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pandora
pandora


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Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
posted September 06, 2005 11:37 PM

The continuing saga of Bob....

Some of you may have noticed some strange happenings around the forums, some moderators and even our own beloved Admin have all been acting strangely...

The first we heard of it was in HC OFFLINE when I let it slip that there was actually another HC admin named Bob.

That was the beginning of this impossible mixup - in Current Thingies!@... What is this thread? things became more tangled as Shadowcaster locked Jebus in ModSquad's mysterious attic along with Bob. Ultimately from there, everything came loose - and Bob ended up a freed man, thanks to Jebus...

Bob appeared here Where am I? and has been taken care of by Lord_PC since shortly after his discovery.

The story tended to bounce back and forth between threads, so for the sake of simplicity (and hopefully to allow new posters to join in) we'll merge the whole thing here - continuing from the last post in the "where am I" thread

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Valeriy
Valeriy

Mage of the Land
Naughty, Naughty Valeriy
posted September 07, 2005 12:20 AM

*Camera zooms to Valeriy at the MOD SQUAD HQ attic, continuing his conversation with Shadowcaster*

V: Yes, I don't think that Pandora can be trusted any more. I've taken away her ... Jesus! Oh My God! Jesus is talking to me!!!!

*Shadowcaster looks rather puzzled*

V: JESUS! I Knew He Was Real, the son of god, savior of all *suddenly stops* ... oh... *excitement sinks off his face* I got the name wrong. It's Jebus. He's saying... something about striking... Pandora's... side? ... ?!?!?

*Valeriy and Shadowcaster give each other a long puzzled look*

S: Well, you know Jebus, he's no good at thought transfer.

V: He sent his coordinates. I will investigate. Pandora and I need to have a long talk. Please resume what you were doing so well just before I came in. Bob needs to be protected at all costs. I'm counting on you Shadowcaster.

S: Of course Valeriy *picks up the bat*, I shall resume just as you've requested *the evil grin sparks up again on his shadowed face*

As Valeriy disappears and the room becomes dark again Shadowcaster is awed at how fortunate this encounter has been. That Pandora has lost her standing with the mage!! This event is worth celebrating, but the plan must proceed. If Valeriy appeared ten seconds later, it all would be lost, but now Bob is mine!! The clone shivers in the corner as Shadowcaster raises his bat...

MEANWHILE

Pandora is walking towards HQ, followed by Jebus who looks rather constipated trying to send his telepathic messages to Valeriy.

P: Are you ok?

J: Yes, of course, I always feel well in your presence

Pandora shudders and keeps on walking ahead.

J: *rubs his hands* That one always gets her to stop asking silly questions. *Concentrating again* Valeriy, I've got Pandora right here, we're passing the old yellow star tree. She has been lying to you but I know all her plots. When she is exposed...

Suddenly there's a low pitch sound, a crack, and Valeriy appears out of thin air standing 10 metres ahead on their path.

J: HE HAS COME!!!! *Catches Pandora's glare and shyly looks down, and when she looks away, resumes his eager observation*

P: *approaching Valeriy* Valeriy... we need to talk.

V: I believe we do.

Suddenly both disappear in teleportation. Jebus continues staring at where they've just stood, his eager grin rapidly fading into the stare of gloom.

J: What.... about..... me...
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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted September 07, 2005 01:58 AM

When they arrive, Pandora sits down on a nearby treestump trying to get her bearings Ugh how I hate being teleported!

I looked up at Valeriy miserably, then back down at my feet. Well here we are...face to face. I need to figure out some way to keep him from suspecting anything... where the heck are we anyways? Ahhh maphaven guild, yep, smart move there - nobody will think to look for us here

*sighs*

"Okay Valeriy, here it is" I knew the second I looked at him, any chance I had at coming up with a great story was gone, but I looked right up at him anyways. "Bob is out Valeriy."

I paused a minute and watched the shock register on Valeriy's face.

