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Thread: The Ultimate Male's Guide To Overcoming Cybergeekdom This thread is 31 pages long: 1 10 ... 16 17 18 19 20 ... 30 31 · «PREV / NEXT»
gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted November 07, 2004 03:16 PM

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MmmVaseline speculated:
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Oh, so you're that drunk out in the street... or is it TUM? That would explain why he isn't here.
Actually, I am quite busy preparing for my upcoming escort opportunity.  However, my clients have yet to be decided.  You see, I will be providing escort service for the daughters of the next President of the United States.  

No offense to John Kerry and his tall, blonde daughter Alexandra, but The Ultimate Male is hoping to spend that evening with the drunk-and-disorderly Bush Twins, Jenna and Barbara.  Those two party girls have been very, very naughty, and who better to provide them the discipine and direction that they so justly deserve then Yours Truly.  Besides, if given the option, The Ultimate Male would obviously choose Bush.

Beloved CyberGeeks, I hope that you have all been busy studying and applying my techniques.  Until my escort service and modeling shoots slow down, please try to do something more constructive than perfecting the five-knuckle shuffle, and remember...  


TUM, you poor incompetent young man. If I were you, I'd be liking the BUSH twins for more of what their last name could imply, than what they drink and do that makes them naughty!
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Khaelo
Khaelo


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posted November 08, 2004 11:23 PM

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Actually, I am quite busy preparing for my upcoming escort opportunity.  However, my clients have yet to be decided.  You see, I will be providing escort service for the daughters of the next President of the United States.  

No offense to John Kerry and his tall, blonde daughter Alexandra, but The Ultimate Male is hoping to spend that evening with the drunk-and-disorderly Bush Twins, Jenna and Barbara.  Those two party girls have been very, very naughty, and who better to provide them the discipine and direction that they so justly deserve then Yours Truly.  Besides, if given the option, The Ultimate Male would obviously choose Bush.

Hmm.  Good thing that Bush is in the President slot rather than Cheney.  Otherwise, it could have been a dull job for Mr. Male...
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TheUltimateMale


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posted December 02, 2004 04:30 AM
Edited By: TheUltimateMale on 2 Dec 2004

Congratulations, Karim26!

Karim26 testified:
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Hello DEar Community,

It is with mixed emotions that I here-by announce my resignation from ToH.

I have come to realize over the years how this game has affected my life because of its addictive traits. Affecting my health, my relationships with others, and being stuck in a closet playing many hours per day:

What started out to be so much fun, end up in an addiction.

I will miss many people here who taught me the game to , I would say, near perfection. Namely, people like Zud, former clan leaders Insatiable and Teacher for giving me a chance to play this software with the best of the best. I will miss as well the small talks in the Zone and GS.

Online gaming is fun, but it is only when you start looking around you at what is really happening.....is it normal to spend half your life on a computer? Is it normal to choose the computer over your spouse?

I'm not saying that online gaming is bad, but what is hindering is the addictive behaviour it induces. ANd usually gaming addictions are a sign of boredem or depression.

If you think you are in this pattern and would like to get out of it once and for all, there is help on the way, because believe me, this is herder to do than to quit smoking. All I did was to go on google and type: gaming addictions, and I read the articles there, and reading those articles has made me realize many things.

If anyone here would like to write to me , I would be more than happy to reply.

Farewell gaming community, and enjoy the responsible gaming.

email: happysunny27@hotmail.com

Karim26


Dear Kareem33,

Congratulations on once again finding reality!  

Your diploma is ready for pick-up at The Ultimate Male's Graduate Office.  My hot, little receptionist, Jhae-Lo, and my sexy, sweet Assistant, SleezeFaker, will have everything ready for you once you arrive.  Please make sure that you turn in your CyberGeek Attire (i.e. Halo2 T-Shirt, RainbowSix Night Vision Goggles, Lara Croft Costume, etc.) and pay all outstanding parking tickets before you leave.

Welcome back to the real word!

Sincerely,

The Ultimate Male

Karim26's Testimony Thread: http://heroescommunity.com/viewthread.php3?TID=13777


The rest of you CyberFrootLoops should take a lesson from Karin26/F/UK.  It sounds like she really found out what life is all about.  Just because I am right, CyberDoubters, remember...
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Dingo
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posted December 02, 2004 05:39 AM

Yeah Karin!  Good Job!  You Go Girl!
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted December 03, 2004 12:38 AM
Edited By: Asmodean on 3 Dec 2004

Another cybergeek lost to TUM... what is the world coming to? IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, TUM!!!!!!!

(Also, TUG makes cybergeekness look like drool. Again, I claim no affilation to TUG.)


CYBERGEEKS ARE THE FUTURE OF OUR NATION!

Again, TUM, if you read this, you are a cybergeek. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Sit down, grab a Coke, turn on the computer, and start playing Homm along the rest of us.
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Dingo
Dingo


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God of Dark SPAM
posted December 03, 2004 05:47 AM

Don't listen to Mvass's Advice!  It's Evil!
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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted December 03, 2004 10:39 AM

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Another cybergeek lost to TUM... what is the world coming to? IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, TUM!!!!!!!

