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fred79
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posted April 02, 2014 08:24 AM |
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i've been having a lot of apocalyptic/catastrophic dreams lately.
i dreamt that i was escaping through a human meat processing plant(i had broken out of a cage), and soldiers were attempting to kill me as i wound through this huge building, trying to find the way out. this was an after-society-ends scenario.
i also dreamt that i was part of a civilian army, that ran just like the regular army, only without uniforms. well organized, military weapons, etc. this also was an after-society-ended scenario.
the latest(yesterday) was about an attack on the u.s. planes were flying overhead, targeting cities with cloudbursts of anthrax powder. the attackers were using our own passenger jets against us, just like the ones used in 9/11. there were so many people running, trying to find shelter that didn't have exposed air vents, open windows, etc. this was in a city somewhere, i think it was new york, but it could have been any big city with skyscrapers. i remember going into the subways, heading down the tracks, and being with a group of about 7 or more. we found some old decrepit buildings underground, and were looting them for weapons of any kind, as there were hostile survivors, starving, and preying on people(cannibalism, i guess the attack was long past, and time had fast-forwarded to the collapse of at least our society). i remember finding parts of guns, that i was trying to match up, when i awoke shortly afterward. i think we were just under attack from another roaming group then.
none of these were nightmares, they were more like the movie-style dreams.
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted April 02, 2014 04:50 PM |
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First dream:
I'm running through a town on a rainy night and I've got nowhere to hide from an invisible threat. Anyways, after a long chase, I manage to escape somehow and I find myself in a supermarket. There is an old man who is complaining about not being able to read the small letters, and there is a woman who is looking for something. I try to move, but someone knocks me out and I later regain my consciousness. There is a girl not to far away from me and she looks like she's gonna attack me.
*my suroundings suddenly turn into a factory from the early XX century and I find a falchion by my feet. Not wasting a moment, I pick it up and the girl charges at me. I am able to dodge and counterattack. She falls to the ground as I walk away.
Second Dream:
I'm sitting in a garden with a guy. We're talking about something funny, but then a beautifu, high school senior girl comes by and sits with us. We chat a bit, but then my friend decides that he should go and finish repairing his car. The girl and I continue to talk and in theend she says "Wow, for a freshman you're actually pretty decent." She smiles and leaves.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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meroe
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posted April 02, 2014 09:08 PM |
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Edited by meroe at 21:09, 02 Apr 2014.
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Okay meanings to Nooby's dreams.
First Dream meaning. You feel anxious about your life. Life pressures are getting to you a little. Plus regardless of that your raging hormones mean you still can't stop thinking about girls. Yet at the same time, you are afraid of them (talking to them, approaching them etc). The girl attacking you, could be your fear of approaching females and not knowing how to do it or what to say. Or it could be that subconsciously there is a girl who likes you and its not reciprocated.
Second dream meeting. You want to be accepted by your peers ..... and girls, always girls.
Of course I am not a professional, so taking my advice is purely your choice. I take no responsibility for anything I have said here in this post.
This is a disclaimer.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted April 02, 2014 09:21 PM |
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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meroe
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Basically Smurfette
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posted April 02, 2014 09:28 PM |
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Bah, what would you know anyways. Ingrate. 
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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OhforfSake
Promising
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Initiate
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posted April 02, 2014 09:34 PM |
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All dreams are about wedding the bed. Who'll be the groom is the real question.
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Living time backwards
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
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Scourge of God
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posted April 14, 2014 06:17 PM |
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Okay, the past two days I've started dreaming again, dreams that I can remember with some clarity.
Last night I dreamt of a battle, a siege to be precise. Fire and arrows were all around me, and I hate to admit but it was somewhat terrifying. I hid behind a wooden palisade, behind which I fired. Then some guy in a fancy uniform tells me to charge up some ladders, I pause thinking of some way to get out of this little dilemma, at which point the dude pulls a gun on me, and I have a knee-jerk reaction and shoot him. At this point everyone around me turn hostile, and I get stabbed, felt like a piece of metal being jammed between two objects, except inside of me.
