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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: The Ultimate Male's Guide To Overcoming Cybergeekdom
Thread: The Ultimate Male's Guide To Overcoming Cybergeekdom This thread is 31 pages long: 1 ... 7 8 9 10 11 ... 20 30 31 · «PREV / NEXT»
gorman
gorman


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posted July 25, 2004 09:47 AM

Hey, you just said that he typed the whole thing out...so go cyber someone else's nerd. Dingo would be a good companion for that!
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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posted July 25, 2004 10:04 AM

BS?? What could that possibly mean? Bragon Slayer? Bob Slayer? Bilbo Soiled-pants? I'm not sure...
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Lord_Woock
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posted July 25, 2004 02:26 PM

Maybe Britney Spears?
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted July 25, 2004 02:35 PM

Hahahaha, nice one Woock!

I hope all you nerds are not paying for this help session!
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mvassilev
mvassilev


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posted July 25, 2004 03:09 PM

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Hahahaha, nice one Woock!

I hope all you nerds are not paying for this help session!


More like a hurt session, this is.
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gorman
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posted July 25, 2004 04:22 PM

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More like a hurt session, this is.


It this hurts your feelings than you're taking this WAY too personal
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mvassilev
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posted July 25, 2004 04:36 PM

It doesn't hurt my feelings at all, Gorman. I'm surprised you take this seriously. I have been treating this thread as a joke all along, except for my dare.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted July 25, 2004 06:54 PM

funny, i would say this thread has treated you like a joke all along instead

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mvassilev
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posted July 25, 2004 07:23 PM

Who cares?
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Peacemaker
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posted July 25, 2004 08:29 PM

-- oops

How could I have overlooked my own report card?

Okay TUM.  I submit that just one good warm oil full-body massage from you would cure me of all my cybergeek ills... and you of yours as well.


OOOOh...  AHHHH...  Yeah, right there... now, a little lower....


MMMMMMM... That's perfect...
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gorman
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posted July 25, 2004 08:31 PM

How LOW can ya go?!
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Shai-Hulud
Shai-Hulud


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posted July 25, 2004 08:56 PM

Till... till you reach the bottom.... of the situation. and the girl slaps you...
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Sir_Stiven
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posted July 25, 2004 09:13 PM

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Till... till you reach the bottom.... of the situation. and the girl slaps you...

really?

each time i go down there i get a nice smile and an excited look

but well, everyone is different

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Asmodean
Asmodean


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posted July 25, 2004 09:16 PM

It doesn't matter what expression you've painted on your blow-up doll Sir_Stiven.

You gotta try it with a real woman if you wanna brag
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Shai-Hulud
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Sicomor
posted July 25, 2004 09:29 PM

Quote:
Quote:
Till... till you reach the bottom.... of the situation. and the girl slaps you...

really?

each time i go down there i get a nice smile and an excited look

but well, everyone is different


Well... depends from whom you get that smile... maybe a cow.. or a sheep
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Sir_Stiven
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posted July 25, 2004 09:53 PM

lol

you tossers has so much to learn

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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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posted July 25, 2004 10:28 PM

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lol

you tossers has so much to learn


Yeah like how to conjugate verbs.
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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


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paid in Coin and Cleavage
posted July 25, 2004 11:01 PM

hmmm...

now... i would post i want to join the whole oil massage thing with Peacemaker but that would be admitting i want to join something that is nothing but a few lines in a message board... on the other hand, peacemaker would be worth it and i just admitted it anyway ...in short, i am doomed ...that said, i think i deserve some more minuses for using linux and converting my gf to it...


and just for the record, cybergeeks are geeks wannabes
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Khaelo
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posted July 26, 2004 01:14 AM

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Okay TUM.  I submit that just one good warm oil full-body massage from you would cure me of all my cybergeek ills... and you of yours as well.


OOOOh...  AHHHH...  Yeah, right there... now, a little lower....


MMMMMMM... That's perfect...

Hmm.  Just out of purely hypothetical curiosity...how many PIMP points would it be worth if one were, say, actually trained in full body therapeutic massage?  
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disguised as a responsible adult

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Asmodean
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posted July 26, 2004 01:19 AM

Well when you put it like that, probably 0, at most 1.
However, if you said you were trained in relaxing, sensual massage?
Probably enough points to make even Mvass look cool
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