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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Top ten way to annoy your Chemistry teacher
Thread: Top ten way to annoy your Chemistry teacher
The_happy_Lo...
The_happy_Lobster


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lord of things pinchy
posted September 01, 2004 03:20 AM

Top ten way to annoy your Chemistry teacher

Your friendly neighborhood Lobster is here with another list.

This list is based off an actual contract that my teacher had me sign for class.

1. Throw glass beakers at each other.
2. Try to suck gas out of the valve with your mouth.
3. Use pipets to shoot powerful acids at each other.
4. Melt your pen on the bunsen burners.
5. Drink the stuff that you are experimenting with.
6. Try to use pipets as eye-droppers.
7. Pour Chemicals together at random.
8. Ask the teacher what you should do if you started a chemical reaction on your arm and it's peeling the skin off.
9. Drop your gum in the experiment.
10. Try to weigh your text book on the max 100g scales.

Just thought you wpuld enjoy!!
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Asmodean
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posted September 01, 2004 09:14 AM

Quote:
This list is based off an actual contract that my teacher had me sign for class.

Drink the stuff that you are experimenting with.


So you drunk the stuff eh? What was it? Was this when you decised you were a lobster?
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FireSpirit
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posted September 01, 2004 08:31 PM

Nice ways to annoy, really... I could try the number 8.

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The_happy_Lo...
The_happy_Lobster


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lord of things pinchy
posted September 01, 2004 11:14 PM

For the record this wasn't a contract that only I had to sign. It's standard.
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Dingo
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posted September 02, 2004 03:48 AM

Well I did this one a few days ago and the teacher got angry.

Play Hockey with Dry Ice.  It's actually really fun since that stuff just slides so fast.
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Trogdor
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posted September 02, 2004 10:07 AM

LMAO!

How I hate chemistry.
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THE_HAPPY_LO...
THE_HAPPY_LOBSTER


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posted September 02, 2004 11:17 PM

Chemistry is okay as long as you are not burning yourself with chemicals.
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this_other_guy
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posted September 03, 2004 12:46 PM

Lol... Chemistry is fun
I once dropped my friend's sandwich in a tub of liquid nitrogen, and it kinda shattered when i tried to take it out.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted September 03, 2004 12:49 PM

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Lol... Chemistry is fun
I once dropped my friend's sandwich in a tub of liquid nitrogen, and it kinda shattered when i tried to take it out.


haha.. i had to do a project on liquid nitrogen and i froze stuff like bananas for fun
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The_happy_Lo...
The_happy_Lobster


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lord of things pinchy
posted September 04, 2004 07:22 PM

please tell me you didn't try to eat the sandwich later.
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drlucifer
drlucifer


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posted September 04, 2004 09:17 PM


One could also ask the chem teacher to sign a petition banning "Dihydrogen Monoxide".
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