Then I immediately go on to a second dream.
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meroe
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posted April 14, 2014 06:36 PM |
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Very interesting Tsar. You have a healthy survival instinct in wanting to get out of the situation. But in your panic you do something that ultimately brings about your downfall.
Almost like a subconscious fear of cowardice, which ends up with your own punishment.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Elvin
Admirable
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Endless Revival
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posted April 14, 2014 06:49 PM |
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The time I got stabbed felt pretty unrealistic too. Guess we both lack proper input so as to accurately recreate that kind of pain. I bet Joonas would get it right 
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fred79
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posted April 14, 2014 09:18 PM |
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ok, just woke up, so here i go before i forget everything:
i was traveling somewhere with my family, i think in an rv. we were passing some kind of mining place, with little dug-up spots everywhere, and i remember saying, "it's sulfur. so this is what raw sulfur is supposed to look like(even though i already know what it looks like)." then our rv broke down, and we had to travel on foot. we ended up at the stone-covered walkway entrance to a temple/cave. the stone walkway was really neat, and as my cousin pulled grass that had grown up in the cracks, i was able to get a better view of how the stones fit together. i looked down at the walkway, and pulled back(like a movie camera. i rose into the air, to get a better view of the stones in their entirety, so that i could find where the pattern repeated itself, so that i could make a terrain patch template to put into HoMM3 ) to get a better view.
anyway, i was looking at these stones and still trying to find where the pattern started repeating, when my family left, to go up into some stands(seats for an audience). some tibetan monk(not sure?), came up to me and started pitching what my job was, for the show. i was to act like a monkey, but an old angry monkey. so i took my place, and while the crowd was seating themselves in the stands, practiced my scowl. then, when showtime came, i started walking down the stone walkway, towards a group of tibetan monks(or some religious group of asian descent).
i became a spider monkey(the actual animal, not a spider/monkey crossbreed). the monk who had trained me took me back an alleyway after i walked past the monks, scowling at them(part of the show, people laughed). there, i watched 3rd-person as he wrapped me in a ceremonial white robe, and then covered my mouth with this cloth, which for some reason, made me(the monkey) claustrophobic. i watched myself(the spider monkey) start struggling, trying to breathe, and as i passed out, i came back into myself for a second, only to pop back out long enough to take a picture with a wind-up camera, for proof that i was being abused(and possibly even intentionally killed) by the monk who taught me. as a ghost/3rd-person, i threw the camera into the stands, to my mom. but she couldn't view the picture anyway, because it wasn't a digital camera, but a winder.
so, now that the monkey was dead, i had become human again, and this time, i was a ninja. i was fighting these monks, really kicking their asses, when i heard a bunch of babies crying down some cave "hallway"(i was no longer outside, but inside the temple, which turned out to be an elaborate cavern; with a main-room, and various other tunnels around, leading to different areas(kind of like a human ant/termite dwelling in the earth).
anyway, i had 3 bowling balls in my hands, and i chucked them down that hallway, which led to the monk nursery. they went bouncing out of sight, and i thought, "why the hell did i just do that?" the balls landed with a crash at the bottom of the curving tunnel(which had steps all the way down, carved out of the rock), and a bunch of people down there screamed in anger. the babies had all gone silent, i didn't hear anything else from them. a bunch of black-clad fighting monks(soldiers, i guess) came pouring up out of the tunnel, and i looked for a place to hide.
i jumped on top of the stone dome room in the middle of the giant living area, and watched as 50 or so ran past, going inside the stone dome room that i was perched on(that's how i found out i was a ninja, i was wearing traditional ninja shoes. i saw my foot as i was looking down at them as they ran past me). so they ran past, and i jumped down and took off the other way. i found a kind of shortened tunnel, that had a manhole cover with a ladder leading up to it. i was going to escape that way, when i heard that a huge monster was loose above, terrorizing people. the monster fell somehow, and broke through the thin layer of rock that was the shortened tunnel's ceiling. i turned and ran back the way i had came, re-entering the cavernous living area(or the atrium of the underground dwelling).
from there, i got woke up. which sucks, because i would have liked to see where this dream was going to head.
