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Dragon_Slayer
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Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 19, 2004 09:54 AM |
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Or D) Mvass is the biggest Foo i have ever seen. Just get over the fact that is is clearly NOT The Gootch.
Seems as though TUM has abandoned the cyber geeks that are reliant on his cyber dribble. Shame on you TUM, you are no longer welcome at my help semminar!
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pandora
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Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted September 30, 2004 07:04 PM |
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i found it on page 3! *gasp*
is there no hope left for the cybergeeks?
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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DoddTheSlayer
Promising
Famous Hero
Banned from opening threads
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posted September 30, 2004 08:30 PM |
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Hi Ultimate
I think that i have just found a particularly entrenched strain ok cybergeek that you may not be able to help.
You have addressed this Lord_Kook before, but i have noticed that this particular strain has resorted to singning his posts with the name of one of his threads.
No longer content with being the communities ultimate cybergeek he is now trying recruit fellow cybergeeks.
I think this case may be beyond even you Ultimate.
Your thoughts please.
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Retaliation is for the foolish. Silence is wisdom
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 30, 2004 09:42 PM |
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Quote:
is there no hope left for the cybergeeks?
The less active this thread is, the more hope for the Cybergeeks.
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Eccentric Opinion
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TheUltimateM...
Promising
Known Hero
Male Escort
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posted September 30, 2004 10:00 PM |
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Away Message: The Ultimate Male Is Currently On Vacation
Dodd The Slayer wrote:Quote:
Hi Ultimate
I think that i have just found a particularly entrenched strain ok cybergeek that you may not be able to help.
You have addressed this Lord_Kook before, but i have noticed that this particular strain has resorted to singning his posts with the name of one of his threads.
No longer content with being the communities ultimate cybergeek he is now trying recruit fellow cybergeeks.
I think this case may be beyond even you Ultimate.
Your thoughts please.
Dear Slay The Doodler,
Thank you for expressing your interest in overcoming your CyberGeekdom.
Unfortunately, The Ultimate Male is currently on vacation in Aruba with Maria, Eva, and Consuela, most likely tanning his bronze body. The Ultimate Male regrets that he is currently unable to assist you with your situation. The Ultimate Male should return on October 7, 2004. Until The Ultimate Male returns, please continue to practice and apply his proven techniques which are guaranteed to help you begin finding your way back to reality.
Once again, thank you for your time. The Ultimate Male is looking forward to assisting you upon his return.
Sincerely,
~TUM
Until then...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted September 30, 2004 11:13 PM |
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And it took you two edits to spell "and" right? If you become an english teacher, I'll go hang myself 
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted October 01, 2004 08:53 AM |
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Dear The Ultimate Anti-Cybergeek
Do you think the film industry has been taken over by cybergeeks? Do you switch back and forth to see something that some nobody foreigners created?
Until next time,
Your follower,
Trogdor the Burninator
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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ACC
Adventuring Hero
Enemy of the Efreet
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posted October 01, 2004 09:14 AM |
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And it took you two edits to spell "and" right? If you become an english teacher, I'll go hang myself
I guess the self-proclaimed "Ultimate Male" got through school on athletic merits, if at all.
It seems that all of those UV rays are getting to his head.
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"If you fight a battle and you flee,
Another day you'll live to see,
but if you gain the victory,
a mighty hero you shall be."
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted October 01, 2004 02:04 PM |
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted October 01, 2004 04:11 PM |
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Because that'd be like you posting as Deimos.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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ACC
Adventuring Hero
Enemy of the Efreet
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posted October 01, 2004 07:02 PM |
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Shadow's the name I usually roleplay with...this is my more laid back counterpart.
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Korejora
Promising
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posted October 01, 2004 11:04 PM |
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TUM, you fail at life. You didn't even try to help me.
Does anyone ELSE know how to take care of a geek infestation?
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That's the best part. 
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted October 03, 2004 04:35 PM |
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Power outages?
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Knowledge is power...
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Korejora
Promising
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posted October 03, 2004 10:33 PM |
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That would work. It's too bad I can't cause a power outage.
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That's the best part.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted October 04, 2004 03:41 AM |
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Hmm, taking care of a geek infestation is like trying to find a needle in a haystack. Relatively impossible since probably everyone in the world has something geekish about them. Some may in fact be much more noticable than other's, but it is still there no matter how one tries to hide it. I suppose if you want to be rid of all geek's, than you might as well find a secluded island out in the middle of nowhere and live there for the rest of your natural life. Oh yeah, be sure you don't have any items that can reflect as well.
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted October 04, 2004 03:57 AM |
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First and foremost, there is something that you all must come to accept before reading any further. That which you must come to accept is the following:
If you have found your way to this corner of the Internet and you are reading this post, then you are a indeed a CYBERGEEK.
Now, some of you will try to convince yourselves otherwise, but that is expected, since denial is a the most prevalent indicator of the disease that currently afflicts you. Alas, my little keyboard commandos, there is still help for you, as The Ultimate Male is going to provide you a pathway for leaving your pathetic worlds of Cybergeekdom in hopes of rejoining the rest of civilization in what many people like to refer to as reality.
Korejora, you are a CYBERGEEK yourself.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Korejora
Promising
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posted October 04, 2004 04:17 AM |
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Quote:
Hmm, taking care of a geek infestation is like trying to find a needle in a haystack. Relatively impossible since probably everyone in the world has something geekish about them. Some may in fact be much more noticable than other's, but it is still there no matter how one tries to hide it. I suppose if you want to be rid of all geek's, than you might as well find a secluded island out in the middle of nowhere and live there for the rest of your natural life. Oh yeah, be sure you don't have any items that can reflect as well.
No, no, see the problem is that I have some geeks in my house that keep using my computer. At least I classify them as geeks because they are on the computer for at least 6 hours every day. Which is the problem; hence I need to take care of a geek infestation.
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That's the best part.
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ACC
Adventuring Hero
Enemy of the Efreet
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posted October 04, 2004 04:22 AM |
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Well, for starters, try locking your door and pretending you aren't there.
Now if this is a persistent geek, and that doesn't work, then I suggest pointing him/her to the nearest internet cafe.
If that fails, just be honest and tell him/her to go away.
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"If you fight a battle and you flee,
Another day you'll live to see,
but if you gain the victory,
a mighty hero you shall be."
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Korejora
Promising
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posted October 04, 2004 05:00 AM |
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I live in a hamlet. We don't have internet cafés.
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That's the best part.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted October 04, 2004 05:47 AM |
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Uhm, Kore, I hate to say it but I often have seen you online when I come on at about 4 pm and come back online about 10....r u sure you're not refering to yourself?
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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