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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: 10 reasons why a man can't stand a chance
Thread: 10 reasons why a man can't stand a chance
Shai-Hulud
Shai-Hulud


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posted September 04, 2004 12:15 AM
Edited By: Shai-Hulud on 3 Sep 2004

10 reasons why a man can't stand a chance

Here we go...

1.If you take decisions without consulting her, you're a  misogynist. If she takes decisions without consulting you, she is an emancipated woman.
2.If you work to much, you're neglecting her. If you're not working, you're useless.
3.If she has a boring and bad paid job, she is beeing exploited. If you have a boring and bad paid job, you should search for another one.
4.If you are beeing promoted before her, women are beeing marginalized. If she is beeing promoted before you, women and men have equal rights.
5.If you tell her she looks good, that's sexual attack. If you don't tell her, you are beeing indifferent.
6.If you ask here to do something she doesn't likes, you are trying to dominate her. If she asks you to do something you don't like, it's a favor, that isn't nice to refuse.
7.If you are trying to look good, problaby you already have someone else.If not, you beeing neglectent.
8.If you are bringing her flowers, you are up to something. If you don't you are beeing ungratefully
9.If you're proud of your acheivements, your an egoist.If not, you have a total lack of ambition.
10.If she has a headache, she needs some rest. If you have a headache, you don't loe her anymore.

Reading this, I come to the conclusion that in most the time what they say is absolutely right... Even if this is just for fun, I can say women do act like that!
I wrote can't stand insteand of doesn't only  beacuse it's true!!! Doesn't could give the meaning that he has his weakness, but can't means IMPOSSIBLE!!!

P.S. For those who know romanian http://www.resursadefun.ro/Pagina_cu_povestiri_1.htm  For those who don't, sorry... Maybe I'll try to translate some more stuff.. They are absolutely good!!!

P.S.S. I'm expecting women explanation here.
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frostwolf
frostwolf


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livin' in a bottle of vodka
posted September 04, 2004 01:55 AM

It is a cruel world that we live in my friend. But there is still hope: I think we all know the 10 reasons why beer is better than women.
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BoogieMan
BoogieMan


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The John of Spades
posted September 04, 2004 04:58 PM
Edited By: BoogieMan on 4 Sep 2004

another one
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