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Laelth
Famous Hero
Laelth rhymes with stealth.
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posted June 21, 2003 09:53 PM |
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2Xtremetotake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted June 22, 2003 05:10 PM |
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Redsox, come on...you can find some more stupid things humans do.
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted August 27, 2003 03:26 AM |
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Revived!
(Actual roadsign translated from Japenese) Caution: Road most dangerous at night when drunk.
These sound like they were translated from Japenese into Dutch by a Korean rice-husker.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Vycka1234
Known Hero
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posted January 19, 2004 08:56 PM |
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I think it too late to post, but i found it on some medicine against caught:
"do not drink alchohol, do not smoke, do not drive a car, do not work with machine-tool, do not work in constructions" everything seems fine here right? it is a medicine for CHILDREN from age 8-12hmmmmmmmmmmm........
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regnus_khan
Responsible
Supreme Hero
[ Peacekeeper of Equilibris ]
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posted January 19, 2004 09:06 PM |
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Yeah, I've found a noncence too:
I've got a packet of "Rennie". In instructions, there was said: "Not to use when younger than 30"
How could you explain 30 when it has to be 3.
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pietjebell
Promising
Known Hero
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posted January 19, 2004 09:40 PM |
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whaaahaa..
nice thread, puts a smile on my face..
I got something like this:
aeroplane pilots vs technicians
(actual stories)
Really hilarious, Ill start a thread
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Svarog
Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted January 21, 2004 04:11 AM |
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OK, so if the human race is doomed forever, who's gonna replace them. I'd vote for the elves!
But then again, if you put them in an advertising society such as ours, who knows how the poor things will handle.
"One premium bow for only 99.99$. If you order two now, you will get one extra wich glows in the dark for half the usual price. And you also get one mythril bikini for your lovely wife, so that she can enjoy herself on the coast without the fear of krakens bite her breasts off.)
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doomnezeu
Supreme Hero
Miaumiaumiau
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posted January 21, 2004 09:01 AM |
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I say give it to the orcs. Evil must rule! They are dumb, they are slow, they have no ideea of what's going on in the world or when it will all be over, and furthemore, they will never know that they are the reason for their downfall. Hey, wait a minute! This sound familiar! Humans are like that too!
Off topic(sorry)
Svaroq, you're into Che Guevarra too? Viva la revolution!
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regnus_khan
Responsible
Supreme Hero
[ Peacekeeper of Equilibris ]
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posted January 21, 2004 02:58 PM |
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Oh look what I got today:
"Neo Angin"
...do not use if you're not pregnant, child under three years old...
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted November 08, 2007 01:12 AM |
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bump
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted November 08, 2007 01:34 AM |
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A one word, one sentence, one liner. That's spam if I've ever seen it.
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
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Fan of Red Sox
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posted November 08, 2007 01:37 AM |
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I resurrected this thread, because I saw someone had made a similar thread recently.
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Go Red Sox!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted November 08, 2007 01:55 AM |
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Haha thanks, hadn't seen that 
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted November 08, 2007 02:40 AM |
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I found some more
Quoted from rinkworks.com
Quote:
"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.
"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
"Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
"Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.
"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
"Battery may explore or leak." -- On a battery.
"Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.
"Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.
"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
"Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's Pizza box.
"Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.
"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.
and my all time favorite
"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted November 08, 2007 05:54 AM |
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"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
This one is not that bad imo.
If you already have a fire going, and you put the fireplace lighter in it, then the flames might blow right into your face.
If I'm wrong, then that is funny  
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roy-algriffin
Supreme Hero
Chocolate ice cream zealot
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posted November 08, 2007 07:20 AM |
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Well everyone likes free money. And those unethical enough to sue the hell out of anyone for any reason will do so. For free cash
You can make a living out of sueing other people.
So its not the labels that are ridicolous honestly. its kinda why we need them. But thats not stupidity. Just greed.
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted November 08, 2007 04:23 PM |
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Edited by russ at 16:23, 08 Nov 2007.
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It is not the ethical standards of some idiots that do it that is a problem. The laws, the judjes and the country that allows it to happen are the problem.
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted November 08, 2007 07:21 PM |
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It is not the ethical standards of some idiots that do it that is a problem. The laws, the judjes and the country that allows it to happen are the problem.
no truer words have been said.
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Miru
Supreme Hero
A leaf in the river of time
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posted November 08, 2007 11:24 PM |
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"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"
http://www.mlaw.org/wwl/
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted November 09, 2007 06:32 AM |
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Quote:
I resurrected this thread, because I saw someone had made a similar thread recently.
They didn't get a qp for it though
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