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regnus_khan
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posted February 15, 2004 09:29 PM |
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Funny (or even stupid, but still) towns
First of all, sorry for posting so often, but my friend advised me of an interesting idea, so I'm pleased to share it. Let's Start:
Stupid towns:
FARM TOWN
6 creatures
Level 1: Rat
Little, but still annoying, 'poisoning' creature with little, funny tail
Level 2: Rooster
Giant rooster, which brings luck to all friendly units.
Level 3: Pig
Little, fat animal that reminds me of my friend. It has mind spell immunity.
Level 4: Goat
Giant goat with grey fur and a tail. Is able to inflict double damage.
Level 5: Peasant
Peasant is dressed in dirty clothes and black, untidied hair. Gives +5 gold from every peasant in stack daily.
And the best of all...
Level 6: Mighty Moo
Moo's back in action. Inflicts canine madness that causes the attacked unit to have its attack skills reduced by 50%, plus it is immune to mind spells.
Made especially for Bort:
Three Levels:
BOB TOWN:
Level 1: Bob
Bobs everything around, can inflict double damage.
Level 2: Bobby Bob
Bobs everything around, casts "Bobby Bobintegration"
Level 3: Bob of Bort
Bobs everything on the adventure map, one per week, one attack - adventure map destroyed, Bob too. Unless the map is destroyed, Bob's alive.
CANALIZATION TOWN
Four levels only.
Level 1: Ooze
Like a big pile of ****, only coloured green, but even more smelly. Posoining attack.
Level 2: Bum
Like a bum from THPS4 College level. Mind spell immunity, 'forgetfullness' attack.
Level 3: Mob
Like a mob from THPS4 Chicago level. Ranged. Always double damage.
Level 4: Runaway Psycho
Like a psycho with white turban and pink see-my-***** dress. Magic Immunity, Berserk, "disease" attack.
DRAGON TOWN
One level, one dragon per week, only one to choose from the list. Same ability: breath attack, magic immunity, regeneration.
Crystal Dragon
Water Dragon
Dragon Fly
Black Dragon
Azure Dragon
Rust Dragon
Bob Dragon
Pig Dragon
Draconian Mighty Moo
Dragon the Bum
Lame Dragon
Undead Dragon
Orcish Dragon
Sylph Dragon
Draconian Tarzan
Maugli Dragon
Lizard Dragon
Komodo Dragon
Ice Dragon
Fire Dragon
Gold Dragon
Diamond Dragon
Megadragon
Ghost Dragon
And the best...
Make-your-own Dragon Champion of Farting.
BUM TOWN
Level 1: Bum
Alike in canalization town
Level 2: Bum Farmer
Extra resource daily, plus more dirty clothes every time.
Level 3: Bum Violator
Stealth, mind spell immunity, loses 1000 gold daily, but can cast spells: Farting, Frowning, Yell of Tarzan and Summon the Bob
I'll post some more further. More stupid... 
EDIT: Post some of your own if you want. More fun (or crazyness) is needed!
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Medusa
Famous Hero
Yeah, right
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posted February 16, 2004 09:22 AM |
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Level 2: Bum
Like a bum from THPS4 College level. Mind spell immunity, 'forgetfullness' attack.
LOL, you mean Tony Hawk, yes?
Actually what is that bum really, the one that requires you for C-O-M-B-O?
Actually I saw something like a HoMM parody in some place, but it was illegal and russian, so it didn't take me to get more interest in it.
(I hope I stayed on topic, I was talking about stupid HoMM  )
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regnus_khan
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posted February 16, 2004 11:11 AM |
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Level 2: Bum
Like a bum from THPS4 College level. Mind spell immunity, 'forgetfullness' attack.
LOL, you mean Tony Hawk, yes?
Actually what is that bum really, the one that requires you for C-O-M-B-O?
the same one... 
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 16, 2004 02:27 PM |
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I think a pig should be stronger than a peasant. Remeber the Boar? The Peasant was always weaker.
