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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted April 11, 2003 08:57 PM

AIM: Headless Blank

I present you with another AIM chat of me and RMS, GreatWahooney being me, and Celestail Mage being RMS. Have fun .

GreatWahooney: ello
Celestial Mage: hi
Celestial Mage: agaij
Celestial Mage: n
Celestial Mage: again
GreatWahooney: had fun shovelling snow?
Celestial Mage: not really
GreatWahooney: where exactly in the US are you?
Celestial Mage: in the area where we just had an almost-blizzard
GreatWahooney: oh
GreatWahooney: that's not much of a hint to be honest
Celestial Mage: I live in Maryland
Celestial Mage: ...well
Celestial Mage: my hint
GreatWahooney: oh
Celestial Mage: would've narrowed it down to a few states
GreatWahooney: is it particularly merry in there?
Celestial Mage: ...merry
Celestial Mage: as in how?
GreatWahooney: merry = happy, cheerful
Celestial Mage: ...not really
GreatWahooney: oh
GreatWahooney: are there many married people there then?
Celestial Mage: ...there are married people everywhere
GreatWahooney: I know
GreatWahooney: but each town/city/village/whatever has a different amount of them
Celestial Mage: well I'm not sure about the age distribution around here then
Celestial Mage: it just seems
Celestial Mage: ...norma
Celestial Mage: l
Celestial Mage: at least to me
GreatWahooney: well, that's nice
Celestial Mage: if you mean in comparison to somewhere that only old decrepid, on the verge of death people are living
Celestial Mage: then sure
Celestial Mage: I guess
GreatWahooney: anything new since our last chat?
Celestial Mage: the sky is greyish white
GreatWahooney: oh.
GreatWahooney: that's always a nice thing to know
Celestial Mage: sure
Celestial Mage: I also realized that I was hungry
GreatWahooney: oh, my
GreatWahooney: what happened then?
Celestial Mage: then I went to get something to eat
GreatWahooney: really?
GreatWahooney: that's unbelievable!
GreatWahooney: what did you eat then?
Celestial Mage: is it really that unbelievable?
Celestial Mage: hmm
Celestial Mage: I had salsa with almost melted cheese, and those chips things
Celestial Mage: now
Celestial Mage: I have a bannana nut muffin
Celestial Mage: with reddi whip on it
GreatWahooney: oh my
Celestial Mage: btw, my socks are wet
GreatWahooney: oh darn
Celestial Mage: yeah
GreatWahooney: that's never a good thing
Celestial Mage: that's going to ruin it all
Celestial Mage: oh well
Celestial Mage: at least the turkey burgers are still yummy
Celestial Mage: ...you were supposed to ask, "what turkey burgers?"
GreatWahooney: they always are yummy, unless they're not
Celestial Mage: yes
Celestial Mage: that's always the catch
Celestial Mage: catch 22
Celestial Mage: yay!
Celestial Mage: :-P
GreatWahooney: catch 22?
GreatWahooney: what, do you number all the catches you see?
Celestial Mage: the book
Celestial Mage: ...no
GreatWahooney: oh, I see...
Celestial Mage: ...do you?
Celestial Mage: or do you just think that you see?
GreatWahooney: not really
Celestial Mage: see see?
Celestial Mage: or no see?
Celestial Mage: ah
Celestial Mage: not really see
GreatWahooney: I'm typing with my eyes closed
Celestial Mage: hmm
Celestial Mage: interesting
Celestial Mage: a sea f blind glass
GreatWahooney: wha?
Celestial Mage: a sea of blind glass
Celestial Mage: ...that isn't to say that glass can usually see
Celestial Mage: but
Celestial Mage: that's besides the point
GreatWahooney: what, did you draw one?
Celestial Mage: draw a what?
Celestial Mage: one straw?
Celestial Mage: only one left???
Celestial Mage: oh no!
Celestial Mage: that's the last straw!
GreatWahooney: a point gawd damnit!
Celestial Mage: oh
Celestial Mage: ...what point?
Celestial Mage: oh no
Celestial Mage: I didn't draw a point
Celestial Mage: I drew a blank
GreatWahooney: oh
GreatWahooney: could you teach me how to draw a blank?
Celestial Mage: sure, it's easy
Celestial Mage: here's how it goes
Celestial Mage: first you get a piece of paper
Celestial Mage: your choice
Celestial Mage: doesn