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted April 14, 2014 09:18 PM |
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Edited by JoonasTo at 22:07, 14 Apr 2014.
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Depends where you're stabbed
Lol, what are traditional ninja shoes? 
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fred79
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posted April 14, 2014 10:20 PM |
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fred79
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posted May 08, 2014 11:48 PM |
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Edited by fred79 at 23:52, 08 May 2014.
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ok, latest dream, i was a pirate. we were on a galleon, just like in HoMM3, and we were in a battle. through some windows(open areas), there was a walkway around the outside of the ship, and that's where the remaining opposing force were hiding. my side's pirates, were cutting off the faces of the fallen enemy, skewering them to their cutlasses, and holding them up in front of their faces, like grotesque masquerade masks. the opposing, hidden side saw their friend's faces peering out from the "windows", and when they came close enough, were pushed off the walkway, and into the ocean to be shark food.
i found my way out of one of the windows, and, using the walkway, made my way to the back of the ship, where i jumped down(the ship was no longer on the ocean, it was in some sort of giant launch-tube; meaning, leading down at an angle, into a dark and submersive ocean, with rails that the bottom of the ship ran on to guide it. the tube went completely underwater, which made no sense at all) to the floor of the wooden launch tube. i found where the ship was attached to some huge chain with a release lever, that would let the ship down into(and under) the water. well, me being me, i pulled the release lever, and the ship started it's gradually quickening slide down to the dark water. i was running to get on board, when the ship started submerging, and i realized i would drown if i got back on. so i went back up to the top, and waited for the ship to go under.
when it did, i started my own descent down the tube, walking down it. the tube no longer ended in water, but a great open area, which looked like a place where you would see people in line for tickets(like to a movie). it was a kind of purgatory, before hell. well, i turned back, and there was another tube next to the one i had just come from(lined up like some cavernous double-barreled shotgun), leading away from the entrance to hell. so i left via the other tube.
i came to another purgatory area, the entrance to heaven. this entrance was cramped, a bunch of rooms with no doors between any of them, and people were doing crafts. the rules were(some lady was telling everyone), that you had to be nice to everybody while here, and make certain crafts for children(as a sort of "application" to get into heaven), until judging time came(a periodic time where whoever was finished with their crafts could "apply" to get past the gates).
so, i wandered around, not making anything, just watching what everyone else was doing. i had to take a piss, so i was looking for a place to do that. there was a room with a trapdoor(i guess the force of the piss or excrement would open it, where the waste evacuation would fall into some pre-determined waste containment space), but it looked gross, and there were open spaces in the walls where someone could see you go to the bathroom. so, i wandered some more, not wanting to use their "facilities".
i came to a room where this blonde woman in a suit(a real-life porn star) was taking photographs of 2 other women(clothed) on a table. when they were done, they went to her, and the blonde photographer told me to get up on the table, for some photos. i complied, she took 3 pictures, then i jumped down, and went to her side to see the pictures she had taken. she was lying on her back on a similar table, lazily perusing through her digital camera, when she grabbed the front of her suit(which was made of latex, i saw now), and ripped it open, exposing both of her breasts. she was watching me for a reaction. i responded by leaning down a giving her right nipple(the one closest to me) a quick lick. she said, "i'm not comfortable having sex in heaven". i shrugged and said, "ok".
then i woke up. still needing to piss.
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meroe
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posted May 09, 2014 01:24 AM |
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No sexy dreams. No no no no no.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
It offends my Catholic upbringing.
And if we allow this, it opens the door for Blizz and his sick sick sick mind. Now Gnomsey is going all alpha male too. Not to mention Forfy. Oh Lord no! Only dreams of lambs skipping merrily along.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 09, 2014 01:59 AM |
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Edited by fred79 at 12:23, 14 May 2014.
