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Asmodean
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posted March 05, 2005 09:59 PM |
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I should be Guildmaster!!
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guitarguy
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Rockoon.
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posted March 05, 2005 10:47 PM |
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I should be Guildmaster!!
Sober as ever, I guess that makes me the designated driver. 
-guitarguy
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pandora
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posted March 05, 2005 11:12 PM |
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I should be Guildmaster!!
I'll second that motion!
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RedSoxFan3
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posted March 06, 2005 12:30 AM |
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Being that I'm from Maine, I should be the guildmaster. Maine has the largest number of microbrews per capita in the world.
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Svarog
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posted March 06, 2005 04:48 AM |
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just a reminder, wasnt the guildmaster's duty in this thread to provide the members with an unlimited supply of free drinks?
fine with me, asmo's the guildmaster.
on topic:
havent been drunk since feb 17. and i'm not even on a diet! 
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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
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posted March 06, 2005 04:37 PM |
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havent been drunk since feb 17. and i'm not even on a diet!
My first act as Guildmaster then is to ban you from this thread then 
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RedSoxFan3
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posted March 06, 2005 05:13 PM |
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Being that I'm really just a rookie, I only like p drinks. Is it okay for me to join?
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Silverblade
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posted March 06, 2005 07:06 PM |
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What will we do if someone passes out from too much drinking?Should we perhaps have several kind of food that ease the drunken ones and perphaps BLACK COFFEE(Extreme counter messure)?
As for drinking habits ..Tons of times have I drunk..Several had a few sips...Lot's of times got slightly dizzy (Got really *high*)..A few times was I really dizzy and one time tottaly wasted (I don't remember anything some guy who escorted me home told me that I some how lost contact with the world but I seemed to know my way home so I was walking alone in the streets for 10 min until he found me some time after that I bumped my head to a parking sign I instantly regained my senses and change my course to avoid that sign and kept going home.I manage to found my keys then found the keyhole,my bed and that was all!The only thing I do remember is hitting that parking sign).
A word of advice: Never start with 2 glasses (waterglass type) of tequilla then proceeded to about 6 glasses (waterglass type) of vodka -6 glasses in about 10 mins we had a vodka shots contest but it wasn't with *shots*-.While I was drinking that vodka I got a little dizzy around glass #5 and then the bottle got empty and we started drinking whisky from a jug with straws until that was empty too.No more than 7 mins since we begun drinking whiskey I got soooo drunk that I left the club telling none I forgot my jacket there (thank god I had my wallet keys cell phone etc in my trouser pockets) and then I only recall the insident with the parking sign.In the morning though I was totally pale with a head-blasting headache- some time in the night I threw up in the toilet (my sister said) though I wasn't aiming well nor I cleaned afterwards (still wonder why....)-Then I swore to drink less.My stomache has aching for several days but I still drink that much only this time I take MORE time and NO dancing( shaking alcohol in one's stomache doesn't help)
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pandora
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posted March 06, 2005 07:14 PM |
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No Coffee!
... Unless it's Irish coffee, then I guess we can let it slide. If you need a good cup of coffee - go here instead
I find it funny that first Redsoxfan thinks an American can challenge an Irishman in drinking ability.... and then he claims to only like p drinks. Of course I don't have any idea what a p drink might be. I'm thinking p is for pink, something kinda fruity with some grenadine, maybe served in one of those silly oversized marguerita glasses, garnished with some sort of fruit and topped off with a pink umbrella (just in case it wasn't quite girly enough without )
We need to open a lemonade stand for RSF!
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Silverblade
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posted March 06, 2005 07:24 PM |
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hey I just said that to have in case someone is totally wasted.The canister containing the coffee "NEVER TO BE OPENED-ONLY FOR EXTREME SITUATIONS".Besides I hate coffee well perhaps cap... what happening to me I talk about coffee in the alcohol quild ..If someone hears this in here I could be in real trouble everyone will grab the pitchforks and torches and would want to see my burning in the stake in the middle of the square as a heretic...Shhhh don't tell anyone
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Dingo
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posted March 06, 2005 07:34 PM |
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Edited By: Dingo on 6 Mar 2005
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Le Rules.
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Every post you make in this Thread, has be written while you are DRUNK. You can only get registered sober, and if you are a .. well less than humble when drunk, you aren't allowed in.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted March 06, 2005 09:09 PM |
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by p I meant a femal sex organ that would otherwise be umm... censored, both the word and the picture... >_>
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Silverblade
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posted March 06, 2005 09:23 PM |
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...and then he claims to only like p drinks. Of course I don't have any idea what a p drink might be. I'm thinking p is for pink
I believe that Pandora somehow found it
Oops.. Oh no I was thinking loudly 
Ratty me....
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greek_god_su...
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Bringer Of Light
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posted March 06, 2005 11:09 PM |
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Well I could join the guild, but I´m not gonna post here when I´m drunk, cause I won´t be here with my comp when drinking. But, I drank following days this year:
December: Fri31
January: Sat1, Mon3, Wed5, Fri7, Sat8, Thu13, Fri14, ahh can´t remember rest...
February: at least two times every weekend
March: 2 times
Hope it is enough for you..
Every day includes at least 12-pack of beer, better ones have something else for addition. Yes, and I´m not alcoholic, it´s just the winter...
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Dingo
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posted March 07, 2005 07:37 AM |
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I drink less in the winter.
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Asmodean
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Heroine at the weekend.
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posted March 08, 2005 12:43 PM |
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Why?
Beer jackets are so much warmer than regular jackets.
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Dingo
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posted March 22, 2005 08:37 AM |
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I should be Guildmaster!!
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Nah, you couldn't handle that responsiblity.
I should be Guildmaster, I actually followed the rules of the thread (beign drunk). And I revive this thread whenever I'm wasted and at the computer and in the mood. So vote for me for guildmaster, its the right choice.
Asmodean may be irish but hey i've got some russian blood in me so that should counter that. I should definatley be the guild master. Get drunk now. NOW!
It doesn't matter too much, as long as there is a guild of drinking. Drink up and party then eventually come here and post those chill posts. Then wake up and read your posts and be like WTF, I wrote that?
Living up the Spring Break. It's like a mini summer break, party it up while you can. Only a week tho  , so much to do, so little time.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM, or is it?
hehe, Chill Out.
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TitaniumAlloy
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posted March 22, 2005 11:27 AM |
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Excuse me, my son aged 4 read this thread and then proceeded to buy excessive amounts of alcohol from the liquour store and drink them in a short amount of time. This behaviour, he stated, was because of this thread which is very irresponsible.
My child is now in hospital on life support, waiting to get his stomach pumped and a blood transfusion.
Are you happy now, mister? His blood alcohol level was 0.9
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guitarguy
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posted March 22, 2005 12:04 PM |
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Poor kid...
As the self-proclaimed designated driver, I whole-heartedly understand.
Those of us who drink should be ashamed of ourselves. Don't look at me like that. 
-guitarguy
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greek_god_su...
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posted March 22, 2005 04:48 PM |
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my son aged 4 read this thread
Congratulations for him, I learned to read when I was 6 or 7 y.o.
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