GreatWahooney: I think I missed that lesson at school and didn't bother to learn it anyway
Celestial Mage: doesn't matter what size
Celestial Mage: as long as it isn't pink
Celestial Mage: it'll do
Celestial Mage: then get a pencil
Celestial Mage: personally I prefer mechanical pencils
Celestial Mage: but you don't have to use one
Celestial Mage: .05 is preferable
GreatWahooney: I don't like 'em
GreatWahooney: they break easily
Celestial Mage: but .07 works just as well
Celestial Mage: or as my friend likes to use
Celestial Mage: .09 is also a possibility
Celestial Mage: ...of course if you don't have a pencil
Celestial Mage: a pen can be used for a substitute
GreatWahooney: how nice of them pencils to be useful in this lesson!
Celestial Mage: then you are prepared to begin
Celestial Mage: yes
Celestial Mage:  of course
Celestial Mage: pencils are the most useful utensil ever created!
Celestial Mage: ...oh nevermind
Celestial Mage: that's the fork
Celestial Mage: wait
GreatWahooney: let's get on with it
Celestial Mage: ...I don't use forks
Celestial Mage: oh yes I do
Celestial Mage: ...just not as much as spoons
Celestial Mage: and knives
Celestial Mage: hmm
Celestial Mage: oh yes
Celestial Mage: I was getting ahead of myself there
Celestial Mage: back to the lesson
Celestial Mage: ok
Celestial Mage: then
Celestial Mage: I just noticed
Celestial Mage: I'm about to exceed my rate limit
Celestial Mage: hmm
GreatWahooney: go back then
Celestial Mage: ahh!!
Celestial Mage: I can talk
Celestial Mage: wow!
Celestial Mage: I'm a real boy now
Celestial Mage: !!
Celestial Mage: woohoo!!!
GreatWahooney: oh my, how did you do that?
Celestial Mage: do what?
GreatWahooney: how did you manage to actually talk
Celestial Mage: do you really want to know?
GreatWahooney: yes, but after you teach me how to draw a blank
Celestial Mage: do you really really want to know?
GreatWahooney: I really REALLY really REALLY really REALLY really REALLY really REALLY really REALLY really REALLY really REALLY really REALLY really REALLY want to know
Celestial Mage: now that's the enthusiasm I was looking for
Celestial Mage: great!
Celestial Mage: ok
Celestial Mage: now let's get started!!
Celestial Mage: w00t!!
Celestial Mage: oh
Celestial Mage: wait
Celestial Mage: nevermind
Celestial Mage: hmm
Celestial Mage: I forgot how
Celestial Mage: oh well
Celestial Mage: so much for that
GreatWahooney: darn
Celestial Mage: oh very well...if you really want to know
GreatWahooney: I do
Celestial Mage: you will know the truth, and the truth will make you free
Celestial Mage: free as a bird
Celestial Mage: yay!
GreatWahooney: yay, happy me!
Celestial Mage: happy birthday to you
Celestial Mage: happy birthday to you
Celestial Mage: happy birthday to meeee
Celestial Mage: happy birthday to me
Celestial Mage: yay!
Celestial Mage: what do you want for your birthday?
GreatWahooney: I want a cracked pot
GreatWahooney: yay!
Celestial Mage: again??
Celestial Mage: how many of those do you have?
GreatWahooney: what do you mean, again?
Celestial Mage: what're you going to do?
GreatWahooney: not that many
GreatWahooney: only 54 I have
Celestial Mage: open up an "antique collector's edition cracked pots store"?
Celestial Mage: hmm
GreatWahooney: no
Celestial Mage: is that the halves
Celestial Mage: or the broken wholes?
GreatWahooney: I'm gonna start a "rent a cracked pot" company
GreatWahooney: broken wholes
Celestial Mage: if they're whole
Celestial Mage: then how are they broken?
GreatWahooney: I dunno
GreatWahooney: they just are
GreatWahooney: ok, let's put it this way
GreatWahooney: I own 54 sets
Celestial Mage: what away?
Celestial Mage: cool
GreatWahooney: each containing two halves
Celestial Mage: no special collectors edition ones?
Celestial Mage: with 3 halves?
GreatWahooney: that's what I want for my birthday
GreatWahooney: an exclusive edition
GreatWahooney: featurig a third half
Celestial Mage: cool
Celestial Mage: I'll keep that in mind
GreatWahooney: not sure if they still make these though
Celestial Mage: why not?
GreatWahooney: last time I seen one in a cracked pot catalogue was around 60 years ago