"Yep, he is out - and he's out because I'm a moron. But, I'm not telling you where he is! Not until I know what the heck has been happening with him! He's not getting tied up in that attic again... not because of me"

I tried to hold Valeriy's gaze, but I couldn't do it. I bet he was so dissappointed in me now... I couldn't bear to see him look at me that way, not Valeriy...I wish there was a way to make him understand how I felt, but I didn't want to tell him about it, i couldn't talk about it. All that time locked up in the tree-stump, I can still feel all the little spiders craawling all over....

I shuddered at the thought, and shook my head as if to clear it of the bad memories.

"I know I should have told you, I know...but I messed up so bad this time, and then.. then I wasn't even sure if I'd messed up at all... I mean the attic is so dark, and sometimes he seemed so very afraid" I whimpered "Bt Valeriy, there is more than that, I'm sure that something else is wrong! I just..." my shoulders slumped defeatedly "I just can't figure out what it is. I don't know how to ask this of you, but you have to trust me... something is very very wrong in the lands right now"

I looked up slighly, still afraid of what Valeriy's reply would be.


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Valeriy
Valeriy

Mage of the Land
Naughty, Naughty Valeriy
posted September 07, 2005 03:07 AM

Veleriy remained unbearably silent for half a minute, which seemed to drag for a very long time. He spoke coldly:

"I am disappointed in you Pandora."

"Some things cannot be told so easily."

"You've betrayed my trust."

"I don't know why I trusted you so much, I've never given anyone access to so much of my power. I wanted you to be happy, and I only asked that you don't do one thing. And that is the very thing you did!!!"

"I'm ashamed of myself for being so foolish."

Valeriy observes how Pandora falls right into his guilt trap. She deserves to suffer. How could his favourite betray his will? But something is very unusual. He feels bad about what he has just said to her. What weakness is this? The Mage of The Land cannot have petty weaknesses!

What about Shadowcaster? Isn't bob in the attic under his guard? Is Pandora lying that Bob is gone? Why would she do this? Or is Shadowcaster lying? Why was he in the attic with the bat? Was he trying to kidnap Bob?! Of course! He conspired with Pandora so that she'd keep me distracted and mislead me to think that Bob is out so that I go looking for him outside HQ while Shadowcaster kidnaps him!! How could Pandora do this...

*Valeriy teleports away*
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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted September 07, 2005 03:14 AM
Edited By: pandora on 6 Sep 2005

I sat in stunned silence, Valeriy may as well have slapped me across the face; it hurt just as much. At that point I knew that obviously Valeriy was not at all who I have thought all along...* a single tear trickles down across her cheek*

okay, so this is how it is then. I'm alone, nobody to help me now.. just lil ol me. And how the heck do I get out of this place?!

*Starts walking along sadly, pulling her robe tightly about her shoulders*

I guess maybe I can talk to Shadowcaster, I mean, when Jebus was going to rat me out for exposing ModSquad business.. it was Shadowcaster that helped me out there. Yes! That's it, Shadowcaster will help me, of course he will...

*picks up her pace, feeling brightened by this new hope*

"Now all I have to do is find out where he is at..." she mutters to herself, as she looks around for some markings indicating the Guild's exit, closely inspecting any curious looking shadows along the way.
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Jebus
Jebus


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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted September 07, 2005 03:26 AM

(standing alone in the middle of god only knows)

"well that took an unexpected turn..  why would Val take Pandora away when I could have told him exactly what happened?  Doesn't he know that she's betrayed him??  She's too weak and compassionate to be the second."

I feel.....  I feel doubt... uncertainty....  but the source is too powerfull to be from any other member... even a mod....  fear...  and we all know what that leads to..

"well  I'd better get moving.. I was soo close to the HQ and now I seem to be in another world...  well maybe someone will come and aide me...  no point in waiting around though so better hop to it..."

where is my insider??
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Shadowcaster
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posted September 07, 2005 05:42 AM

"Well, Bob," the shadow mage began once they were alone, "I don't know why you were put here, but you will regret it. I'm still not through with you." He brought the bat down hard, delighted by the cry of pain that had issued forth from the bag. It grew still.

"Did that do it?" He crept closer to the bag, opening it cautiously after a while. He pulled off the covering once he saw that Bob's eyes had closed. What the shadow mage saw troubled him.