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yeah, so. i dreamt i was jason vorhees(the night of the 12th, as a matter of fact. ). usually, i'm trying to get away from him along with everyone else, this time(i think for the first time), i was him. i only killed 2 people, a man and his wife. i killed the man with a machete to the head, and his wife with an axe that nearly split her in two lengthwise, when she saw what i had done to her husband. i then took the machete, and went lurking. all of this was during the day. i was in a neighborhood you might find in a hilly country. i was stalking around outside of people's houses, looking for victims. i saw tommy jarvis(the grown-up version of the kid that killed jason in one of the movies) as he was either letting his cat out, or taking out the trash, i can't remember. i found a way into his home, which looked like a house-trailer when i got inside, judging by the layout and wood paneling. i went inside his bedroom(not sure how i knew, i just knew), and waited for him just inside, pressed up against the wall with my machete raised to kill him as soon as he came through the door. i don't think he ever came in.
i was going to post this yesterday but i forgot to.
snow, i'm bummed out.
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Elvin
Admirable
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Endless Revival
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posted May 14, 2014 02:24 PM |
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Lame ending
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fred79
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posted May 14, 2014 04:45 PM |
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meh, what can you do? you can't MAKE victims appear.
oh yeah, haven't been able to have dragons in my dreams yet. i've had velociraptors and t-rexes(as well as others), but no dragons so far.
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 19, 2014 11:48 PM |
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I had a nice, REALLY long dream sunday night. I'll try and make a short compilation here.
There in an underground dungeon like city made of multiple cave systems. The geography is actually pretty complicated and interesting as it's divided into six peripherals that cross and intersect at numerous points. But it would take too long to describe in detail.
It is inhabited by a relatively small number of humanoid creatures. Pretty close to humans but some differences like the shape of the face, it's a kind of exotic, like a mix between mongolian, elven and scandinavian. No one needs clothes. There isn't a lot of physical variation. No fat or extremely slim. All are pretty much in similar physical fitness. There are no males and females, everyone is a hermaphrodite. There are six Deities/demigods/teachers/elders a combination of them all who are kind of shepherds for their own kind. There's fire, water, earth, air and two others. The deities also have familiars, kind of smallish creatures resembling animals. They are intelligent but not capable of speaking. The fire deity has fox/cat hybrid type of creatures, there are also very few followers for it. The air deity also has just a few children.
I am a children of the water. We are pretty numerous, right up there with earth, a couple hundred. As children of the water we are at home in the water, even though we don't really have gils or anything of the sort. We're also pretty lively and carefree, like to play and fool around a lot, actually pretty close to the mermaids from Peter Pan now that I think about it.
One day I am playing around in the main springs under the loving gaze of our mother as the fire deity on the adjoining, upper chamber, which happens to be the heart of its forge, is having a short council with its minions. I am not sure how I am aware of this but I am. I feel like I need to stop whatever he is going to do. I leap out of the water and onto the rock wall and start climbing but I am unable to make it in time to stop them. The hot liquid silver comes pouring down onto the spring. Everyone gets away from the spring safely but the upper chamber starts collapsing as the metal eats away at the pillars supporting it. The walls of the spring also collapse along with it, revealing five spiral staircases hanging from the ceiling. This dumbfounds everyone, the deities included. We, naturally curious as we are, immeaditely spring to climb them. Some of them don't have all the stairs but rather it takes some jumping between the staircases to reach the top.
On the top there is a square room with dark walls and what looks like black windows at the very top. Everyone rushes to explore the place. I take a look out of the black window and surprisingly can see out. I can see pine trees, green foliage and for the first time I see the blue sky. My deity asks me, in confusion, if I can see through that. No one else can, not even the deities. I tell them what I see, a space beyond the window, and not just space but SPACE! So immensely vast! The place I am looking out of looks weird but in retrospect it looks exactly like a school gym building made out of concrete that has been abandoned for a long time. They ponder what if I really am a children like all the rest. I see a group of people outside, pretty young, appearing from the woods to the clearing next to the building. Their features are close to ours but they come in more variety, there are plump ones too. Motivated with this it doesn't take long for the others to find a route out and go out to make contact with them. The group is flabbergasted with the sudden appearance of so many. The plump ones especially get a lot of attention as they are so different and exotic to us.