GreatWahooney: didn't see any cracked pot catalogues for a while either
Celestial Mage: ...what'a a catalogue?
GreatWahooney: ask your parents
GreatWahooney: or maybe a grandad. yep, gandads tend to know about cracked pots these days
Celestial Mage: does it really matter?
GreatWahooney: depends on the point of view
GreatWahooney: from yours it prolly don't
GreatWahooney: why do you ask?
Celestial Mage: I didn't
GreatWahooney: but you did
GreatWahooney: you said "does it really matter?"
Celestial Mage: I told you that I didn't
GreatWahooney: I don't care what you say if I know it's not true
Celestial Mage: what's not true?
GreatWahooney: that you didn't ask
GreatWahooney: because you did
Celestial Mage: so what does that have to do with my cheese?
GreatWahooney: er... not much?
Celestial Mage: that's what I thought
GreatWahooney: don't think too much
GreatWahooney: it'll make your head explode
Celestial Mage: oh my!
Celestial Mage: that'd be terrible!
Celestial Mage: alright
GreatWahooney: so be careful about how much you think
Celestial Mage: and you be careful what you wish for
GreatWahooney: 35 thoughts per minute are ok
GreatWahooney: from 36 to 60 is unhealthy
GreatWahooney: 61-79 is risky
GreatWahooney: while 80+ is lethal
Celestial Mage: ...but
Celestial Mage: well
Celestial Mage: when
Celestial Mage: you type stuff
Celestial Mage: for each character
Celestial Mage: you sorta
Celestial Mage: gotta think about it
Celestial Mage: so then
Celestial Mage: that means
Celestial Mage: I'm killing myself right now
Celestial Mage: wow
GreatWahooney: I told you it's lethal
Celestial Mage: why am I still alive?
Celestial Mage: oh no!
GreatWahooney: and I told you that I'm not looking at the keyboard when typing
Celestial Mage: me is getting stupids
Celestial Mage: ...congratulations
GreatWahooney: why?
Celestial Mage: oh
Celestial Mage: i thought that made you special
Celestial Mage: my mistake
GreatWahooney: well, it kinda does
GreatWahooney: typing without looking at the keyboard is easy
GreatWahooney: the hard thing is to type without a head
Celestial Mage: hmm
Celestial Mage: that part might be kinda hard
GreatWahooney: and THAT is what makes me special
Celestial Mage: you're special because you don't have a head?
GreatWahooney: many people are headless
Celestial Mage: so then what makes you different from them?
GreatWahooney: because I'm headless AND I type
Celestial Mage: wow!
Celestial Mage: that IS cheesy
Celestial Mage: I mean
Celestial Mage: different
Celestial Mage: er
Celestial Mage: special
Celestial Mage: yes
Celestial Mage: special!
GreatWahooney: that reminds me of Kuma's signature
Celestial Mage: he's special too
Celestial Mage: ?
GreatWahooney: I don't know
GreatWahooney: but the sig is great
GreatWahooney: for who died-
GreatWahooney: -doesn't live
Celestial Mage: wow
Celestial Mage: that's a profound statement
GreatWahooney: but the guy that stated it prolly didn't know me
Celestial Mage: you have a point
Celestial Mage: then in that case
Celestial Mage: that is unacceptable
Celestial Mage: we must go out
Celestial Mage: and right all wrongs
GreatWahooney: where?
Celestial Mage: and go back to bed and sleep
Celestial Mage: I dunno
Celestial Mage: doesn't matter
GreatWahooney: how long are we supposed to sleep?
GreatWahooney: and in whose bed?
Celestial Mage: 2 and a half minutes
Celestial Mage: plus 3 hours
Celestial Mage: in your neighbor's bed
GreatWahooney: I doubt they'll be too happy about it
GreatWahooney: because they prolly are already asleep
Celestial Mage: oh
Celestial Mage: then you can just go and eat some cheese
Celestial Mage: same thing
GreatWahooney: same?
GreatWahooney: you sure about that?
Celestial Mage: yeah
Celestial Mage: unless I'm not
GreatWahooney: oh
GreatWahooney: that statement will rarely be false
Celestial Mage: unnless it is
GreatWahooney: what?
Celestial Mage: the stament
GreatWahooney: oh. right
Celestial Mage: or wrong
Celestial Mage: as the case may be
____________
Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!