The man was so clean.

'Hadn't Bob been up here since HC was born four and a half years ago?' he thought to himself. In any case, it didn't matter. He cautiously dragged the body, which was still breathing, and hurried to the laundry room. People didn't know it, but even HC had unmentionables, and they were all sent to the squad. This profoundly disturbed many mods, and soon became the main reason they left. It wasn't time, or disinterest, or persistent absence; it was the stench.

He loaded the body into the cart and covered it with the towels used to clean up the SPAM around HC. They were always so dirty. As Shadowcaster and Bob passed by RSF's room, the time mage ran up to the door.

"Hey Shadow! You're on laundry today, eh? That sucks."

"Uh, yeah...sure does. Got anything you need washing?"

"Nah, I'm good," RSF paused and smiled, "but now that I have to help clean the Wastelands, I'll have plenty from now on." He seemed...pleased. Sometimes Shadow didn't understand his friend.

"See you later, then," said the shadow mage, quickly ending the conversation. As he walked away, the shadow mage looked back to make sure RSF had gone back into his office, then walked casually toward the gate.

Shadowcaster looked nervously up at the security cameras mounted near the HQ entrance, then at the motivational poster that hung directly above it. "If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!"

He went out the gate and saw Hexa with a box of donuts standing right outside. The elemental was poised to race off into the distance should any members care to drop by. All in a day's work, he thought.

Shadowcaster lurked through the back alleys he knew so well until he reached the Glade, then, noticing nobody was around, dashed through the gate. He looked at his moderator tower, adorned with all the fixings of a proper fantasy bastille, and quickly ascended to the single room at the top. When he reached his destination, the shadow mage put the sign 'Do Not Disturb' on the door, just in case anyone was feeling like a story.

Shadowcaster dumped Bob out onto the floor and waited for him to awaken from his externally-induced sleep. Now he'd finally get the answers he needed.
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Bob
Bob

Tavern Dweller
posted September 07, 2005 05:50 AM

Meanwhile in Tavern

Bob: Thank you all for your kindness.

*Pandora walks away followed by Jebus*

Bob: If only I could remember my past...

*Lich_King begins laughing at Bob's sobbing. Bob just sighs and waves his hand at Lich_King. Suddenly there is silence.*

Lord_PC: Bob!! How did you do that?!

Bob: Did what?

Lord_PC: Look! *points at Lich_King*

*Lich_King's undead expression reveals shock, his jaw is moving as if he is trying to say something, but no sound is coming out.*

Lord_PC: You've... silenced... A MOD!!!!!

Bob: I did what? Why can't we hear him speaking? What do you mean a mod? What does this all mean?! Please explain!

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doomfreak
doomfreak


Famous Hero
The Crispinator
posted September 07, 2005 05:54 AM

Bob, have you heard the song called 'Bob' by Wierd Al Yankovic?
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Asmodean
Asmodean


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
posted September 07, 2005 07:53 AM

Coming out of the arcade I looked at the change in my pockets. Not much left, maybe enough for a beer in the Tavern. Other Games Exist Too but I just wish they didn't take up so much of my money.
Turning around the corner, I made my way towards the Tavern - bypassing the queue by showing Floodprotect the Bouncer my ModBadge.


'How about a QP??!!' random voices in the queue called to me. I just smiled and entered the Tavern, counting my pennies to see if I had enough for maybe two beers.
Oh well, Pandora was usually drunk enough by this time to buy me a round.
I looked at the VIP area with the comfy seats.....and the coins dropped from my suddenly numb fingers


'What's HE doing out of the attic!! Val will kill us!!
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Lord_Pc
Lord_Pc


Promising
Famous Hero
Groin-Grabingly Clever
posted September 07, 2005 09:27 AM

stilled shocked by what Bob just done

"you silenced a mod Bob. Mods are people that keep order around here, and they silence us. nobody has ever silenced them, ever"

Pc then heard some coins droppong to the ground. not unusual in the tavern but a gasp came after the coins hit the floor. Pc looked over and saw Asmodean.

not good, not good at all. doesnt look like Asmodean knows about Bobs little trip around HC yet

Pc then turned back to Bob who was yawning and barely able to keep his eyes open

"Bob, u look tired. better get you to a room and get you a good nights rest. after all, it has been a big day for you today. hasnt it?"

