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TheUltimateM...
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Male Escort
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posted February 25, 2005 07:48 PM |
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Poll Question:
The Ultimate Male's G-String Adventures
Upon completion of my European tour as a Male Escort, I have decided to return to Heroes Community in hopes of saving you CyberGeeks from your CyberGeekdom. Yours Truly not only had a successful tour across the European countryside (not to mention countless encounters with love struck females), but TUM also took 1st Place in the annual G-String Model Contest in Milan. Since TUM has received numerous requests from HC members (both female and male CyberGeeks) for additional photos, TUM has decided to take a poll of whether he should bare his assets for HC...not only to spur Male CyberGeeks to get in better physical shape, but also to quench the thirst of the Female CyberGeeks who cannot stop fantasizing about TUM.
So here is your chance to become part of HC history. Vote now or forever hold your peace (piece)!
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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pandora
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Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted February 25, 2005 09:08 PM |
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Well of course I had to vote yes, though I'm not entirely sure if I can handle the sexiness 
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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TheUltimateM...
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Male Escort
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posted February 25, 2005 09:14 PM |
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PainDora quivered:Quote:
Well of course I had to vote yes, though I'm not entirely sure if I can handle the sexiness
This brings up a valid point that I forgot to address...
Pandora, Asmodean, Aculias, and Sir_Stiven, please only vote once.
Remember...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Khaelo
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Supreme Hero
Underwater
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posted February 25, 2005 09:36 PM |
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I came, I saw...
...But I didn't see all the title promised.  Vote "yes."
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disguised as a responsible adult
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TheUltimateM...
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posted February 26, 2005 03:07 AM |
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Don't Be Shy...
Alright, CyberGeeks, listen up.
I could not help but notice that this topic has been viewed over two dozen times, yet only a handful of votes have been cast. Shy and apprehensive is no way to go through life, my little CyberLurkers. In lieu of this, TUM has decided to go ahead and give you some additional incentive...
TUM's goal is to have at least 20 YES Votes before he allows you to see The Ultimate G-String Photo. Yes, you heard me correctly. Now, since we are 20% there, I figured I would go ahead and provide you CyberSlackers with some extra motivation (see below):
So there you have it, CyberMathematicians, 20% of TUM's photo for 20% of your objective. Now, in case you CyberSleuths haven't figured it out yet, TUM will help you out again...the more YES Votes that are cast, the more puzzle pieces are revealed.
So don't be shy, my little CyberVoyeurs. Go ahead and cast your vote...I dare you!
Just keep in mind...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 26, 2005 04:23 AM |
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Please ignore TUM. He is very self-centered. Women do not like self-centered people. The only reason he hasn't posted his picture yet was because he's too ugly for the human mind to imagine, or for the human eyes to see.
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TheUltimateM...
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Male Escort
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posted February 26, 2005 04:29 AM |
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Uh oh, MmmVaseline...5 YES Votes!
You must be getting very, very nervous...
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RedSoxFan3
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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted February 26, 2005 04:34 AM |
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TheUltimateDouche
Ummm... I don't know what you European guys like to do in your spare time, but we western males, aren't a fan of seeing guy ass.
The bb code in this post is dedicated to Leo Lion.
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Go Red Sox!
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TheUltimateM...
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Male Escort
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posted February 26, 2005 04:42 AM |
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RedSoxFan sniveled:Quote:
Ummm... I don't know what you European guys like to do in your spare time, but we western males, aren't a fan of seeing guy ass.
Dear RedFrocksMan,
Those are pretty strong words, considering the only *** you have ever gotten was from that snowty nymph in the Bard's Glade Pyre...and you still had to pay her for it!
Besides, you know you are curious, RedFrocksMan. Just admit it, and remember...
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RedSoxFan3
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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted February 26, 2005 06:48 AM |
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Wrong again my ambiguously gay friend. And even if it weren't, paying for fake snowty nymph ass is far better than seeing your hairy... *pucs*
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Go Red Sox!
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Asmodean
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Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted February 26, 2005 07:21 AM |
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Hey! Less of the amiguously gayness, Ubless you're part of a duo.