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Slava14
Slava14


Promising
Famous Hero
I am 16 now....
posted April 11, 2003 09:50 PM
Edited By: Slava14 on 11 Apr 2003

Um..... that's weird.... I thought Only I posess the power to draw blank.....

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RMS
RMS


Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
posted April 12, 2003 08:27 PM

Not anymore...
____________
This space for rent.

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Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted April 12, 2003 10:11 PM

Then...

who will teach us?
Can we be taught here through HC?

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted April 13, 2003 03:54 PM

I sure hope so.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!

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Celfious
Celfious


Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
posted April 13, 2003 05:16 PM

Hm, wonderful.. I can feel the power of drawing blanks growing in me! Now what?

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gorman
gorman


Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
posted April 13, 2003 11:27 PM

lol The reactions some of u have r priceless!
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

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Dingo
Dingo


Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
posted November 30, 2003 02:57 AM

Well Woock, I had a even better conversation with RMS.  xxxDingo12 being ME and Celestial Mage being RMS.  Prepare to soil yourself.



xxxDingo12: GUTEN TAG
Celestial Mage: hi
xxxDingo12: WIE GEHT ES IHNEN?
Celestial Mage: I have no idea what you're saying
xxxDingo12: yeah I guessed that
Celestial Mage: wow, me too
xxxDingo12: yep
Celestial Mage: so are you really a dingo?
xxxDingo12: I might be
xxxDingo12: what do you think
xxxDingo12: RMS
Celestial Mage: I think you're not really a dingo
Celestial Mage: you're just pretending to be one
Celestial Mage: I know how it is
Celestial Mage: they're so cool
Celestial Mage: I used to want to be one too
Celestial Mage: ...well not really
Celestial Mage: but it might've happened
xxxDingo12: maybe
xxxDingo12: well pretenting to be a dingo
xxxDingo12: is the cool thing to do nowadays
Celestial Mage: is that so?
xxxDingo12: yes it is
Celestial Mage: ah, so hairy walruses are out this season?
xxxDingo12: I can see that you are pretending to be a Polar Bear
xxxDingo12: yes
Celestial Mage: darnit
Celestial Mage: you can?
xxxDingo12: um
xxxDingo12: Im now confused but ok
Celestial Mage: good good
Celestial Mage: that makes two of us
xxxDingo12: You get 10 points if you figure out what language I was speakin earlier
xxxDingo12: and you get 50 points if you figure out what i said
Celestial Mage: well I'm pretty sure that was german...I think
xxxDingo12: 10 points!
xxxDingo12: thats right ;-)
Celestial Mage: what do I need points for?
xxxDingo12: are you gonna attempt to get the 50?
xxxDingo12: the points show a sense of Pride
Celestial Mage: oh
Celestial Mage: well guten tag is something on the order of hi or something
Celestial Mage: good day or whatever
xxxDingo12: Celestial Mage: good day ;-)
xxxDingo12: 60 points total
xxxDingo12: today must be your day!
Celestial Mage: I have no idea what that other thing meant but since it's kinda long and following the greeting I assume it's like how're you doing
Celestial Mage: or something
Celestial Mage: not really
Celestial Mage: I didn't get to sleep as much as I wanted
xxxDingo12: thats a bummer
Celestial Mage: it's so sad really
Celestial Mage: yeah
Celestial Mage: it's a long tale
Celestial Mage: it started out when I was sleeping
Celestial Mage: so I'm afraid I don't remember it
xxxDingo12: well i got about 11 hours of sleep last nite
Celestial Mage: I did the night before
Celestial Mage: that was nice
xxxDingo12: it was a good experience
Celestial Mage: oh wait no, that was 10 hours