Bob nodded but before he could raise his head again he was asleep. Pc cought him just before Bobs head met the table. Pc carried Bob to a room upstairs and put him to bed and tucked him in.

Pc then pulled up a chair next to the window and started to think about what he had heard Val and shadowcaster talking about. he thought about the says events and wondered about thier connection. slowly he drifted into sleep
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Lich_King
Lich_King


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posted September 07, 2005 11:02 AM

*Jaw Moving* (............)

*His expression aint very satisfied...*
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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted September 07, 2005 09:34 PM
Edited By: pandora on 7 Sep 2005

*spots the exit to Maphaven Guild*

Ohhhh, finally! My feet are absolutely killing me...No teleport sucks!

As I pass by the lands of Axeoth, I notice Lich_King running by, flailing his arms about madly - shouting silently into the air.

"What the....? Lichy, have you finally lost it?" I asked him

He motioned to his mouth and then started pointing backwards towards the tavern.

ahhhh, Valeriy must have silenced him... geez, what next?

I waved my hand at Lich_King and simply said "speak"

Lich_King's response was a string of irate nonense.. he actually tried to make me believe that Bob did it to him.

"Oh stop it Lich, or I'll silence you again" I snapped at him, and stormed away.

so this is Valeriy's ploy is it? He's probably hoping I will go tell everyone that Bob silenced a mod.. then I'll be the crazy chick around town and he'll have no recourse but to get rid of me. Hmrph. Not at all the guy I thought he was...All those times walking in his garden.. just lies and lies! Well I'm not going to make it so easy on him! I'll figure out what the heck is going on, even if I have to do it myself!!

My rage quickened my step, as I hurried toward the Tavern
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Shadowcaster
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Shaded Scribe
posted September 07, 2005 09:42 PM

Shadowcaster looked out over the Glade from his high tower. There were so many different worlds within those walls, it had really been quite breathtaking when he first inherited this tower from its former owner, that elf with the ominous glowing eyes.

Just below the Tavern stood Conn's Shop, the Temple of Worship, and Kuma's abandoned tavern with offshoots of all kinds built around it. There was a hotel, a deli, even a prison. The Glade functioned almost like a small town, though the businesses at the gate hardly saw anyone come through anymore. People didn't come here for supplies, they came here for the stories.

Beyond those stood the portals, which took on almost a regal stance as they stood awaiting the next brave adventurer to venture off into new lands. A quiet hum rose up, audible even from here, a testament to the silent power each held. In the center stood the portal leading to the world of the Saga that had been borne so many ages ago, the source of the shadow mage's interest in this place and also partly the source of this place. Beside it stood the grand portal that led to the world of Chaos and Order, where LHW had forged this place into what it was today. Many others circled around, the faint blue light they emitted forming almost a haunting glow. He had lived many a life in those places, yet they were merely stories. Now he was poised to carve his place into the real history of HC.

The Bob clone stirred a bit and groaned, but did not move from where he lay. Shadowcaster turned around and hoisted him to the central column around which the tower's spiral staircase was built and tightly bound him to it before the clone could react. He then stepped into his line of vision.

"Hello, Bob," the shadow mage began derisively, "I trust you enjoyed your little nap?" He walked over to a small closet and pulled out his modsword, then walked back over to the frightened clone and pointed the blade at his throat.

"I need to know why Val keeps you hidden from the members."

The clone looked up into Shadowcaster's eyes and said nothing. Unbeknownst to the shadow mage, he had not yet developed the power to speak. The moderator stepped forward and asked again, keeping his head while growing angrier and angrier. Again, no response. The shadow mage turned to threats.

"I don't know what you know about this place, but remember this: I may not have the power to ban you from this place forever, but I can make your time here a living nightmare. I suggest you comply with me, Bob, or there will be trouble."