A time skip a couple of months forward, the possibility to travel from the underground city to the surface is being modestly made use of. The nearby city, from where the group of high school kids had hiked from, is called the academy city. It is a beautiful place with plentiful water, plants and clean air and ground. The arhitechture is pretty futuristic and spacious. I am playing in one of the water ways with a local like so many other days now when I suddenly realise there is a hurricane coming. I don't know how exactly I know but I do and I immeaditely speed along the waterway towards the entrance to the underground. I must be hitting 80+ km/h in my dive as I jump across to the next water way to continue my rush. As I get to the edge of the forest I jump to the land and continue running fullspeed. I reach the edge of the cliff leading to the hill with the entrance. The cliff is vertical and I start scaling. At the very to of the cliff there is a ledge that makes it nearly impossible to climb without tools but a part of the ledge has crumbled away allowing a good jumper to catch around the thing edgeand pull himself up. An earth child gets up just before I do and I prepare myself for the jump. Then I leap and catch the edges in a hurry. The edge of the the cliff brushes against my chest between my breasts as I swing myself up and rips my skin open. I can't help but to think that with the way the cliff has eroded we will loose our chance to climb up along it any day now. I make it into the underground in time and my deity is there to welcome me. The storm passes over us and as the eye of the storm is above us I want to go out but she stops me and explains me about how the storms have a calm center and true enough. Soon the surface is filled with the raw force of nature.
Another time skip some six months forward and I am traveling in the surface world. The academy city is the northernmost of all cities south of it are two more cities, west from there is a place the surface people call the tower of the sky. A tower of dark grey granite polished over the years from all the wind that stands tall, casting it's shadow over much of the surrounding meadows. A remarkable building that no one can tell how came to be. Even further west is a town of trees, a place filled with plants and trees in multiple layers. The plants form the basic structure of the town, they fit together almost perfectly, as if it was one gigantic, ancient tree and not a system of hundreds of thousands of individual plants. North of that is a system of small lakes dotted with thousands and thousands of small huts on rafts that float along the currents of the lakes, traveling where they may. Under the surface, the bottom of the lakes are a lot of crystalline formations, so beautiful, so fine. They continue along all of the lakes and are almost completely free of allegy amongst all the vegetation.
I have my fair share of doubts as I continue from that place back east to the red desert. But after reaching the rocks of solitude, the lonely rocks, smoothed round by the sand storms across the millenia they are more than just doubts.
The three crimson rocks visible from the sand hold old, fade imagery carved deep into the stone. The largest one's southern side has been saved from the worst winds of sand and the depictions are still visible, albeit barely. I can make out four forms, resembling those of the fire deity's familiars. Now I am pretty much sure. The dwellers of the underground city were originally the inhabitants of the six cities of the surface world but were then sealed away underground along with their deities due to some event. Judging from the state of the fire rocks of the desert and the abandoned wind cliffs and the number of children underground there must have been something that greatly devastated the two. Perhaps that was a cause for the underground refuge. Another thing I had been pondering was the math of it all. There was one city for each deity sealed underground but what Academy city was an odd one out without a deity. Academy city, the city of knowledge, knowledge is memories. Perhaps the deity of knowledge was somewhere still, perhaps it was the one that sealed the rest in the dungeon city. It seemed plausible and even likely, that would make the ones inhabiting the surface the children of the deity of knowledge. It was also quite likely that the deity had manipulated the memories of everyone while sealing the dieties and their followers underground to make keep them from looking for a way out. At least untill they had reaced a point where they would free themselves. All pointed to me being that said god of knowledge, the premonitions and ability to see and know things others could not, not even the deities, meant I was something different, perhaps that was what the deities had though of when they had witnessed me see through those dark windows. With a head filled with scenarios and possibilities I headed back to the academy city.
There were a lot more subtle hints along the way that I've partially omitted because of time and space and partially because I don't remember them all.
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meroe
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posted May 20, 2014 04:08 PM |
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Wow that is deep and full of detail.
I only dreamed of kittens last night.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 20, 2014 04:21 PM |
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What do you mean full of detail, I skipped the detail to not make it so long.
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