xxxDingo12: the nite before i also got 11 hours
Celestial Mage: it was 11 hours the day before that
Celestial Mage: the night before that I got 9
xxxDingo12: how nice :-)
Celestial Mage: hmm yeah I would say so
xxxDingo12: well today is my break day
xxxDingo12: Im just staying home today just doin nothing
Celestial Mage: you mean it's saturday?
xxxDingo12: yeah
Celestial Mage: I never do anything
Celestial Mage: ...except all this work
Celestial Mage: and stuff
Celestial Mage: but that doesn't count
xxxDingo12: cool
xxxDingo12: i went snowboarding yesterday, it was awesome
xxxDingo12: and im gonna go again tomorrow
xxxDingo12: yep :-)
xxxDingo12: oh my
Celestial Mage: sounds pretty good
Celestial Mage: eek!
Celestial Mage: ...what happened?
xxxDingo12: I found somethin
Celestial Mage: oh...how lovely
xxxDingo12: I found a Thread!
xxxDingo12: so do you have snow in Maryland
Celestial Mage: now yet
Celestial Mage: er
Celestial Mage: not yet*
xxxDingo12: is there any snowboarding/skiing there
Celestial Mage: hey I remember this...sorta
Celestial Mage: I wouldn't know
Celestial Mage: I just know people go doing that stuff a lot
Celestial Mage: just don't know where
Celestial Mage: I assume it's not that far away
Celestial Mage: since so many people go
Celestial Mage: but might not even be in the state
Celestial Mage: probably isn't actually
xxxDingo12: hmmmm
xxxDingo12: then maryland isn't very merry
Celestial Mage: never claimed it was
xxxDingo12: oh yeah this is Dingo btw
xxxDingo12: Dingo from Heroes Community
Celestial Mage: do I know a dingo?
Celestial Mage: hmm...
xxxDingo12: i dunno
xxxDingo12: you might
xxxDingo12: think!
Celestial Mage: what does your avatar look like?
xxxDingo12: Necromancer
Celestial Mage: oh you're that one dude
xxxDingo12: yep
Celestial Mage: you're part of the new legion of spammers
Celestial Mage: I mean...
Celestial Mage: um
Celestial Mage: suppliers of great content
xxxDingo12: Exactly.
xxxDingo12: But I am one of the more powerful Spammers
Celestial Mage: I used to be known for that...until all these wannabee spammers came along
Celestial Mage: and ruined everything
Celestial Mage: ah yes
Celestial Mage: that is apparent
Celestial Mage: not too many of those still around I must say
xxxDingo12: yeah
Celestial Mage: seems that there's always a position open for another one though
Celestial Mage: as one retires, someone else replaces him
xxxDingo12: I don't think Im gonna retire for a while
Celestial Mage: that's what they all say
xxxDingo12: yeah probably
xxxDingo12: but I have 5 stars HAHA
xxxDingo12: 5 yellow stars...
Celestial Mage: I don't have any stars :-(
xxxDingo12: :'(
xxxDingo12: maybe someday you'll get some
Celestial Mage: actually I never had many stars at all
Celestial Mage: no stars to love and appreciate me
Celestial Mage: for who I am
Celestial Mage: nobody understands me
xxxDingo12: :'(
Celestial Mage: I'm a tortured artist
Celestial Mage: pity me!
Celestial Mage: :-P
xxxDingo12: hha
xxxDingo12: so have you ever been out West
Celestial Mage: I am in the west
Celestial Mage: I don't know what you mean
Celestial Mage: :-)
xxxDingo12: no you are in the east
xxxDingo12: I AM IN THE WEST
Celestial Mage: I'm in the western hemisphere though
xxxDingo12: but Im more west in the western Hemisphere than you
Celestial Mage: if you think in opposite terms
Celestial Mage: I would be most west
Celestial Mage: in fact I would be far most west than you
Celestial Mage: or wait
xxxDingo12: but im not going that way, I'm not a lunatic!
Celestial Mage: ...
Celestial Mage: um
Celestial Mage: or something!
Celestial Mage: yeah!
Celestial Mage: ah well
Celestial Mage: that's too abd
Celestial Mage: ooooh...food!
Celestial Mage: bbl
Celestial Mage: :-D
xxxDingo12: AGHHHHH
xxxDingo12: :-D

Auto response from Celestial Mage: Foooooood!

xxxDingo12: FOOOOOOOOOOOOD
xxxDingo12: Damnit!  You also made me hungry
Celestial Mage: what...it's not like I did something

