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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted October 15, 2003 10:35 PM |
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HC Quote of the Day
Okay, here are the rules:
Every day, someone will post a (short) humerous or famous quote from anything (A movie, a book, an interview, etc.)
I'll start us off:
Never play catch with chainsaws.
-(I forgot who said it)
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Wolfman
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Insomniac
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posted October 16, 2003 12:42 AM |
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"Very few established institutions, governments and constitutions...are ever destroyed by their enemies until they have been corrupted and weakened by their friends."
- Walter Lippman
Something like that?
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privatehudson
Responsible
Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted October 16, 2003 01:05 AM |
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1st World War Blackadder:
In short, a German spy is giving away every one of our battle plans.
You look surprised, Blackadder.
I cerainly am, sir. I didn't realise we _had_ any battle plans.
-- Cpt. Darling, Melchett and Edmund : General Hospital
I have a message from Baron von Richtoffen, the greatest living German.
Which considering his competition consists entirely of very fat men in leather shorts belching to the tune of 'She'll be Coming Round the Mountain', is no great achievement.
-- German and Edmund : Private Plane
We've shot off over a million cannon shells, and what's the result? One dachschund with a slight limp. -- Edmund : Private Plane
I want to see how a war is fought, _so_ badly. Well, you've come to the right place, then. There hasn't been a war run this badly since King Otto the Incredibly Stupid ordered 8,000 viking helmets with the horns on the inside. -- Bob and Edmund : Major Star
And they've overthrown Nicolas the Second, who used to be bizarre... Used to be _the_ Tzar, Baldrick... -- Baldrick and Edmund : Major Star
They're firing, sir!! They're firing!!! ...Thank you, Lieutenant. If they hit _me_, you'll be sure to point it out, won't you. -- George and Edmund : Captain Cook
Remember that Captain Darling and I are behind you. About thirty-five _miles_ behind you, to be precise... -- Melchett and Edmund : Captain Cook
(about to be shot by firing squad)
Mind if I disturb you for a moment, sir? No...no, not at all. My diary's pretty empty this week...let's see... Thursday morning: "Get shot."
...yes, that's about it, really. -- Perkins and Edmund : Corporal Punishment
Is there any particular area you'd like us to go for? We can aim anywhere... ...Well, in that case...just above the top of my head might be a good spot... -- Squad Sargeant and Edmund : Corporal Punishment
Can I ask you to leave a pause between the word 'Aim' and the word 'Fire'? Thirty or forty years, perhaps... -- Edmund : Corporal Punishment
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doomfreak
Famous Hero
The Crispinator
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posted October 16, 2003 06:04 AM |
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Heres three quotes from Arnold Schwartzenegger movies:
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?" - Detective John Kimble, Kindergarten Cop
"You want to f**k with me? Do u think you're bad? You are a f*****g choir boy, compared to me, a choir boy!" - Arnie's character from End of Days.
"My CPU is a neuronet processor, a learning computer." - Terminator
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Holden means a great deal to Australia...
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted October 16, 2003 10:28 PM |
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[offtopic]I believe this thread is entitled "Quote (Singular) of the Day (Implying that there is only one a day)". Please try to stick to the outline I provided. ONE qoute from ONE person each day. Not 20 quotes from 2 people on the same day.)[/offtopic]
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doomfreak
Famous Hero
The Crispinator
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posted October 17, 2003 03:25 AM |
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I know, I'm just posting a quotes of the day in advance.
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Holden means a great deal to Australia...
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted October 18, 2003 04:06 PM |
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The only way to succeed is to make people hate you.
-Joseph Von Berker
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privatehudson
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Legendary Hero
The Ultimate Badass
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posted October 18, 2003 04:20 PM |
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Quote:
[offtopic]I believe this thread is entitled "Quote (Singular) of the Day (Implying that there is only one a day)". Please try to stick to the outline I provided. ONE qoute from ONE person each day. Not 20 quotes from 2 people on the same day.)[/offtopic]
Here's my quote for the day 
(btw next time try laying down ground rules beforehand, much easier) 
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We're on an express elevator to Hell, goin' down!
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Shepicker
Hired Hero
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posted October 19, 2003 09:01 PM |
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quote of the day:
"let us commence by having a break"
My mom when it comes to commencing the making of meals :-)
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Consis
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Of Ruby
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posted December 25, 2004 04:56 PM |
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Edited By: Consis on 25 Dec 2004
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Antony and Cleopatra
Augustus Octavian Caesar(shortly after self-deification and the sack of Alexandria, Egypt in search of Marc Antony and his roman denizen, Cleopatra - Queen of Egypt):
"Antony is dead. Marc Antony is dead. Is that how one says it?
Speak it not! And pray that it be true, for if it isn't and he lives, may you fear for your life that he may one day come to cut out the tongue that so wronged his name. Nay! Speak it not with such disdain! Marc Antony is dead! Shout it, scream it at the top of your voice! Marc Antony is dead! Having loved Rome and been loved by Rome he is dead! Antony! Antony! Where are you Antony! Gone is the chance for what I would say to you. Gone is the forgiveness that Rome would have beseeched from you. Gone is Antony. Gone is the man, the senator, the general, the friend of all romans, a true roman."
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Roses Are Red And So Am I
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