And of course I voted yes 
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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2XtremeToTake
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posted February 26, 2005 07:46 AM |
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Who in the bluest of hells are you?? Get your ass off these forums, we dont need someone like you. Most likely in reality you are a ten year old swedish fat boy who wears glasses. GGNORE.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted February 26, 2005 08:23 AM |
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modness
2X - a bit of moderation of your tone might be required, You might have had a bit of a holday from HC, but you should still remember the rules.
If you don't know who TUM is then have a look at his profile and go read his debut thread.
I guarantee you'll change your attitude....pronto!!
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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TheUltimateM...
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Male Escort
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posted February 26, 2005 02:09 PM |
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Ah, to be young...insecure...and a Virgin again...
2Xtreme2Take cried:Quote:
Who in the bluest of hells are you?? Get your ass off these forums, we dont need someone like you. Most likely in reality you are a ten year old swedish fat boy who wears glasses. GGNORE.
Dear 2YoungToVote,
The Ultimate Male is someone to whom you should listen, especially if you are an Xtreme CyberGeek in Denial. You see, not only can TUM help you escape your CyberGeekdom, but TUM can also help you become that cool, suave, socially-acceptable person that you always desired.
For example, TUM has the ability to create Personalized Physical Training Programs for high school football players, so they can actually get some real playing time (instead of riding the bench or being the water boy's assistant all season). Also, TUM can help elevate one's mind and stimulate one's thought process, so that one day an individual could become a sound battlefield tactician or military commander (instead of getting their *** kicked at CyberGeek games such as Warcraft 3).
In closing, TUM appreciates your concern for the members of this community, but please try to refrain from hindering my quest to free as many CyberGeeks from their CyberPrisons as I possibly can...and please watch your language or else I will call your parents and tell them to ground you again.
Until next time, please exercise your right to vote (since you have earned that privilege here at least), and remember...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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RedSoxFan3
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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted February 26, 2005 02:40 PM |
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Quote:
2YoungToVote
lmao
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TheRealDeal
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Foobum* of Justice!
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posted February 26, 2005 03:54 PM |
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I think i've just had one of those extreme laughs consis always babbles about that was pretty funny.
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*We all know the that Foobum is the class of all that is Cake.
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Marelt_Ekiran
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Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted February 26, 2005 06:31 PM |
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I voted in favour of having the picture shown:
Just so we can find out what male photo model he is going to try to pass off as himself to hide the fact that he has probably never seen a woman aside from those in the Playboy that he hides under his matress.
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Perception is everything.
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TheUltimateM...
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Male Escort
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posted February 26, 2005 06:59 PM |
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Marelt_Ekarin rationalized:Quote:
I voted in favour of having the picture shown:
Just so we can find out what male photo model he is going to try to pass off as himself to hide the fact that he has probably never seen a woman aside from those in the Playboy that he hides under his matress.
Dear Mary_Felt_Karin,
Thank you for participating in the poll. Now, please free yourself from your CyberGeek denial and just admit that you can't resist wondering what The Ultimate Male looks like in a G-String. Free yourself from your inhibitions, since that is one of the first steps in Overcoming Your CyberGeekdom.
Now, speaking of mattresses, do us both a favor and reach underneath yours and get rid of those dirty socks you have been hiding underneath! They can probably walk on their own by now!
Don't forget to vote, and remember...
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Don't hate me because I am beautiful.
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Marelt_Ekiran
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Watcher of All
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posted February 26, 2005 08:08 PM |
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Well, I don't mind being a cybergeek if that means that I get behind the computer after just having a hot wrestling session with a blonde in the bathtub. And don't worry about my matresses. Last Monday, I ordered a new double bed because my previous one was getting too small.
So indeed, I do not deny that I have a wish to see that picture to it's fullest extend. We might just disagree about the reasons.
P.S. Because of all the walking that I do, my socks simply tear before they get a chance to become smelly and are replaced. It's a fool-proof policy to avoid having to hide them under my matress.
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Perception is everything.
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2XtremeToTake
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posted February 26, 2005 08:33 PM |
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please remove this idiot from the forums, pronto.
Oh yes, if i see any pictures of you in a gstring, or any male for that matter, i will report you to valeriy
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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