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regnus_khan
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posted February 16, 2004 02:32 PM |
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your wierd, Rengus_Khan
How to understand you? I'm not weird!
Anyway, new towns:
MECHANICAL TOWN
1) Robot
Mind spell immunity, mechanical man
2) Flyer
Like a plane and rocket in one, mechanical, magic immunity
3) Machine
Like a machine with spikes, mechanical, no morale, 50% magic resistance
4) Mighty Moo Mechanical
Like a mighty moo with two horns only metal colored, mind spell immunity, strength, death gaze, that madness thing or whatever.
LITTLE SUZY TOWN
For styq... NO OFFENCE
1) Suzy
Little girl with two knives in her hands. Positive morale and luck. Two attacks.
2) Styq
Teenager lizard (I think) with an electric saw. Positive Morale, death gaze
3) Mum
Middle aged woman with ten plates plus a rolling-pin. Powerful, strength, ranged, short ranged, high melee.
4) Father
Middle aged man with a TV in a backpack. Strength, ranged, area attack, multiple attack, normal melee.
I mean no offence here Styq. It is a copy from a family like in "POSTAL 2 Share the Pain".
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gerdash
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Famous Hero
from the Animated Peace
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posted February 16, 2004 04:23 PM |
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I think a pig should be stronger than a peasant. Remeber the Boar? The Peasant was always weaker.
for celts the boar was the strongest and most furious animal they knew, so boar symbolism was used on helmets. i would guess it could have been bear instead, but somehow they set boar as an example for a fighter to follow.
i wonder if that's where the boar-headed orcs originated? and.. is it sure that the word 'berserk' cannot be connected to the word 'boar'?
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 17, 2004 03:49 AM |
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I think a pig should be stronger than a peasant. Remeber the Boar? The Peasant was always weaker.
for celts the boar was the strongest and most furious animal they knew, so boar symbolism was used on helmets. i would guess it could have been bear instead, but somehow they set boar as an example for a fighter to follow.
i wonder if that's where the boar-headed orcs originated? and.. is it sure that the word 'berserk' cannot be connected to the word 'boar'?
So, basicly, they called their warriors pigs? Must have very bad eating habits...
And if the boar was an example...
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gerdash
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Famous Hero
from the Animated Peace
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posted February 17, 2004 07:29 AM |
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3) Mum
Middle aged woman with ten plates plus a rolling-pin. Powerful, strength, ranged, short ranged, high melee.
4) Father
Middle aged man with a TV in a backpack. Strength, ranged, area attack, multiple attack, normal melee.
i have heard of a questionnarie among children (it was in england, as far as i remember), comparing their parents to various mythological and horror creatures, and they thought their parents were more scary than e.g. vampires.
so i guess those should be higher than our cute little vamps.
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this_other_guy
Famous Hero
{0_o} heh...
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posted February 17, 2004 07:33 AM |
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and.. is it sure that the word 'berserk' cannot be connected to the word 'boar'?
From what i know, berserk comes from the Norse word "bersekir" (or something like that) which means "bear suit" - thats what the psycho Viking warriors wore to battle, hence the term beserk.
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gerdash
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Famous Hero
from the Animated Peace
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posted February 17, 2004 07:44 AM |
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and.. is it sure that the word 'berserk' cannot be connected to the word 'boar'?
From what i know, berserk comes from the Norse word "bersekir" (or something like that) which means "bear suit" - thats what the psycho Viking warriors wore to battle, hence the term beserk.
from what i know, the meaning of berserk comes from a norse word, but what the word means exactly is somewaht unclear. an alternative meaning that has been pointed out was 'without armor' similar to the english word 'bare' and something like 'serk' could very well mean 'robe'.
at least the celts seemed to consider the boar to be the most psycho animals. they didn't live absurdly far from the norsemen, this is what makes me doubtful.
mabe the imho not very good-looking homm4 berserks could be the boar-headed orcs like in homm4 chaos?
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