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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: how to tell if you're evil
Thread: how to tell if you're evil
THE_HAPPY_LO...
THE_HAPPY_LOBSTER


Adventuring Hero
lord of things pinchy
posted October 06, 2004 05:03 AM

how to tell if you're evil

I was thinking that maybe the reason that evil people are evil is because they don't know that they are. So I decided to compile a guide on how to tell if you are evil.

* If you live in a cave, dungeon, dark cellar, or a tall dark gloomy castle where the town below fears your comming you are evil.

* If you do or ever have posessed someones soul, you are evil

* If you have ever met Satan you are evil

* If you have ever talked to Satan you are evil

* If you are Satan you are evil.

* If you think you are more than one person you are evil

* If you have a very low voice which strikes fear into the hearts of men (ex: Darth Vader) you are evil

* If you take your date to a beheading rather than a movie you are evil.

* If small children cry when they see you, you are evil

* If your last name is lord of (darkness; hate; hell; etc.) you are evil.

If any of these apply to you please do something about it, thank you.
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stargazer
stargazer


Famous Hero
hero of order and life
posted October 06, 2004 05:06 AM

damn i fit none but i feel evil hold on be right back.

(mom am i evil?)
mom(why no your not evil your always good!)
pause thinks
*slap* just slaps his mom
How bout now am i evil?!
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THE_HAPPY_LO...
THE_HAPPY_LOBSTER


Adventuring Hero
lord of things pinchy
posted October 06, 2004 05:11 AM

* If you slap or kill your parents, you are most likely evil.
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Dingo
Dingo


Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
posted October 06, 2004 05:43 AM

Or have no manners...
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Korejora
Korejora

Promising

posted October 06, 2004 05:58 AM

Quote:
* If small children cry when they see you, you are evil
That applies to me so I guess I'm evil.
Quote:
If any of these apply to you please do something about it, thank you.
I'm not sure what to do about it, can you give me any suggestions?
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That's the best part.

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted October 06, 2004 12:46 PM

What if you think you have two heads?
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ratmonky
ratmonky


Famous Hero
Abu Hur Ibn Rashka
posted October 06, 2004 05:49 PM

Quote:

* If you think you are more than one person you are evil


oh, really. then i guess i'm thrice evil

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Vadskye91
Vadskye91


Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
posted October 06, 2004 07:23 PM

How about...

*If your actions have ever led to a person's      , you are evil.

*If you have ever let a virus loose on the Web, you are evil.

*If you ever hacked a site, you have l33t skillz!
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THE_HAPPY_LO...
THE_HAPPY_LOBSTER


Adventuring Hero
lord of things pinchy
posted October 06, 2004 10:59 PM

Quote:
    quote:* If small children cry when they see you, you are evil

That applies to me so I guess I'm evil.

   quote:If any of these apply to you please do something about it, thank you.

I'm not sure what to do about it, can you give me any suggestions?


Maybe you shouldn't leave your dugeon.
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Svarog
Svarog


Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
posted October 07, 2004 01:14 AM

If you write openly how much this thread sucks, you're evil.
Anyone feeling evil lately?
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