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Svarog
Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted May 06, 2005 04:36 AM |
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- You have a red orb next to your bed for contraception, and a black one for impotence. (Feared spell: Summon Baby) If that fails, you pray for a week of plague in 9 months time.
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The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted May 06, 2005 02:15 PM |
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* all your games are best of seven
to declare the winner.
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"You went over my helmet??"
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 06, 2005 02:16 PM |
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LMAO some of the best stuff I've seen.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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lkru33
Promising
Famous Hero
3x NFL Pick'em Champ
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posted May 06, 2005 02:24 PM |
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Edited By: lkru33 on 6 May 2005
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*you try to dispel the 'Blind' spell on the person you like so they'll notice you.
-guitarguy
Or you could cast Clone on the person you like, then Hypnotize on both 
Next day when hypnotize and clone wears off, you can cast forgetfullness 
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a_rebirthing...
Supreme Hero
with rebirthing power
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posted May 06, 2005 02:31 PM |
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*u keep coming back to this very page
*u cast aura of fear before asking for a raise
*u use dispel when u catch a cold
*u constantly dream about tactics and a better way to take a tope
*teleport has eradicated the need for aeroplanes
*u spray paint ur coat gold hoping it would provide magical resistance
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'Tis better to rely on the the wit of your brain rather than the speed of your hands and mouse -me
Being happy isn't just an emotion, it's a choice!-Leo_Lion
It's Gortex!!!
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted May 06, 2005 02:34 PM |
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Edited By: Jebus on 6 May 2005
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* you need an anger management course cuz you keep casting "blood lust" or "berzerk" on yourself when you're at work!
(or is that just me?)
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"You went over my helmet??"
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guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted May 07, 2005 12:42 AM |
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You know you're a Heroes addict if...
*this thread and its thirty identical cousins got sent to Wastelands this past month.
*the HC thread you created is now 50+ pages long and doesn't even mention Canada once.
*your town's population doubled this week and the best explanation is beer.
*you're afraid of shipwrecks and graveyards since someone might have been there already.
*you unwrap your birthday present and hope like heck it's not the Fizbin.
*you suspect that Adam and Eve reached at least Level 2 before they died.
*you think bin Laden got eaten alive in one of those Demon Caves.
*you think you destroyed C-3PO inside a Golem factory.
*you look for the Grail on Ebay.
Edit: Thank you for the QP, invisible mod!
-guitarguy
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a_rebirthing...
Supreme Hero
with rebirthing power
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posted May 07, 2005 04:04 AM |
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*u read the manual over and over believing there is a secret message somewhere in it
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'Tis better to rely on the the wit of your brain rather than the speed of your hands and mouse -me
Being happy isn't just an emotion, it's a choice!-Leo_Lion
It's Gortex!!!
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted May 09, 2005 03:43 PM |
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*you wish you could hit a dwarven treasury instead of saving or working for money.
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guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted May 10, 2005 11:01 AM |
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You know you're a Heroes addict if...
*you think lizards are baby Basilisks.
*you add your hero level to your business resume.
*you phone the local Top 40 radio station and request the "Inferno Town" theme.
*you want to marry a Harpy Hag someday.
*you think your stomach "Imploded" after eating too much Taco Bell.
*you think life runs on an ancient computer because each day is 24 hours long.
*you publicly announce that you hate people who use the red orb against you.
*you visit the Egyptian pyramids hoping to find a Level 5 spell.
*you've written your win/loss records on public restroom walls and on overpasses.
*you ask the store clerk if their bugspray works on Chaos Hydras.
-guitarguy
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angelito
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
proud father of a princess
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posted May 10, 2005 12:25 PM |
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* When u try out other games and want to talk during that game by pressing the TAB key and start typing, and everything else happens on the screen (your character jumps like a frog, the colors turn green, "do you really want to quit?", you fall from buildings and die.....) but your message doesn´t appear........coz for typing there, u have to press "T" instead....
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Better judged by 12 than carried by 6.
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted May 10, 2005 03:29 PM |
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Edited By: Jebus on 10 May 2005
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*you publicly announce that you hate people who use the red orb against you.
NOT THE RED ORB!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
NOT AGAIN!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
NOT LIKE THIS !!! NEVER LIKE THIS!!!
(ARGHHHH!!!)(sob)
*after a defeat you study an opponents map and conclude that he really wasn't THAT good!!
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"You went over my helmet??"
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terje_the_ma...
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Disciple of Herodotus
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posted May 10, 2005 08:16 PM |
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Quote:
*after a defeat you study an opponents map and conclude that he really wasn't THAT good!!
And that's supposed to be a comfort?
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted May 10, 2005 08:21 PM |
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Quote:
Quote:
*after a defeat you study an opponents map and conclude that he really wasn't THAT good!!
And that's supposed to be a comfort?
I'm grabbing a straws.....
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guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted May 22, 2005 09:05 AM |
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You know you're a Heroes Community addict if...
*you've gotten to know every single one of the hundred guests who comes on each day.
*you love somebody you hated days earlier.
*you have more posts than every other members' posts combined.
*the engine lost count of your post number.
*you divide your hours evenly between sleeping, playing Heroes, and logging onto HC.
*you're so social that the mods installed a floodprotect specifically for your IMs.
*the threads you've made are completely clean of Star Wars odds and ends.
*You try to claim ownership of VW at least several times.
*Valeriy becomes a millionaire because of your frequent donations.
*you actually meet a naked girl.
-guitarguy
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ByteBandit
Promising
Famous Hero
Soul Merchant
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posted July 24, 2005 03:22 PM |
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Your driving down the road and you look at an empty grassy field with mountains in the background, wondering where you're going to place your troops.
You see an obelisk in your town square,and wonder if you touch it, it'll show you where the grail is.
You see a run down barn with grass growing on the roof and wonder if the halflings really use stones in their slings.
You look up in the night sky, observe the moon, and wonder if next week will be week of the snake.
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jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted July 25, 2005 01:34 AM |
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Quote:
*the threads you've made are completely clean of Star Wars odds and ends.
*You try to claim ownership of VW at least several times.
-guitarguy
HEY!! I think you're taking a shot at me here!! 
(yeah yeah, i know... im slow)
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"You went over my helmet??"
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