Auto response from Celestial Mage: I think I'm going to eat some Spagettios

Celestial Mage: O:-)
Celestial Mage: mmmmmmm
xxxDingo12: I lied
xxxDingo12: I didn't eat spagettios
Celestial Mage: you did?
Celestial Mage: but...why?
xxxDingo12: I ate Sesame Chicken
xxxDingo12: with noodles
xxxDingo12: because we were out of spagettios
xxxDingo12: :-(
Celestial Mage: ah that's ok
Celestial Mage: I never thought too highly of them anyway
Celestial Mage: they taste funny
Celestial Mage: but they taste pretty good with lotsa melted cheese
xxxDingo12: they are good with those little meatballs
xxxDingo12: and of course cheese
Celestial Mage: mmm...meatballs...
xxxDingo12: cheese goes good on justa bout anythin
xxxDingo12: so what did you eat
Celestial Mage: some kind of a fish thing
Celestial Mage: that was yummy
xxxDingo12: good
Celestial Mage: then there was shrimp coctail
Celestial Mage: that was yummy
xxxDingo12: oh baby
xxxDingo12: that sounds good
xxxDingo12: shrimp cocktail
Celestial Mage: then there was some leftover turkey turned into some other thing
Celestial Mage: not as dry anyone
Celestial Mage: that was yummy
xxxDingo12: with that funny lil sauce
Celestial Mage: I finished the rest of the mashed potatos
Celestial Mage: not bad
xxxDingo12: turkey makes good turkey sandwichees
Celestial Mage: yeah...the funny sauce
Celestial Mage: :-)
Celestial Mage: :-P
Celestial Mage: turkeyburgers?
xxxDingo12: Yes
Celestial Mage: well it's meat
Celestial Mage: how bad could it be?
xxxDingo12: i dunno
Celestial Mage: actually it could be quite bad
xxxDingo12: heres waht you said 9 months ago!
xxxDingo12: Celestial Mage: at least the turkey burgers are still yummy
xxxDingo12: you said that last april
Celestial Mage: ...I did?
xxxDingo12: yep
Celestial Mage: when'd I say that?
xxxDingo12: April 11 2003
Celestial Mage: ok...I mean how do you?
xxxDingo12: its in this thread
Celestial Mage: er, how do you know?
Celestial Mage: oh
xxxDingo12: Woock posted you saying that
Celestial Mage: hmm...oh yeah
xxxDingo12: woock then said
xxxDingo12: GreatWahooney: they always are yummy, unless they're not
xxxDingo12: its quite a fabulous conversation about drawing blanks
Celestial Mage: ...I had turkey burgers?
xxxDingo12: I dunno
Celestial Mage: probably not
xxxDingo12: NO
Celestial Mage: wait...are you trying to follow in the footsteps of the great spammer, the Woockardo or osmething?
Celestial Mage: oh, I'm sorry to hear that
xxxDingo12: you had an bannana nut muffin with reddi whip on it
xxxDingo12: yes i am following in the footsteps
xxxDingo12: I will someday become the New God of Spam
xxxDingo12: be afraid.
Celestial Mage: there's already one now?
xxxDingo12: yep
Celestial Mage: I think I was the spammer of spam at one point
Celestial Mage: but that's about it
xxxDingo12: what a pleasant life story
Celestial Mage: yeah isn't it?
Celestial Mage: ^_^
xxxDingo12: {^_^}
xxxDingo12: that is a much better face
xxxDingo12: mine contains two ears
xxxDingo12: So what does RMS stand for?
Celestial Mage: what???
Celestial Mage: you don't know?
xxxDingo12: :-[no
Celestial Mage: how could you possibly even believe you can become the greatest spammer of all time if you don't even know that
Celestial Mage: that's terrible
Celestial Mage: I can't believe I heard that
xxxDingo12: hahahah
Celestial Mage: you bring shame upon yourself
xxxDingo12: I was just joking
Celestial Mage: and your whole family
xxxDingo12: ahhaha I fooled you
Celestial Mage: you...
xxxDingo12: !
Celestial Mage: oh
Celestial Mage: well then that's good
xxxDingo12: you dummy you fell for it
xxxDingo12: haah
xxxDingo12: you should be ashamed
Celestial Mage: maybe, maybe not
Celestial Mage: of course I should probably be ashamed anyway
Celestial Mage: I should be done my homework stuff by not but I'm not
Celestial Mage: oh well
xxxDingo12: aha same here
xxxDingo12: I actually forgot where i put my math book
xxxDingo12: :-\
xxxDingo12: I think its either in my closet, under my pile of stuff, at a friends or in my car
Celestial Mage: uh huh...
xxxDingo12: or maybe its still at school
xxxDingo12: ....
