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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 13, 2004 05:18 PM |
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The Placenta Tavern
Here are the rules for the Placenta Tavern. First you must talk in a language called n00bonics. If you don't use the language then everyone must stand on their heads and say "Spaghetti" until you either apologize by saying "Ghetto Booty" and post using the language or leave the Tavern. Now here are the words you must use. These are random words and phrases that replace common words and phrases. If you wish to add new words, you can nominate new ones and it will be put to a vote. It must be unanimous or nearly unanimous.
Dictionary:
Douchebag = LOL
DB = Douchebag
DBDBDBDBDBDB = LMAO
Fava Beans = Hello
FB = Fava Beans
Jelly = Goodbye
Bugger Now? = What's Up?
Butch Husky = Not Much
Toasty = No Problem
Placenta = Cool
Supersize It = Yes
Hoohah = No
Speghetti = Traitor
Ghetto Booty = Sorry
Get Naked = Be Right Back
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Medusa
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Yeah, right
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posted July 13, 2004 05:56 PM |
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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 13, 2004 06:42 PM |
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Butch Husky, Medusa. I take it you are doing good as well. But we need to get some placenta conversations going in here. Just as long as the discussion doesn't go into those non-placenta jokes about pink thongs, douchebag. So other than that I got no toasties with what we talk about. I just think it should be placenta. That's all that matter. Just placenta.
Oh I added a menu. Here's what we have.
Uber-Placenta Beer (I used Uber-placenta instead of cold.  )
Pasta and Meatballs (Make sure you don't say speghetti and meatballs otherwise you'll be saying Traitor & Meatballs, which clearly is bad grammar, which is definitely hoohah placenta)
Confused Cow Patties (When ordering a hamburger just say "moooooo" and you'll get a free side order of "herpes")
Herpes (French Fries)
Carbonated & Sweetened Piss (piss = soda. Comes in 5 varieties; greenish piss, clear piss, gold piss w/ extra bubbles, dark piss, and diet dark piss)
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Dingo
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posted July 13, 2004 06:52 PM |
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Fava Beans
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Valick_Blood
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posted July 13, 2004 06:58 PM |
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This topic is Ghetto Booty...
†Valick†
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Dingo
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posted July 13, 2004 07:00 PM |
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Hoohah
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barbarian
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posted July 13, 2004 07:10 PM |
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fava beens
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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 13, 2004 07:17 PM |
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Quote:
This topic is Ghetto Booty...
†Valick†
That's bad grammar. This topic is sorry? That makes no sense. SPEGHETTI!
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viking
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posted July 13, 2004 07:47 PM |
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placenta tavern
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barbarian
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posted July 13, 2004 08:14 PM |
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FB viking Bugger now ?
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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 13, 2004 10:11 PM |
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So I still need some placenta waiters and waitresses. But for now I will take your orders. Would anyone like some nice herpes or ice cold piss?
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Asmodean
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posted July 14, 2004 12:41 AM |
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Fava Beans Placenta People!!
Supersize it RSF!
I'll take some piss with extra bubbles 
Placenta place you got here.
I guess I'm up for a little waitering if you're hiring staff.
But I gotta warn ya, I'm taking hoohah crap from no spaghettis.
But if we all get along there'll be toasties 
Douchebag, this is so placenta!!
Edit: Be right back = Get naked. You forgot that one RSF. I like the new ones too
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barbarian
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posted July 14, 2004 12:46 AM |
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supersize it it is , hmm if your the barkeeper i want to adition to the piano playr  , and i can as i play piano , so hope RSF can accept me we will have a placenta time i'm sure.
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Vadskye91
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Back again
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posted July 14, 2004 01:02 AM |
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You gave away the secret meanings!
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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
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posted July 14, 2004 01:35 AM |
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Hoohah
We decided to enrich the Heroes Community with our placenta vibes.
Plus it was getting boring with only four of us knowing what the hell was going on
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viking
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posted July 14, 2004 02:09 AM |
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Quote:
FB viking Bugger now ?
butch husky.
you?
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barbarian
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posted July 14, 2004 07:48 AM |
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butch husky 2
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Medusa
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Yeah, right
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posted July 14, 2004 09:41 AM |
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Edited By: Medusa on 14 Jul 2004
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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 14, 2004 09:53 AM |
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Supersize it. One order of herpes coming right up, Medusa.
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Medusa
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Yeah, right
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posted July 14, 2004 10:06 AM |
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