Bob looked sorrowfully up at Shadowcaster and, with great difficulty, toiled to form words as the power to speak slowly sprang up within his mind.

"Who...is Bob?"
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Valeriy
Valeriy

Mage of the Land
Naughty, Naughty Valeriy
posted September 08, 2005 01:41 AM

*Valeriy teleports back to HQ attic and finds it empty. Bob and Shadowcaster are gone*

I knew it. Pandora conspired with Shadowcaster! They must know about Bob's powers and want to use Bob to overthrow me! How could I have fallen for Pandora's game? She's always been so nice and thoughtful with me... I should have seen through it!

I must think... I'm a bit hungry though.

*Walks off to the Donuts Cafe and continues thinking on the way*

Since Bob's powers do not originate from me, I cannot track him so easily. I tried to sense his thought pattern but for some reason it's missing. Could he be dead? Maybe Shadowcaster put some mind spell on him...

I need to find Bob and wave my admin wand on him as soon as possible. Everyone thinks my powers come from the wand. That's nonsense. All my powers are inside, just like Bob's. The wand is just a sharade that robs Bob of his powers if he is in the proximity of the wand regularly. Once he is out of its proximity, he will begin regaining his powers.

I must find him. Doing it alone is difficult, Shadowcaster is skilled at disguise. I need expert help, a detective. I think I know whom to call.

*Valeriy sends a telepathic message. Enters the Cafe*

Ahh some fresh vegan donuts...

*Begins eating one. Halfway through the donut he realises that something is not right. He puts down the donut*

Have they changed the ingredients? Too much sugar? I surely don't like this taste. They are not getting away without a refund. Why do they think I run billboards in these lands? I pay for these well and deserve quality donuts that I can count on in times of stress such as these.

*Suddenly Valeriy begins to feel strange. His mind becomes a bit clouded. He has to sit down. A voice appears inside Valeriy's head and beins speaking*
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pandora
pandora


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Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
posted September 08, 2005 02:04 AM
Edited By: pandora on 7 Sep 2005

"Woah...what the heck is this?"

I lean against one of the massive gnarled trees that shades the entrance to the Altar of Wishes. My head was spinning suddenly, and I felt terribly terribly weak. I tried to focus all of my energy inward, hoping to make sense of why I was feeling this way. I struggled to maintain focus as the realization hit me that this was not my ailment. I tried to straighen up and force my energy outward, looking for the source....*Valeriy*

I turned my head slightly, drinking in the beauty of the giant Altar. Maybe a wish is what I need

I moved slowly towards the Altar, the awful sensations beginning to ebb now that I have realized the souce. What a lousy thing, to be able to feel what others feel.. It would be fine if all I ever picked up was happy happy! But nooo, its always anger, dispair, illness. And usually its only the people I'm closest to that hit me this hard, so why Valeriy? No fair that I have to suffer whatever he is suffering...he deserves it, not me!

I watched the water shimmer as it slid down the fountain, and couldn't help but smiling. This great white Altar was always a source of peace for me, it represented the hopes and dreams of all the land. I sighed deeply. But what if he's really hurt? I should go check... he doesn't have to know I did, I've proven I can be steathy

"Damn you're a sap Pandora" I said aloud to myself, frustrated that once again I was letting stupid feelings override common sense.

He doesn't want you around, he doesn't trust you anymore.. he's lied to you since day 1, there are more important things to worry about

With that thought, I closed my eyes and whispered to the Great Altar "Please, help me to find my way..."


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Shadowcaster
Shadowcaster


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Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
posted September 08, 2005 04:36 AM

"Your name is Bob, isn't it?" Shadowcaster began to grow wary; he had never actually seen Bob's face. There was no one else up in the attic, though, so who else could it have been? He waited as the words slowly formed.

"No...I am...Subject 898113," he repeated the numbers with perfect clarity, as if they had been repeated to him, or rather near him, many times.

"Subject? From where have you come?"

"Mod...squad..." he trailed off.

"What?! You've been in the Mod Squad?" he was intrigued, and repeated his unanswered question: "Why were you locked away? Who put you in the attic?"

"Blue...beauty..." he began, then passed out.