Celestial Mage: or it's on the other side of the moon
Celestial Mage: right...
xxxDingo12: the Dark Side of the Moon?
Celestial Mage: sure
xxxDingo12: thats a good album
xxxDingo12: oh well
xxxDingo12: after we are done having this conversation, I'll probably post it in that one thread if thats ok with you
xxxDingo12: because this one will be sooooooooooooo much better that Wooock
xxxDingo12: s
xxxDingo12: hahahahhah
Celestial Mage: are you sure about that?
xxxDingo12: yep
Celestial Mage: somehow I actually had to try in those conversations I had with him
Celestial Mage: or maybe I've just gotten more proficient at what I do
Celestial Mage: now it comes to me with great ease
Celestial Mage: it flows like honey
xxxDingo12: PHONE
Celestial Mage: I mean...sweet water
Celestial Mage: oh no!
Celestial Mage: where?!
Celestial Mage: I can't find it!
Celestial Mage: the horror!
Celestial Mage: =-O
xxxDingo12: ok
xxxDingo12: this conversation is 1 hour and 10 minutes old
xxxDingo12: wow
Celestial Mage: wow
Celestial Mage: that's almost as long as my attention span
xxxDingo12: wow that is a very long attention span
xxxDingo12: SPAM
xxxDingo12: sorry that was a little off topic
Celestial Mage: huh?
Celestial Mage: I don't get it
xxxDingo12: you shouldn't
Celestial Mage: does that mean I get my pie now?
xxxDingo12: its meant to be confusing
xxxDingo12: if you want pie, post in the Food Critics thread
xxxDingo12: which is located HERE
Celestial Mage: that this is still around?
xxxDingo12: yeah
xxxDingo12: Food Critics is the best thread at HC
xxxDingo12: if you don't kno wwhat you eat, you will surely get an appetite there
Celestial Mage: I know what I eat
Celestial Mage: I eat food
Celestial Mage: most of the time
xxxDingo12: yeah but is that food you eat
xxxDingo12: or is it Junk Food
xxxDingo12: or expensive Food
xxxDingo12: or just plain Food
Celestial Mage: just food
xxxDingo12: Yeah thats the way to go ;-)
Celestial Mage: what way
Celestial Mage: ?
xxxDingo12: so is there anything exciting in Maryland
Celestial Mage: we have crabs
xxxDingo12: oh really
Celestial Mage: well sorta
Celestial Mage: they kinda keep dying though
xxxDingo12: how sad
Celestial Mage: yeah
Celestial Mage: blue crabs are yummy
Celestial Mage: mmm...cheesy crab dip
Celestial Mage: mmmm...crabby cheesecake
xxxDingo12: I think I'm going to revive a thread that was created on June 1 2002 at 3:51 pm
Celestial Mage: sounds nice
xxxDingo12: REVIVED
xxxDingo12: I am doing HC a good deed by bringing all of these threads back
Celestial Mage: you think?
Celestial Mage: the return of the living dead
Celestial Mage: muahahahahaha!!!
xxxDingo12: yep
xxxDingo12: I thought I revived a good thread
xxxDingo12: it is called "HC world."
xxxDingo12: you haven't posted in it
xxxDingo12: nows your chance!
Celestial Mage: never heard of it
Celestial Mage: does it bite?
xxxDingo12: i dunno it was dead
xxxDingo12: but I ressurected it so I dunno
xxxDingo12: I Don't know what I've done!
xxxDingo12: aghhhh
Celestial Mage: I assume it doesn't because you said it was good
Celestial Mage: you don't?
Celestial Mage: I do
xxxDingo12: yes it was quite good
Celestial Mage: well then that's good
Celestial Mage: at least it's good
Celestial Mage: right?
xxxDingo12: :-\ maybe
Celestial Mage: there too much to read
Celestial Mage: I give up
Celestial Mage: oh wait...no
Celestial Mage: super spammer powers activate!
Celestial Mage: there, now I'm ready
xxxDingo12: Ok good
xxxDingo12: GO
xxxDingo12: Oh my
xxxDingo12: you have the keys
xxxDingo12: You have the Keys!
Celestial Mage: done
xxxDingo12: you have the keys to the MSHQ
Celestial Mage: I do?
Celestial Mage: I do?
xxxDingo12: yes
Celestial Mage: I do!
Celestial Mage: I do!
xxxDingo12: YES YOU DO
xxxDingo12: haha
xxxDingo12: think about this
xxxDingo12: if I post this on that one thread
xxxDingo12: somebody is actually going to read it
xxxDingo12: hahaha
Celestial Mage: post what on where on whositdonehow?
xxxDingo12: after they would read it they would think " wow i must be an idiot to read this entire conversation"
Celestial Mage: so where are you posting it?
xxxDingo12: AIM: Headless Blank

