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ozzyosbourne
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
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posted August 30, 2001 08:51 PM |
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"My mom told me if i piss in my pants it leaves a lovely scent.. so i try it everyday and all people do is run away from me."
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Life is like a carousel. Spinning fast you got to ride them well. The only time you speak is in your dreams.
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Hexa
Responsible
Legendary Hero
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posted August 30, 2001 09:48 PM |
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"The Devil can cite scripture for his Purpose"
Think about that one!
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If you want to realize your dreams >>> you have to wake up!@
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Oldtimer
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Supreme Hero
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posted August 30, 2001 10:29 PM |
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"What we have here is failure to communicate." -Warden(Cool Hand Luke)
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<PLEASE DO NOT WAKE THE OLD MAN!>
"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."
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ozzyosbourne
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
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posted August 30, 2001 10:55 PM |
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"Here i am draggin your alien ass out here in the desert... Man you tried to kill me but you screwed up, And they say you aliens are of a higher intelligence, well like i said you guys suck at fighting......... MAN WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! God damn man dont be squirting the acid snow at me! Man i couldve been sleeping but ohhhh no because of you im out here draggin your alien ass to AREA 51!"
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Life is like a carousel. Spinning fast you got to ride them well. The only time you speak is in your dreams.
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Night_Stalker
Known Hero
Lord of the Night
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posted August 30, 2001 10:57 PM |
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?//
Ozzy.. you also got bad mannered thingy... And where is your custom avatar?
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Humans say they are powerfull. But that stops when facing a monster.
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ozzyosbourne
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
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posted August 30, 2001 11:01 PM |
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"I changed it.. for now"
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Life is like a carousel. Spinning fast you got to ride them well. The only time you speak is in your dreams.
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted August 30, 2001 11:16 PM |
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The true measure of a person is how they behave around their lover.
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ozzyosbourne
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
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posted August 30, 2001 11:20 PM |
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"I am the bullet in the gun"- NIN
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Oldtimer
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posted August 30, 2001 11:30 PM |
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"They never let you live it down. One little mistake!"-Nero
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ozzyosbourne
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
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posted August 30, 2001 11:36 PM |
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"Hey hey hey, if you think i murdered my wife here tonight, i can assure you i wouldnt do it here in a locked, old institution with quite so many witnesses... and anyway, who was that snow i was following around with the lab coat and the butcher knife? And he was walking without moving his legs?! i bet you that one of you dumbsnows hired him tryin to scare ME away!"-- Theme Park Owner in movie: HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL.
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Life is like a carousel. Spinning fast you got to ride them well. The only time you speak is in your dreams.
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CraigHack
Known Hero
Have fantasies, will travel...
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posted August 30, 2001 11:40 PM |
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A few...
A few of my favorites....
Mexican Americans...
Believe in education....
So they go to night school...
and take Spanish....
And get a "B".
(Song - Cheech & Chongs next movie)
Is it hot in here or am I crazy? - Charles Manson
Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump.
- W.C.Fields
How can you sing the Blues wearing $300. shoes? - Kids in the Hall
Women - you cant live with them and you cant shoot them.
- Al Bundy
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The Gods have brought us together... I can't imagine why.
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ChoaticHyrda
Adventuring Hero
The Man of Many Faces
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posted August 30, 2001 11:40 PM |
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Heres one I heard somebody at work say the other day..Im sure youv'e all heard those silly team sayings like there's no "I" in team,,ok well heres what he said
"Theres no I in team, but theres an "M "and an "E", and u know its all about ME.
OK theres one for all ye with big egos, I personally don't have 1 yet, maybe when I win a few games of Homm3 on the zone I might be able to use that but for now.. its up for grabs so feel free to use it.
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Even in Chaos there is a certain Order, and in Order, a certain Chaos
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ozzyosbourne
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
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posted August 30, 2001 11:43 PM |
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Kidz In The Hall as in the halfhour comedy show?? lol thats the greatest show! man they had style until it went off air.
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Oldtimer
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posted August 30, 2001 11:50 PM |
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"aarrggh...Donuts...ulll.." Homer 300 B.C.
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ozzyosbourne
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
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posted August 30, 2001 11:53 PM |
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"Well im tired of being a wannabe league bowler. i wannabe a league bowler!"- Homer
"Oh come on! if we quit now, well never know how badly they'll beat us!"- Homer
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Life is like a carousel. Spinning fast you got to ride them well. The only time you speak is in your dreams.
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ChoaticHyrda
Adventuring Hero
The Man of Many Faces
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posted August 31, 2001 12:11 AM |
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Quote:
"Well im tired of being a wannabe league bowler. i wannabe a league bowler!"- Homer
"Oh come on! if we quit now, well never know how badly they'll beat us!"- Homer
Ahhhhhh, yes the Great Homer!!! who had better quotes than he. I tell u what if I didn't already have a God then the Simpsons would probably be something I worshipped more than anything, they arer my favorite series ever. BUt anyways I got another one.
"Extended warranty! , I can't lose!" -Homer
ok well thats al that comes to mind at the moment but lemme take a stroll down memory lane. Snag up a few more there as well as watch so more eps and I'll be back with more--cuz personally that wasn't wanna of his best.
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Even in Chaos there is a certain Order, and in Order, a certain Chaos
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Still
Famous Hero
Your Ultimate Slayer
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posted August 31, 2001 12:15 AM |
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Here's one!
Sh!t can happen!
- D12
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Slayin' all evil for good!
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ozzyosbourne
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
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posted August 31, 2001 12:52 AM |
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Heres one:
"D12 Sucks"- OzzyOsbourne
"How you all snowin feeling today?!?!!!!!!! Lemme introduce you allll to Mista Bill Ward!!!!!!!!! COme one!!!! HOW BOUT MISTA TONY IOMMI!!!! COME ONE LEMME snowING HEAR YA!!" AND NOW MY FRIEND MISTA GEEZER BUTLER!!!!!! YEAH!!! ALRIGHT HERES A SONG Called N.I.B.!!"-- Ozzy Osbourne at the Ozzfest at 10 PM with Black Sabbath on August 12, at the NJ Art Center.
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Life is like a carousel. Spinning fast you got to ride them well. The only time you speak is in your dreams.
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Still
Famous Hero
Your Ultimate Slayer
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posted August 31, 2001 01:21 AM |
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Let's not end up fighting ok?
Here:
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Rules!" - Still
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Slayin' all evil for good!
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ozzyosbourne
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
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posted August 31, 2001 01:52 AM |
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Man that isnt music at all, does any body here agree with me or what??
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