"That Pandora!" Shadowcaster half-shouted as he began to descend the stairs. 'What could she have to do with this?' he wondered. Perhaps there was more to the favorite than first glances would reveal. He began to follow her teleportation signatures.

"Nothing," he said forcefully. She hadn't transported recently. 'Oh well,' he thought, 'I do so love a good hunt.' And off he went to cycle the forums.
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2XtremeToTake
2XtremeToTake


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted September 08, 2005 04:36 AM

As 2XtremeToTake sits on his throne, he awaits for a mod, an admin, anyone foolish enough to take a bite into his poisoned donuts. Soon, he would have access to the mod squad. If one mod, even a lesser one such as Asmodean took a bite into his donuts, then I could control Asmodean into dressing up in pink lingerie, and nipple torturing the other mods till they ate my poisoned donuts...not that he wouldn't do that anyways.

Then he received a connection, who was it?! 2Xtreme's mind pounded, he wanted to know whom he had taken control over. Then he realized who it was and nearly had a heart attack. Valeriy! The mage of the land! 2Xtreme got out of his throne and jumped up into the air.


"Hello, Valeriy. By now you have realized you are slowly losing possession of your own body."

"Who is this? What are you doing to me!"

"One who has been denied modship for far too long! Now, i will seize your throne by force!"

"NO! I won't let you! ARGHHH!"

The mind of Valeriy was the toughest he had ever encounted, but still, only an archangel could defeat him.  Even Valeriy was mortal, thusforth could be possessed. But how long he would be able to control him, was unknown. A normal being could be controlled completly. A mod could probably be controlled for the most part, but an Admin..he had never controlled an Admin.

The first thing, to ensure full control for the moment, was to make Valeriy stuff more of the poisoned donuts down his throat.
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Bob
Bob

Tavern Dweller
posted September 08, 2005 08:36 AM

*Bob had an uneasy sleep that night, strange images were coming to haunt him. There was someone wearing a turban and waving a strange wand, there were ropes, mouth tape and dark room, there was a feeling of injustice*

*Bob got up early, thought about going to the bathroom and was already there. He realised he hadn't actually walked to the bathroom. He thought he's still asleep, so he just summoned the toilet seat to lift without touching it and did his business, then didn't bother flushing (it's a dream so who cares), thought about the bed, appeared there and drifted to sleep again*

*When Lord_PC woke him up, Bob felt very energised, like some strange power was in him, growing*

Lord_PC: Good morning Bob, seems like you've slept well. There is someone I think we should see today, so you better get ready.

*Bob went to the bathroom, for some reason he felt strange about having a separate room for a bathroom, but he didn't know why. He was about to acuse Lord_PC of not flushing the toilet when his strange dream came to mind. "Nonsense", he tought and flushed the toilet*

*After getting ready Bob found Lord_PC waiting for him next to the door. Bob didn't think Lord_PC has the answers he is looking for, but he seemed like the only trustworthy person around. So without asking any further questions he followed Lord_PC to this mysterious person they were going to see*

*Lord_PC was telling something about powerful people, donuts and stars, but Bob was barely listening. Somehow he felt that the person they were about to meet was very important, and a strange trance-like feeling of detachment took over him. Somehow Bob felt that he didn't fear and didn't care, as if all the worst things have already happened in his life, life which he couldn't remember*

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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted September 08, 2005 07:25 PM

(still walking blindly forward)

"It would have been nice if either Val or Pan had told me which way to go before dissapearing!  (guess I can only blame myself for never having checked out maphaven)

maybe Im looking at this all wrong...  with all the confusion and uneasiness I've been sensing from Val, maybe he's NOT all powerfull as I thought!  Otherwise he would have recognized the benefits of having me as a second instead of ....  
well if he can't see it, then maybe I should reconsider..
instead of standing beside him, I should join the one that he seems to have abandonned... the one most vulnerable...  then if SHE overthrows him, she would recognize me as "powerfull asset".  But now, how to track her... and how the heck do I get out of here?"


(now where was I?  oh yeah)
"69 bottles of beer on the wall...."
(god i hate that guy!)
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