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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted July 22, 2005 09:14 AM |
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TUM, try all you like but you cannot kill me.
That reminds me, why haven't I done you yet?
Guitarguy
Doctors believed that this young kid was going to be a child phenomenon. But after being hit by a tidal wave (quite common in old Hawaii), his guitar had mysteriously become attached to his body.
Romana
Cryogenics has taken a toll on people from the past. Romana had been cryogenically frozen since the 1400s, when Vlad Tepes (the real life Dracula) ruled Transylvania. The cryogenic process gave Romana Dracula's features.
Hexa
Another tale of bodily abnormality. Hexa was born with a sixed-sided stomach. It had the amazing ability to spin itself around.
Laelth
Laelth was a muscle-flexing baby who took TUM by surprise on one of his visits. He was later the spokesman for indestructable gym equipment, but never received his earnings.
Lkru33
Created by robots in an underground lair, Lkru stormed Tokyo in a rampage that would make Godzilla blush. Because of this, Japan had to have 33 new prime ministers.
RedSoxFan3
RSF was born with a fan wedged inside his brain. The fan had destroyed his brain cells completely, meaning he has to have his clothing burnt at the nudist camp. All except for a pair of red socks which now no longer fit. The red socks are now hanging over a ceiling fan to remind him of his lack of brain cells.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted July 22, 2005 09:21 AM |
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lol!
I certainly have one dracula feature..  
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted July 22, 2005 09:33 AM |
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TUM, sorry that I had to do this but..........
TheUltimateMale
Antoher person who was genetically created in a lab, TUm was going to be the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger (which means something offensive in the English language), the charm 007, the wit of Oscar Wilde and the grooming of Brad Pitt (he is a metrosexual I think). But the Arnie and 007 genes overrid the other genes.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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LadyGuenivere
Known Hero
Spam Deep-Fryer Mod-Repellant
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posted August 01, 2005 01:19 AM |
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hey! 007 is WAY hotter than TheUltimateCyberTurd!
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What happened to Lady Guiniwhere anyway?
- FoG
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doomfreak
Famous Hero
The Crispinator
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posted August 01, 2005 03:57 AM |
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Trogdor
Born to a frog and a dork, his parents were so stupid that they couldn't think of anything for a name except to combine their names together. The recently christened, "Frogdork" had no clue how to spell his name, (yes, he WAS that much of a moron) so he simply spelled it "Trogdor."
I always thought that my younger bro was actually adopted.....
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Holden means a great deal to Australia...
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Orion
Known Hero
Dark God of Ordered Chaos
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posted August 01, 2005 04:07 AM |
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trogdor should do you next doomfreak
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Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil, for it bends to my will
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 07, 2005 07:40 AM |
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On request.......
Doomfreak
After a freak late night marathon session playing Doom non-stop, DF felt a strange aura. The room temperature beer he drank a few hours previous had taken full effect. Afetr constantly banging his head on a telegraph pole the next morning, he was found comatosed and sent directly to the asylum. The pills given to DF had him hallucinating and eating off his own body parts.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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doomfreak
Famous Hero
The Crispinator
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posted August 07, 2005 08:44 AM |
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That description fits me perfectly....
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Holden means a great deal to Australia...
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted October 05, 2005 06:55 PM |
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You know what I hate? When I give a thread a QP - and then it dies 
Anyone care to breathe some life into this one?
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted October 08, 2005 01:17 AM |
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Edited By: Jebus on 7 Oct 2005
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You know what I hate? When I give a thread a QP - and then it dies
Anyone care to breathe some life into this one?
QP should be for what was done... not what should follow.
(but you're right in hoping it picks up again!!
I thought these were pretty good.  )
EDIT:
I actually missed the last page!!
(and i think it's important to mention that trogdor labelled me as Christ (or a fish)
DO CONAN!! (actually I'd like to see one for Asmo too!)
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"You went over my helmet??"
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted October 08, 2005 07:10 AM |
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Oh I see how it is. Just forget about Mighty Mage. I want Asmo. I waqnt this. I want that.
Yeah well now I'm not sharing the donuts. They're mine. Hey...Pan, give those back. I stole em...I mean borrowed them fair and square.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted October 08, 2005 01:40 PM |
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MightyMage
MM ate a lot ofd mighty mite to get to where he is today.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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TNT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted March 16, 2006 07:08 PM |
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Russ
The story of Russ begins in Moscow russia, he was drinking vodka in large mugs as always minding his own business when a club fight suddenly broke out...
Foreigners and local russians started fighting violently. Russ shouted "For mother russ..." and was punched right in the eye. So from that time and on he was known for his incomplete phrase as Russ and that also explains the blackeye.
Friend of Gunnar - FoG
Squire foggy was always in the shadows of his good friend and the famous hero Gunnar. Gunnar always got all the babes, FoG was left with his dolls . Gunnar was awarded the fastest athlete at highschool, FoG was always at his PC writing his ICTC town entry.
So when Gunnar became a successfull hero FoG tried to follow in his footsteps but without success he was left in Gunnars shadow permanently. He called himself Gunnars friend to at least get some respect, but he wasn't that lucky at it.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted March 17, 2006 07:13 AM |
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TNT_Addict
One blissful morning, TNT realised that his daily morning coffee just wasn't enough to keep him awake. On this particular morning he went down to the shed, along with his cup of coffee, to keep him awake. He then come across a bundle of TNT and carefully opened the contents of the explosives. The contents were then put in his coffee. After consuming the explosive beverage, TNT had managed to keep himslef awake for longer. He then got addicted to his special caffeine and TNT blend and thus the reason he was called TNT_Addict.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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FriendOfGunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted March 17, 2006 07:24 AM |
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You know we have a problem. There's a new person on the board with the name TNT. In order to solve this problem, I've come up with a solution: TNT and TNT_Addict will toss a lighted stick of dynamite back and forth to each other. The one who's holding it when it goes off gets to keep the name.
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TNT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted March 17, 2006 07:45 AM |
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Not a good idea  . I tend to cheat so I will just hold to the dinamite 'till the last second and then throw it to him .
Besides that TNT stays in his WoG forum and leaves the big space to me so I don't mind having a copycat around as long as he does not interfere too much.
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Guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted March 17, 2006 07:56 AM |
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Not a good idea . I tend to cheat so I will just hold to the dinamite 'till the last second and then throw it to him .
You can throw the TNT as early as you like, just as long as you sob like a baby when you do. That's bound to work, but you'd probably try to follow the stick right after it leaves your hand.
Which brings up the question: Just how addicted are you??? 
-Guitarguy
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TNT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted March 17, 2006 08:21 AM |
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Aculias is not present here?! Well this should be fixed!
Aculias
Raised in ancient greece by 3 naked greek babelicious ladies Aculias was taught the philosophy of the mop dancing from the early age of 2.
He then mastered the technique and went through the time portal and moved to USA to go proffesional strip mop dancing in the Pink Thong club.
He tried to keep his angel sacrificing obssesion a dark secret but with no luck and was punished by 80 hours of community spanking .
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted March 18, 2006 05:13 AM |
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Lord_Crusader
Born as a peasant in the late 1100's, Crusader got his name from the fact his haircut was copied from Pope Urban II and always ran around speaking in tongues and waving blue and red flags around the village. As a result he was arrested and sent to a mental institution because the voices in his head said to eat only the lamb of god.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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