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Dragon_Slayer
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Supreme Hero
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posted March 30, 2004 10:59 AM |
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I'm not exactly sure what the point was to change my poopie list to Spanish, then back to English but the result was a load of poop!
Ok students, now that you have memorised the poopie list... you better have memorised it... we are going on an excursion to the great poopie. You can all see what happens when a life times worth of different poopies get together! 
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted March 31, 2004 02:01 AM |
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Hey DS, do u suppose there's a poopie god? And if so, would u worship him so that your life isn't too sh**ty? lol
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Dragon_Slayer
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Supreme Hero
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posted November 07, 2005 06:59 AM |
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lol
ahhh great poopie memories here. Not much quality stuff lurking around anymore so might as well revive my stuff
Oh and yes i am implying my poop is quality!
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Russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted November 07, 2005 05:36 PM |
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VEGETARIAN POOPIE: Looks, smells and tastes just like the veggie burger.
and a variation of a clean poopie:
DIRTY POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing left on the toilet paper roll.
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Dragon_Slayer
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Supreme Hero
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posted November 08, 2005 01:26 PM |
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lol, nice ones russ!
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dvader
Adventuring Hero
Dark Lord of the Sith
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posted November 13, 2005 01:51 AM |
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Edited By: dvader on 12 Nov 2005
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Nut-cracker Poopie: A variation of the Spinal Tap Poopie, it makes your nuts contract inward, and makes them hurt like h***
Hershey's Squirt Poopie: Looks like a Hershey's bar was put in a blender and liquified
Quote:
VEGETARIAN POOPIE: Looks, smells and tastes just like the veggie burger.
and a variation of a clean poopie:
Are you saying you tasted your Poopie?
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"Wipe them out...
All of them."
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Russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted November 14, 2005 08:16 PM |
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Edited By: Russ on 14 Nov 2005
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Are you saying you tasted your Poopie?
No, but I've tasted the veggie burger once and well... to say the least I didn't like it. And you don't need a Ph.D. to know that going through a digestive tract doesn't improve the taste of a veggie burger 
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dvader
Adventuring Hero
Dark Lord of the Sith
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posted November 22, 2005 10:27 PM |
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Firearrhea: A variation of Hershey's Squirt that makes your bum feel like it's on fire.
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"Wipe them out...
All of them."
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pooelemental
Tavern Dweller
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posted November 24, 2005 11:28 PM |
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did anyone mention that a "Spinal Tap" can leave you limping for 15 minutes until you regain control of you legs and knees?
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Rage08
Famous Hero
Making it in the real world
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posted December 01, 2005 07:34 AM |
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Haha...
Your name is pooelemental... now you're stuck with that name... that's good stuff.
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TNT_Addict
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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted December 19, 2005 06:00 PM |
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I'm new here to the cummunity but thats for sure the best subject i have encountered so far. I can't figure out how have i lived before without knowing all kinds of poopies there are. Thanks DS for expanding my poopie knowledge.
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CoCoDemon
Adventuring Hero
The pirate of the Baltic sea
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posted December 20, 2005 09:24 PM |
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Hhehe thats suerly the best post in hc . DS u should be awarded qp 4 this and not one but 2 or more. Keep up with the good poopie work man .
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TNT_Addict
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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted February 11, 2006 03:54 PM |
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I just wonder if the world of the Heroes series is kinda a madieval age and therefore there is no plumbing no sewer no pipes and most definately no toilets...
So when a hero and his 20 dragon, 50 minotaurs, 500 troglodytes feel the sudden urge to poopie after a weeks travel where are they pooping at...?
Lets say 2 of the dragons ate something spoiled and just must poopie a lincoln log poopie on the battlefield, how can you be able to fight?
Or is there a 5th level spell called "Poopie removal"?
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Dragon_Slayer
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Supreme Hero
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posted February 16, 2006 02:21 PM |
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No i think its more of an attack. Poopie wave, or something along those lines.
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LordZXZX
Famous Hero
Overfished
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posted February 16, 2006 02:56 PM |
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Haven't u seen the spell Implosion? That's what happens to all the poops. Doesn't it look like poopie is being dumped on the enemies?
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Russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted February 16, 2006 08:55 PM |
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Quote:
Lets say 2 of the dragons ate something spoiled and just must poopie a lincoln log poopie on the battlefield, how can you be able to fight?
Or is there a 5th level spell called "Poopie removal"?
Nah, expert remove obstacle would do I think, because it IS an obstacle after all, am I right?
About implosion - yes, that's what I thought too when I saw the graphics. I think Pooplosion would be a more suitable name for this spell.
Actually, now I just thought of something interesting. Implosion (or Pooplosion) spell and Remove Obstacle spells must be connected in a way. When those lincoln log dragon droppings are removed with the Remove Obstacle, they must reappear again somewhere, according to the energy preservation law  . And this is how I think the Implosion (or Pooplosion spell must work).
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TNT_Addict
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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted February 16, 2006 09:05 PM |
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Nah, expert remove obstacle would do I think, because it IS an obstacle after all, am I right?
About implosion - yes, that's what I thought too when I saw the graphics. I think Pooplosion would be a more suitable name for this spell.
Actually, now I just thought of something interesting. Implosion (or Pooplosion) spell and Remove Obstacle spells must be connected in a way. When those lincoln log dragon droppings are removed with the Remove Obstacle, they must reappear again somewhere, according to the energy preservation law . And this is how I think the Implosion (or Pooplosion spell must work).
LOL!!! I just pooped my pants from all the laughter!
I imagined the poopie within the poor creatures just bursting out of them...
Horrible sight poopie everywhere!
After a several pooplosion casts your troops will need a shower bad!
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LordZXZX
Famous Hero
Overfished
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posted February 18, 2006 04:01 AM |
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The smell from Pooplosion is so bad it can even make gold dragons faint. Nevertheless, some heroes and creatures, particularly dwarves, are able to hold their breaths for long periods of time as so to not get affected by the poop. Thorgrim is the best and holding his breath.
Black dragons, having lived in caves with a disgusting sulfur stench, are not affected by the Pooplosion's Bad Smell.
And Magic Elementals aren't scared of Pooplosion because they have no nose.
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Russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted February 20, 2006 10:53 PM |
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And unicorns stink so bad that sometimes when a pooplosion in cast on someone right next to them, they won't even notice it.
Btw, now I understand why the war machines are immune to pooplosion! It all makes perfect sense!
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 09, 2012 09:48 PM |
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This thread is too awesome to be forgotten, so I'm reviving it.
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I think that DS forgot the
Radioactive Poopie! - you know it's coming out, you know it's in the toilet, but you also know that your *** is falling apart.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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