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friendofgunnar
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posted May 23, 2006 08:21 PM |
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As I was trying my best to sniff her better she just passed me every time and we lost two games because I didn't want to switch deffences with my horny buddies LoL.
LOL
Yeah there's nothing like getting whipped by a girl you have a crush on...
been there done that
no special treats afterwards though for me, just the pure humility of defeat.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted May 24, 2006 11:21 PM |
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My friends and I at college made up a Valentine's Day Card and put it on my roommates desk when he wasn't around. We leave our door open almost all the time so it wouldn't have been odd to have that happen.
We wrote on the card that if he didn't find his Secret Admirer by the end of the week, then she would come by and find him herself.
Well one of my friends put on a wig and dressed up like a girl and went and found him at the end of the week. It was really funny, because he was asking us all week if we had seen a girl come by or anything. One of my roommates said he saw someone go into his room while he was at class but he didn't think anything of it and never got a good look at her to see who it was. It was pretty funny.
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TNT_Addict
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posted May 25, 2006 09:09 PM |
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russ
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posted May 25, 2006 09:51 PM |
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Don't know whom to feel sorry for, myself, your dateless loser friend or your cross-dressing and friend seducing buddy! 
That's Easy! You are ugly and noone likes you.
There - I hope that helped with your decision. And, you are welcome, your friend Russ is always there when ya need him 
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TNT_Addict
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posted May 25, 2006 10:25 PM |
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your friend Russ is always there when ya need him
With friends like you around, who needs RSF... I mean enemies...
Now for some juicy stuff told as first person taken from my date last night, my FIRST date with this chick:
Scene: The two of us at the beach late at night and nobody around, an empty smirnoff vodka bottle on the sheet with 2 glasses. She is lying in a bikini I'm in my pants.
Me looking her right in the eyes: "So when have you started playing basketball?"
Her looking at the sea: "Since my hormons started going wild, making me chace boys, what better way to get great guys with perfect bodies than getting really close and physical with them..."
Takes off her top and runs to the sea, I lift up my jaw from the sand and follow close by...
Now you all probably think, this guy has got to become a fiction writer, but me and some old grampa who likes to swim at nights know way better!
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russ
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posted May 25, 2006 10:48 PM |
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Takes off her top and runs to the sea, I lift up my jaw from the sand and follow close by...
*coughs*bulls##t*coughs*
Excuse me...
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Aculias
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posted May 25, 2006 10:50 PM |
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With real friends like Addict, you wouldnt eveb have you current GF with you anymore
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GullyNita
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posted August 01, 2006 05:33 PM |
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Sorry about your
girl friend.
I dont like love so much but sorry. 
  
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Aculias
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posted August 01, 2006 10:28 PM |
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Well I hope not lol.
Your too young & if you were my daughter I may have to put a discipline smack down on you .
Then you wont think about love for another 8 yrs
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GullyNita
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posted August 02, 2006 04:18 PM |
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I can still love like i love my family.
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Gandalfs_Girl
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posted August 02, 2006 04:25 PM |
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so yu dont like the love yu hav for ur family> im confused
oh well
iv never actually had a proper valentine, i had em wen i was like 7 lol
i hate buyin stuff for guys anyways, ur all so hard to buy for
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GullyNita
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posted August 02, 2006 04:30 PM |
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I never loved someone but boys love me even want i kick them!?
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Aculias
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posted August 03, 2006 08:31 AM |
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Shes 10 years old, of course shes confusing lol.
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GullyNita
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posted August 03, 2006 05:26 PM |
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(ha ha ha)
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Gandalfs_Girl
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posted August 04, 2006 03:21 AM |
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Do you want to know why aculias hates Valentines day? Its because he never has anyone to spend it with! Awwwwww
well neither do i, il spend valentines day with yu acu
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GullyNita
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posted August 04, 2006 08:33 PM |
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I do nothing but eat the CANDY i got from boys
(Mmmmmmmm)
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