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Heroes Community > Bards Glade Pyre (RPG) > Thread: Road Trip
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RedSoxFan3
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posted February 29, 2004 07:49 AM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 29 Feb 2004

Road Trip

We are going on a road trip in this huge bus. Hop on and let's have fun. Or maybe we'll have a horrible time.


DAY 1:

The bus pulls up to the Dragon Slayer house. The wheels screech as the bus comes to a halt. The doors open and a balding man comes out of the bus cursing up a storm. He walks up to his our and rings the doorbell. After a few seconds, he screams at the top of his lungs a bunch of random words. Wonderful! The bus driver from hell. The best way to look at this is to laugh about it and assume it's a funny TV show. Dragon Slayer stands at the door in shocked. RSF walks back into the bus after a moment leaving Slayer standing there confused. He finally boards the bus, and greets him with a nice smile acting as if nothing had happened. He takes his seat and suddenly the man starts swearing again and drives down the road. The driver, RSF turns on the intercom to officially greet Dragon Slayer.

RSF: "Thank you for taking the Glade Tour Bus. ****! Shrufum fidilgadil! I apologize for my outbursts. I have turret syndrome, so any outburst are out of my control. Feel free to laugh. I understand it's pretty funny. I even laugh at myself sometimes too. My name is RedSoxFan3. You can call me RSF for short. Ruff! Ruff! Have a nice day. Son of a snow!"
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted February 29, 2004 08:04 AM

Ummm, RSF whats up? I thought you took medication for that? We...Wait a minute nobody is on this bus. U stupid foo! Lets drive around and find people! Oh and im not leaving until we get some drinks
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RedSoxFan3
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posted February 29, 2004 08:15 AM

Before Dragon Slayer can get off the bus RSF drives off. After running through several red lights, he drives over a meridan to make a left turn into a convenience store. He walks into the store and grabs a 24 pack of soda and walks out without paying. Another man walks out of the store yelling at him until RSF starts his yelling his turret jibberish again. Apparently the man assumes RSF to be mentally retarded and feels sorry for him. He let's him go and walks back into the store. RSF gets back into the bus and hands Slayer the drinks.

RSF: "Here's you drinks? Can we go now?"
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted February 29, 2004 08:20 AM

Soda... ummm just wait here, i'll be back.

DS runs back into the store. He returns carrying 5 6packs of beer, 2 bottles of scotch, a bottle of tequila and other colourful girly drinks.

Now we can go!
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posted March 02, 2004 02:14 PM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 2 Mar 2004

RSF takes an almost empty bottle of whiskey and downs it.

RSF: "Yeah! That's good ****!"

RSF takes off again this time headed for Dingo's house. By the time he gets there, the alcohol is starting to effect his driving, not that you would notice a difference. With a smile on his face, RSF opens up the bus doors. He is excited to bring Dingo on his trip.

RSF: ****! Ruff!
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posted March 03, 2004 04:22 AM

As Dingo goes outside to check the mail, he notices that there is a huge bus parked in the street.  The doors open and a clearly drunk person comes out.  Dingo cannot see who it is.  Then the drunk starts cursing at Dingo.  The drunk charges at Dingo.  Dingo fearing for his life runs away.
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posted March 03, 2004 05:02 AM

RSF chases after Dingo.

RSF: "Ruff! Ruff!"

Frustrated that all he can't speak, because of his turret syndrome. He let's out a few more bark sounding noises and stops a let's out a primal scream.

RSF: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Ruff! Ruff!"

Unable to think of anyway to get Dingo to come on the bus. He chases after him still barking.
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doomnezeu
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posted March 03, 2004 02:46 PM

Doomnezeu is quietly enjoying watching how two masked man are herassed by an old lady with a purse and a stick, when he sees Dingo running down the road and screaming like he just escaped from a mental institute. Then he understands that Dingo is being followed by another man, clearly mor mad than Dingo. After those two, Doomnezeu sees a third odd man, whit a red face and two bottles of tequilla, from witch one is full. Mmmmm, doomnezeu likes tequilla, so he comes closer, grabbing a bottle from the drunk guy's hand.
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Asmodean
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posted March 03, 2004 03:45 PM

What the hell is going on? I saw this bus pull up outside dingo's house and then these 2 crazy assed drunken dudes start chasing him.
I wonder if there's any more drink left on that bus, I think I'll get on and see.
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posted March 03, 2004 04:21 PM

RSF finally catches up to Dingo and tackles him. On their way to the ground they knock over Doomnezeu.

RSF: "Dingo! Hey I said something! Dingo come on a Road Trip with us! I can't believe you didn't recognize me."

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doomnezeu
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posted March 04, 2004 12:01 PM

Doomnezeu looks at the two rather confused:
'Road Trip? Where, Where?'
Then he begins jumping arround with a joyful (read dumb) smile on his face, claping his hands. Noticing he is not paying attention, Dragon Slayer takes back his bottle of tequila.
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posted March 04, 2004 04:12 PM

RSF: "Stay right here. I'm gonna go get the bus."

RSF runs out into the road and puts up his hands to stop a car. The car slams on the breaks but still hits him. RSF lies on the ground for a few seconds and the person gets up out of the car to see if he's okay. RSF stands up and brushes himself off. The man asks RSF if he's okay.

Man: "Are you okay?"

RSF: "I'm not too great now, but I'll be better in a few seconds."

RSF sprints to the driver's seat of the car that just knocked him over. He drives off and pulls up to his bus about 150 meters down the road.
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Asmodean
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posted March 05, 2004 01:36 AM

Jeez did that guy get run over! Asmodean can't beleive it when the guy just gets up and jumps into the car! Then he drives it to the bus, where he'd just finished a whole bottle of someone else's whisky. The guy is getting on the bus so Asmodean puts on his most friendly grin....
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posted March 07, 2004 11:38 PM

Dingo starts walking towards the bus.  He sees RSF get hit by a car.  RSF gets up, steals the car, drives to the bus, gets out to the car and into the bus.  

RSF:  Get in Hurry!

Dingo gets in the bus.

Dingo: Nice, Leather Interior!  Lets get going.
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AMtwis
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posted March 08, 2004 09:27 PM

When leaving Dingo's neighbourhood, Rsf spots a man lying in the gutter. When he comes closer with the bus, he notice that it's AMtwis.
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posted March 09, 2004 10:24 PM

RSF: "Hey look it's a hobo to run over! No ,it's AMtwis. Even better! He's is SO gonna be pancake!"
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posted March 10, 2004 03:46 AM

Dingo Rolls up his window, not wanting guts and blood all over his seat.

Dingo: This is gonna be fun!
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posted March 10, 2004 04:58 AM

A huge bump jolts the entire bus off balance. They are soon speeding down the road still tilted.

RSF: "Damn it. I missed the ****er and went straight over him when I drove up onto the curb."
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AMtwis
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posted March 10, 2004 07:31 AM

Quote:
A huge bump jolts the entire bus off balance. They are soon speeding down the road still tilted.

RSF: "Damn it. I missed the ****er and went straight over him when I drove up onto the curb."



Amtiws opens his eyes lying in the gutter. He tries to remember what on earth he drank yesterday. When he starts to see a little more, he sees a bus going down the road, but something's wrong?
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted March 12, 2004 02:52 AM

All of you tosser foo's get on the dam bus! I dont wanna hear any excuses... just get on!
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