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gnomes2169
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Duke of the Glade
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posted September 10, 2012 04:35 AM |
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No... it really isn't... ew......
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artu
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My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted September 10, 2012 05:59 AM |
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The solution to wet poopie:
http://www.idealm1.com/Ideal_Bidet.php
Much much cleaner, this way you don't use the toilet paper to clean your ass, but to dry it.
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blizzardboy
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Nerf Herder
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posted September 10, 2012 06:06 AM |
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The solution to wet poopie is to apply a razor directly to your asscrack. The sticking problem is reduced to a bare minimum when there aren't thousands of hair follicles for it to get stuck on.
I can relate to every single type of poop in the OP, other than the Lincoln Logs poopie. The only time I fear the toilet won't flush properly is if I have a wet poopie and I end up sacrificing half of an oak tree's worth of toilet paper trying to purge my asscrack, but again, I no longer have that issue in the first place.
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Tsar-Ivor
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Scourge of God
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posted September 10, 2012 07:56 AM |
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That's brash thinking Blizz, and like saying the solution to the 'israel problem' is to nuke israel, Id est 'shave' 'em off.
No, you must wash the crap off with scented lotions, and water, hell I don't even use toilet paper anymore, water is FAR more effective than toilet paper, and I don't end up sanding off the tender skin, plus leaves me worry free, you know, might've missed a spot. 
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Sir_Stanil
Hired Hero
Yes, I'm an otaku... Live with it.
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posted September 10, 2012 01:46 PM |
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I have a question: Is the "corn poopie" like the little balls?
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 10, 2012 01:50 PM |
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Ok, that's a weird question... 
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Galileo
Known Hero
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posted September 15, 2012 08:50 AM |
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Quote:
I have a question: Is the "corn poopie" like the little balls?
I think that's the one you can put in microwawe and then you get poop corn. 
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