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RedSoxFan3
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posted October 04, 2004 08:57 AM |
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Let's Make Up a Language and then Teach it to out Younger Syblings
The next time you see your little brother them him this...
You: "Hey buddy. Guess what."
Little Brother: "What?"
You: "I just found out about this new language and all the cool kids are using it. Wanna learn it?"
LB: "Yeah! Teach me! Teach me!"
You: "Okay first we are going to have to learn some vocabulary."
LB: "You mean like when we learn new words at school?"
You: "Yeah like that. Okay so here's the first catch phrase... Squeeze your jugs. Can you say that?"
LB: "Squeeze your jugs."
You: "Good. Okay what that means is... have a cookie. So when you go to the lunch lady tomorrow and when you ask her for another cookie. Instead of saying, Can I have another cookie? you should say..."
LB: "Can I squeeze your jugs?"
You: "Precisely. You're such a quick learner."
LB: "Can I squeeze your jugs?"
You: "Oh I see. You want another cookie. Yeah I'll get you a bunch of cookies."
LB: "YAY!"
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted October 04, 2004 10:00 AM |
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Lord_Woock
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posted October 04, 2004 01:50 PM |
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My bro will be 19 this year, so I ain't gonna try it out 
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RedSoxFan3
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posted October 04, 2004 03:22 PM |
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You: "How was your day today?"
LB: "I was sent to the principal's office."
You: "The lunch lady must not have been familiar with the new cool language."
LB: "She's mean and smells like catfood."
You: "I'm sure she does. Maybe we should try something different. Okay... here's a good one... Dump 'em out That means Good Morning. Say that to your teacher tomorrow."
LB: "Okay. Can I squeeze your jugs?"
You: "I don't know if we have anymore."
LB: "Darn it."
You: "I'll go look. I'll be right back."
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Trogdor
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posted October 05, 2004 02:00 PM |
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It gave me an idea.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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THE_HAPPY_LO...
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posted October 05, 2004 11:40 PM |
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Then of course your mom walks in and gets very confused as to why your little bro is asking if he can squeeze your jugs.
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Why am I happy? Because I am not being served with butter.
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Asmodean
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posted October 09, 2004 05:10 AM |
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Thread cleaned of yucky SPAM.
 Don't let it happen again!!
I just love giving penalties muahahaha!!
It could be YOU next
*this post will be deleted in a few days - take the warning*
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