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bort
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posted September 28, 2003 06:16 AM |
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Do you think the Stegasaurus knew?
Do you think he knew, as he grazed upon primeval plantlife that one day, his colon would be burned to propel a small ape to purchase warm brown water made from ground up and roasted seeds from a surly, pimply ape in an apron? Did he know that one day, thousands of apes would fight for the right to extract his testicles from underneath the sand? Did he know that a collosal metal pipe would be built on a continent that didn't even exist yet for the sole purpose of pumping his spleen across a frozen wasteland? Of course not. His brain was the size of a walnut (and was used to transport your pizza to you earlier this evening). But had he known, would he have just let the T-rex eat him or would he have foraged for a high octane shrub so that his gall bladder would be a more efficient form of propulsion?
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Shepicker
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posted September 28, 2003 01:05 PM |
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Did dinos have testicles?
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Lord_Woock
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posted September 28, 2003 01:26 PM |
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If they didn't have any, how would they reproduce?
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Shepicker
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posted September 28, 2003 06:16 PM |
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they reproduced allright. but dont tesicles only describe the organ that produces sperm only if this organ is external ?
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Dingo
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posted September 28, 2003 06:19 PM |
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LOL just LOL
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Did dinos have testicles?
LMAO!
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posted September 28, 2003 10:52 PM |
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I know dinosoars had to reproduce some way, but dose this mean they had a wiener & or Vagina?
I know there were eggs, but did they ever get down and do the thing?
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posted September 29, 2003 05:40 AM |
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They had to, how would they reproduce?
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Celfious
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posted September 29, 2003 06:08 AM |
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They made eggs. And I guess the males came along and sprayed on them..
Or was it the other wy around??
My prime question which I will ask until I know, is did they have mucsles, and flesh with mr T, and Miss O? It's a true question. Mabey we found no dinosoar organs
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Shepicker
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posted September 29, 2003 05:07 PM |
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silly
I never said that dinos did not have reproductive organs. My question is whether you call testicles only the "dangling bits" or you also call the reproductive male organs which are not dangling meaning inside the body testicles ? I am only curious because bort brought all them medical/ anatomical termini so I guess he knows what he is talking about so I might aswell profit from the opportunity.
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Lord_Woock
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posted September 29, 2003 05:10 PM |
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The spray part is fish, Celf  . Dino eggs are too hard on the outside for that way to actually work.
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bjorn190
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posted September 29, 2003 05:45 PM |
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If u check the findings u will see that dinosaurs only had bones. Thats all they found.. no vaginas, no testicles, possibly some egg shells. But the basic dino was just a pile of bones. And thats all they found
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bort
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posted November 30, 2004 11:48 PM |
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So typical that any mention of nutsacks, even if they are giant reptilian (or possibly giant pre-avian) ones distracts people so thoroughly from the actual question posed. Was the Stegasarous aware of the long term effects of his consumption of massive quantities of plant material?
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posted December 01, 2004 12:10 AM |
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maybe people don't answer your question because there's no point to it... Don't take this in a bad way, I just didn't know how else to write it. LOL
Why would you want to know such a thing?
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Binabik
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posted December 01, 2004 03:32 AM |
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Well, I'm not so sure brain size and intelligence are directly proportional. Look at birds for example. Many of them are pretty smart. Some can talk, and in some cases possibly even understand what the words mean. There have been experiments with talking birds where a person asks a question and the bird returns an intelligent answer either through speech or actions.
I used to have an African Grey. She loved the whistling on the Andy Griffith show. She knew the entire song. The show came on at 2:00pm. At about ten minutes before 2:00 she would start whistling the song. I used to always think she was as smart or smarter than the average dog, but a much smaller brain, smaller than a walnut.
Who knows what can happen with a small brain. Maybe the Stegosaurus not only knew what would happen, but maybe intentionally created the ape. Maybe it knew if it farted just right, with a slight spiral twist, that the chromosomes would line up just right, resulting in an upright version of itself. Although I suspect it was really disappointed in the inefficiency of brain size.
BTW, my spell checker says "Stegosaurus" is spelled as here. And my spell checker has a brain approx 1cm x 1cm x 1mm and it's certainly not nearly as efficient as a biological analog brain.
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Aculias
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posted December 01, 2004 04:09 AM |
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Well maybe the bigger they are the bigger the testies I mean I hear about Donkey balls & I am like dang.
I am sure they had it so big that they would def not make a prehistoric Dino with Crackers
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posted December 01, 2004 11:34 AM |
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Binabik: I belive they have now found a new species of human on the island of Flores in Indonesia. This human species, nicknamed the "Hobbit man" because of it's size, was a small creature. It lived isolated on an island, and most biologists agree that creatures living isolated on islands tend to shrink in size. So, this creature was smaller than us, and most of our ancestors, and it's brain was equally small.
Now, here's the interesting bit: These humans, from now on refered to as Hobbits, were able to make quite sophisticated tools out of stone; tools more advanced than those made by our ancestors with bigger brains.
What does this tell us?
It tells us that the size of a brain might not be as important to intelligence as was previously thought. It could be that the advancedness of the brain doesn't lay in its size, but in its, well, advancedness, kinda like a microchip is faster than one of those things they used in computers before the invention of microchips (I forgot the proper term for it).
So, it can probably be proved, once and for all, that size doesn't matter! (But it may help...)
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ColdPhoenix
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posted December 01, 2004 04:53 PM |
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Well, I'm not so sure brain size and intelligence are directly proportional.
Intelligence is related both to brain size AND to the size of the brain compared to the body. These two factors taken together can give a pretty accurate estimate of intelligence.
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Aculias
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posted December 02, 2004 04:22 AM |
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I wonder if Hobbits got hugh Knockers to then us regular size humans
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darksparkle
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posted December 02, 2004 05:32 AM |
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why are you talking about dinos' reproductive organs? (thats the best way i can put it)
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darksparkle
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posted December 02, 2004 05:46 AM |
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why isnt anyone adding to this?
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