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RedSoxFan3
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posted November 28, 2003 07:59 AM |
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Yet Another Personality Test
Choose one from each list.
1.) What is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
a) generic one-ply
b) generic two-ply
c) expensive quited toilet paper
d) left-hand
2.) What brand of beer do you drink?
a) the one that's on sale
b) budweiser
c) imported fancy beer
d) rancid beer you found on the street
3.) If you had a dog, what breed would you get?
a) a mutt from the animal shelter
b) a half-breed puppy
c) a spoiled pure-bred show dog
d) the one that tastes the best
4.) When you go outside, what is the first animal you see?
a) cockroaches crawling on you porch
b) a squirrel
c) song birds eating nectar in your garden
d) monkeys rummaging through your trash
If you answered mostly:
A) You are one of two things. First, you are a college student. Second, you are a cheap b@stard. You often suffer from bad hangovers from cheap beer and/or boxes of wine and frequent hemmorrhoids. You won't even cough up the money to pay the exterminator for your roach problem.
B) Your life is truly boring. You are most likely a blue-collar worker who drinks the average beer, wipes his hole with the average snow paper, has the average dog, and never sees anything outside his window except generic squirrels. You are so boring, you should kill yourself right now.
C) You are a materialistic person. You are always trying to keep up with the Jones's. You have to have a really nice garden. Only the most expensive beer is good enough for you. You even have to wipe your ass with quilted toilet paper. You spend your spare time coming and dressing up your dog to ignore you pathetic existence.
D) You are from a third world country. No one every shakes hands with your left-hand because it's covered in snow. When you have guests over you serve them plates of the finest dog in the area. You are constantly on the watch for monkeys attacking your children. To make money you sneak into America, drink rancid beer and sue the distributors for not putting Spanish expiration dates on the label.
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RMS
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posted November 28, 2003 05:36 PM |
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Edited By: RMS on 28 Nov 2003
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1.) What is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
Well I guess it would be (c) as my favorite (since it's so awesome) but I normally only have the one-ply I think.
2.) What brand of beer do you drink?
Well I don't drink beer but if I did I would probably get (a) the one that's on sale.
3.) If you had a dog, what breed would you get?
I do have a dog and she's not any of these. If I were to buy my own dog, of my choices, it would probably be (a) a mutt from the animal shelter.
4.) When you go outside, what is the first animal you see?
(b) squirrel, definately. There are tons of those outside, though I do see some birds sometimes but that's pretty rare.
Yay! I'm a cheap...oh no...wait...oh! Yes, that's it. I am indeed a college student. 
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RedSoxFan3
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posted November 30, 2003 07:53 PM |
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Yes! I'm a cheap materialistic person. 2 A's and 2 C's for me.
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Dingo
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posted December 01, 2003 02:36 AM |
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1.) What is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
a) generic one-ply
b) generic two-ply
c) expensive quited toilet paper
d) left-hand
C Expensive Quilted Toilet Paper.
2.) What brand of beer do you drink?
a) the one that's on sale
b) budweiser
c) imported fancy beer
d) rancid beer you found on the street
Well I'm a little too young to be drinking beer, but I have tried enough to develop some tastes for it. The beer thats usually on sale is usually pretty bad. I've never tried budweiser. So I guess I will say C.
3.) If you had a dog, what breed would you get?
a) a mutt from the animal shelter
b) a half-breed puppy
c) a spoiled pure-bred show dog
d) the one that tastes the best
B I have a half-breed dog, its part wolf and part huskey.
4.) When you go outside, what is the first animal you see?
a) cockroaches crawling on you porch
b) a squirrel
c) song birds eating nectar in your garden
d) monkeys rummaging through your trash
B We have alot of squirrels outside. They are everywhere.
2Cs and 2Bs. So I guess I am truly boring and a materialistic person who is trying to keep up with the Jones's.
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RMS
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posted December 01, 2003 04:25 AM |
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A little bit of a late start huh? lol
It's going to take a lot to "catch up" with them.
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silx87
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posted December 01, 2003 02:42 PM |
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1.) What is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
b) 2ply I guess...
2.) What brand of beer do you drink?
I hate budweiser!imported stuff is BS,so...
a) the one that's on sale
3.) If you had a dog, what breed would you get?
I hate dogs!!!
4.) When you go outside, what is the first animal you see?
d) dogs rummaging through mah trash...stupid dogs...
1a,1b and 1d...
well,atleast I'm not a materialistic basterd...
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Vadskye91
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posted December 01, 2003 06:32 PM |
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Quote:
Choose one from each list.
1.) What is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
a) generic one-ply
2.) What brand of beer do you drink?
a) the one that's on sale (acutally, I don't drink beer, but if I did, that would be the beer I would drink.)
3.) If you had a dog, what breed would you get?
b) a half-breed puppy
4.) When you go outside, what is the first animal you see?
b) a squirrel
So... which am I- A or B?
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tigerangelz
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posted December 01, 2003 06:48 PM |
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You are a materialistic person. You are always trying to keep up with the Jones's. You have to have a really nice garden. Only the most expensive beer is good enough for you. You even have to wipe your ass with quilted toilet paper. You spend your spare time coming and dressing up your dog to ignore you pathetic existence.
but of course.....
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