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LichKing
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posted February 21, 2004 10:42 AM |
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More invaluable info:
The largest freshwater fish in North America is unable to pull off a successful hold-up at the local 7-11 while wearing pantyhose stretched over its head in an attempt to disquise itself and then run fast enough to elude pursuing law enforcement officials who are bent upon capturing it and bringing it to justice in a court of law.
It's a FACT.
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doomnezeu
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posted February 23, 2004 10:51 AM |
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First, we have this:
Then, you get one of these:
Or you can get one of these:
So you can obtain this:
Then you ask nicely a chef to help you out, and can get this:
And, mixed with a little of this:
You will be feeling like this:
So, pigs make our life much easier by volunteerly donating their tasty meat to our stomach. Ergo, pigs should be killed and cooked. Q.E.D.
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Dingo
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posted February 24, 2004 02:15 AM |
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I competely agree with doomnezeu. Except I don't the a machine gun would do the job very good, i don't want bullets in my meat. Maybe a Chainsaw would be better? A bit more messy but quicker than a knife.
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Celfious
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posted February 24, 2004 02:24 AM |
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I get the feeling the fish is swimming from europe or california
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Dingo
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posted February 24, 2004 02:48 AM |
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Fugitive on the Run?
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Khaelo
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posted February 24, 2004 06:48 AM |
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Edited By: Khaelo on 24 Feb 2004
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The fugitive was last seen in this area:
Here's a profile, and a semi-official write-up .
The mug shot was taken when the suspect was in custody at Monterey Bay Aquarium (so good guess about California, Celfious  ).
It may be time for this thread to hit the Wastelands.
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doomnezeu
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posted February 24, 2004 09:29 AM |
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Quote:
I competely agree with doomnezeu. Except I don't the a machine gun would do the job very good, i don't want bullets in my meat. Maybe a Chainsaw would be better? A bit more messy but quicker than a knife.
You mean one of these?
It's not that expensive, either.
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Dingo
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posted February 25, 2004 01:25 AM |
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Quote:
It may be time for this thread to hit the Wastelands.
Ok well to make it offical...
*Clears Throat"
Shouldn't this be in the wastelands?
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doomnezeu
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posted February 25, 2004 02:48 PM |
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Ahem... let's continue, shall we?
This is a roasted pig. Yummy! Doesn't he look delicious?
And this is one with an apple in his mouth:
And this is useful, too:
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ouse
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posted February 25, 2004 03:00 PM |
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wow, this thread should have been closed a looong time ago... now its just getting sick.
its obvious that steak is so much better! 
but really i post to draw your attention to the third picture on the first page. i think theres something wrong with his eye.... now thats torture.
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Dingo
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posted February 25, 2004 03:17 PM |
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yeah doomnez, that pigs looks a little scary now.
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doomnezeu
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posted February 26, 2004 09:11 AM |
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yeah, but the apple is just so iresistable!!
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Lord_Woock
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posted February 26, 2004 10:16 AM |
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I like the instructions on Heinz LOL
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