posted September 08, 2019 07:16 AM |
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 08, 2019 11:32 AM |
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Oh my god, I am jealous of that jawline 
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Ghost said:
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Ghost
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Therefore I am
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posted September 08, 2019 03:09 PM |
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Worn jaw? I thought he is hetero.
Ok fact for you! Gay does much better than woman, because what man wanted/hoped, gay does same method without barrier.
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tSar-Ivor
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posted September 08, 2019 04:02 PM |
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Would rather have Ewan.
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Oddball13579
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posted September 08, 2019 09:24 PM |
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tSar-Ivor said:
Would rather have Ewan.
This
Also A+ meme Drakon
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
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posted September 09, 2019 01:51 PM |
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Thank you Oddy. 
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