xxxDingo12: http://heroescommunity.com/viewthread.php3?TID=8500
xxxDingo12: yep
xxxDingo12: at the same time, I would be reviving the thread
Celestial Mage: oh
Celestial Mage: weren't there other conversations recorded by woock too?
Celestial Mage: maybe you should find them all and stick them all together
Celestial Mage: super whammy
xxxDingo12: i dunno
Celestial Mage: then everyone would be all confused and stuff
Celestial Mage: and they'd go crazy
Celestial Mage: and go woooooooooooo
xxxDingo12: that would require work
xxxDingo12: and i have a headache
xxxDingo12: I really do
xxxDingo12: its not a bad one
xxxDingo12: its just pissing me off
Celestial Mage: awww, that's terrible
Celestial Mage: :-(
xxxDingo12: i know
Celestial Mage: here, I'll send you some nice soup through email
Celestial Mage: it'll make you feel much better
xxxDingo12: AH HA
xxxDingo12: I've got a plan
xxxDingo12: I need to go outside to cure my pain!
Celestial Mage: but it's dangerous out there?
Celestial Mage: you don't know what it's like
xxxDingo12: i will go outside to put my snowboard into my vehicle
Celestial Mage: it's crazy!
Celestial Mage: it's like outside or something
xxxDingo12: but i've got a headache
Celestial Mage: what if a rabbid squirrel attacks you?
xxxDingo12: I will dial 911
Celestial Mage: outside?
xxxDingo12: ok im now going to go outside to put my snowboard in my car, if im not back in 10 minutes the rabbid squirrel got me!
Celestial Mage: ah alrighty
Celestial Mage: so if you're not back, I can have all your stuff right?

Auto response from Celestial Mage: I am going outside and facing the dangers

xxxDingo12: Im back now, Hey It rained outside!

Auto response from Celestial Mage: I'm watching a movie or something.

xxxDingo12: Im going to post this conversation now, Good Bye.

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tigerangelz
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posted November 30, 2003 03:18 AM

The daily pm I exchange with RMS is a lot better than either of your convo's, but I'm not sharing with ya'all...

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posted November 30, 2003 03:19 AM

Did you actually read all of that?



I doubt it, you can't handle it.
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posted November 30, 2003 03:26 AM

Naw.
Just the good parts.

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posted November 30, 2003 03:30 AM

Quote:
Naw.
Just the good parts.


Well that must be everything I said.  So I assume you got the part where I say
Quote:
xxxDingo12: after they would read it they would think " wow i must be an idiot to read this entire conversation"


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tigerangelz
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posted November 30, 2003 03:32 AM

Yeah.
Sure.

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-ing yummy foods
posted November 30, 2003 04:44 AM

Hey, who's that one xxxDingo12 dude?
What a weirdo...
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posted November 30, 2003 01:50 PM

You guys suck.
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tigerangelz
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posted November 30, 2003 02:41 PM

hehe..
Woockies mad cuz' we hijacked his thread!

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posted November 30, 2003 03:54 PM

Naw, I don't really mind
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tigerangelz
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posted November 30, 2003 05:50 PM

Then why did you say "you guys suck"?

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posted November 30, 2003 06:05 PM

Why it's because he's Mr. Woockardo. Seems reasonable enough to me. Don't you agree?
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posted November 30, 2003 06:17 PM

You're right, of course.

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