(Also, TUG makes cybergeekness look like drool. Again, I claim no affilation to TUG.)


CYBERGEEKS ARE THE FUTURE OF OUR NATION!

Again, TUM, if you read this, you are a cybergeek. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Sit down, grab a Coke, turn on the computer, and start playing Homm along the rest of us.


Hey Slick, in case you may not know this, but if he IS reading this, I'll bet his computer's already on And coke is junk too, only cybergeeks drink coke. Anything else is better, especially the extremely high alcoholic beverages! So go grab a beer, watch some football, and put some hair on a place other than your scalp and be freed from your geeky existance. Ya never know, you may like the new lifestyle.
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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Undefeatable Hero
posted December 21, 2004 12:51 AM

Sure, sure, let's all listen to the studs...


n-o-t! (that spells "not", if you studs can't spell.)

Just follow me to your salvation...
and my PC.
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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted December 21, 2004 09:48 AM

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Just follow me to your salvation...
and my PC.

Trogdor's advice:

SCREW YOU MVsnow!!
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gorman
gorman


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posted December 21, 2004 09:57 AM

What do you mean studs? I'm the only stud in this place! Get it right Mvass! Jeeze!
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case

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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted December 21, 2004 10:13 AM

You are not a stud snowman
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted December 21, 2004 02:05 PM

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You are not a stud snowman


When I said "studs", I meant "studs and self-appointed studs".
So Doorman and TheUltimateFail count.
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Shai-Hulud
Shai-Hulud


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posted December 22, 2004 05:06 PM
Edited By: Shai-Hulud on 22 Dec 2004

Well,well.. I leave you babies a couple of months and look were you are.... mhhh... First of all, let's say.. in the past months I've been practising some of my charming methods and they seem to get better and better all the way

In the meantime, while you guys have been sitting here and asking yourself if you should go and try to... resist the cold outside, I've been having quality time with some beautifull ladies .. Also I've been practising my drinking performance.. till I got to 500ml of vodka and 2 black beers ... Can you beat my score... Now that the Cristhmas is approaching, my kindness is overwhelming and thought at my old frineds back here and said to myself: " Those poor guys! I think they feel so lonely now .. Everybody has some fun with their grils and they are all alone.. Maybe somebody has to try to help them!" .. So here I am...
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Asmodean
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posted December 22, 2004 07:17 PM

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till I got to 500ml of vodka and 2 black beers ... Can you beat my score.....


I could have beat it when I was 14.
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TheUltimateMale


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posted December 22, 2004 09:34 PM
Edited By: TheUltimateMale on 22 Dec 2004

Stop Now Or Else You Will Go Blind !!!

Asmodean wrote:
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I could have beat it when I was 14.
Dear Spasmodean,

Please stop beating it.  It is not healthy, especially if you have been doing it since you were 14.  Perhaps you should try to give up beating it as your New Year's resolution.

Sincerely,

~ TUM

p.s. - Keep in mind, CyberWankers, nobody likes a guy with hairy palms, and remember...
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Trogdor
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posted December 23, 2004 10:49 AM

*looks at his palms*

They are not hairy.
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
posted December 23, 2004 03:22 PM

Grass doesn't grow on highways
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Shai-Hulud
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posted December 24, 2004 01:48 AM
Edited By: Shai-Hulud on 23 Dec 2004

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till I got to 500ml of vodka and 2 black beers ... Can you beat my score.....


I could have beat it when I was 14.


Take a walk boy .. I'm really not intersted if you can get more alcholic than me.. I met persons who get drunk just after one beer.. Why? Beacuse that have a lack of calcium.. One's got a stronger body than the other. And as for my body( that would be kinda very weak) 500 ml of vodka and 1 beer is enough to get me down.. And the ultimate fact in this getting drunk stuff.. is not the "let's see how much time it takes to get into alcholic coma", is just a like to be drunk and have my head in a gril arms with the beer in one hand and just dream..

p.s. no cruel intentions, no referring to each one's orientation, just I what I like.. none of my relationships with a girl lasted more then 3 hours.. that would mean the time I was drunk.Why? In another story.. maybe..

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*looks at his palms*
They are not hairy.


Is it that bad Trogdor?!? It is necessary that someone tells you to watch out for something?!?

p.s.s. (just for Trogdor): Nobody likes someone with his ears big as an A4 paper.
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greek_god_su...
greek_god_superman


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posted December 24, 2004 07:46 PM

Okay, sorry for sticking in your text, but you said that
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I'm really not intersted if you can get more alcholic than me


Then why did you ask:
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Can you beat my score.....
..?

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Trogdor
Trogdor


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Words in a custom title
posted December 26, 2004 12:30 PM

Dear TUM

Is it okay to drink Jamaican rum with cola? People have been calling it a girls drink.

From your fan

Trogdor.
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